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· Season 4 · Round 31

The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win

The Coaster took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:36.228 — 2 +1 12 9.8
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:36.228 — 2 +1 12 9.8
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:36.228 — 2 +1 12 9.8
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:36.228 — 2 +1 12 9.8
— Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:43.784 +7.56 1 -1 13 10.5
— Gravy INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:43.784 +7.56 1 -1 13 10.5
— Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:43.784 +7.56 1 -1 13 10.5
— The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:43.784 +7.56 1 -1 13 10.5
3 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:00.300 +24.07 6 +3 10 8.1
3 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:00.300 +24.07 6 +3 10 8.1
3 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:00.300 +24.07 6 +3 10 8.1
3 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:00.300 +24.07 6 +3 10 8.1
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:06.456 +30.23 5 +1 14 8.2
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 3:06.456 +30.23 5 +1 14 8.2
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:06.456 +30.23 5 +1 14 8.2
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 3:06.456 +30.23 5 +1 14 8.2
5 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:07.360 +31.13 4 -1 14 8.8
5 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:07.360 +31.13 4 -1 14 8.8
5 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:07.360 +31.13 4 -1 14 8.8
5 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:07.360 +31.13 4 -1 14 8.8
6 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:09.555 +33.33 3 -3 10 8.2
6 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:09.555 +33.33 3 -3 10 8.2
6 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:09.555 +33.33 3 -3 10 8.2
6 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:09.555 +33.33 3 -3 10 8.2
7 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:10.134 +33.91 8 +1 18 7.7
7 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:10.134 +33.91 8 +1 18 7.7
7 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:10.134 +33.91 8 +1 18 7.7
7 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:10.134 +33.91 8 +1 18 7.7
— Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:40.445 +64.22 7 -1 16 10.1
— Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:40.445 +64.22 7 -1 16 10.1
— Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:40.445 +64.22 7 -1 16 10.1
— Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:40.445 +64.22 7 -1 16 10.1
0.017
Absolute carnage.
8.033
Puck Yeah is coming through. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-2-1.
11.611
Old Gristle is airborne.
16.033
You do not see that every day.
21.300
The lead changes hands. Old Gristle.
25.394
Radiator finds trouble. Averaging 10.8 contacts an event coming in.
31.661
Squish is going nowhere. That is 20 non-finishes in 95 career starts.
34.617
Old Gristle is going to win this. Recent finishes: 14-2-2-4-1.
37.617
Puck Yeah wins it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth Radiator 1.944 Radiator 1.944
Smooth Descent Hard Thick Rick 4.578 Puck Yeah 2.356
Sweeping Curve Smooth Radiator 7.256 Old Gristle 2.172
Smooth Descent Hard Thick Rick 11.050 Old Gristle 2.995
The Drops Carpet Thick Rick 13.478 Old Gristle 2.372
Smooth Descent Smooth Thick Rick 16.183 Thick Rick 2.705
Sweeping Curve Hard Thick Rick 18.111 Thick Rick 1.928
Slick Floor Slick Old Gristle 22.067 Old Gristle 2.139
The Plunge Smooth Old Gristle 23.611 Old Gristle 1.544
Smooth Descent Smooth Old Gristle 26.589 Old Gristle 2.978
The Kicker Smooth Old Gristle 30.822 Thick Rick 3.217
Stairwell Metal Old Gristle 34.317 Puck Yeah 3.483
Carpet Flat Smooth Old Gristle 36.756 Puck Yeah 2.389
Tight Curve Smooth Old Gristle 37.617 Puck Yeah 0.839
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 0/1 7
3 NOO The Noodles 3 1/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 BEA The Beans 5 1/1 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 6 1/1 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 7 1/1 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
89 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 13-7-6-7-7.
218.62
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
97 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-7-7-4-8.
131.43
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
100 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-4-7-3-7.
99.18
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 4
90 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 14-7-8-7-6.
210.93
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
92 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 9-6-6-15-6.
175.11
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 2
94 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-11-6-6-5.
135.13
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
94 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 10-6-6-8-5.
171.49
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4
96 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 6-6-5-7-7.
70.18
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
93 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-8-5-13-5.
185.15
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
92 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-8-9-5-6.
114.47
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
97 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-5-6-14-5.
157.41
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
94 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-8-5-7-6.
195.08
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
96 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 11-4-8-4-8.
152.56
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
98 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.5. Last five: 4-14-8-2-8.
154.38
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
91 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 6-4-3-10-4.
118.08
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
91 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 4-8-8-6-5.
138.40
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
92 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 5-2-9-2-15.
35.02
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
93 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 16-5-2-2-2.
32.14
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
99 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 5-5-2-7-2.
20.34
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
92 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 5-16-2-2-10.
36.15
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 1
98 starts, 25 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 4-1-3-3-1.
10.17
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 2
97 starts, 31 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-3-1-2-1.
8.07
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
95 starts, 24 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 1-8-5-3-15.
20.50
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 4
86 starts, 23 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 3-1-2-3-11.
9.55
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 1
100 starts, 54 wins, average finish 2.9. Last five: 1-2-1-1-1.
5.70
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 2
92 starts, 38 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 2-2-7-3-1.
13.06
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 3
88 starts, 33 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-1-4-1-2.
8.90
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 4
96 starts, 41 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 2-1-14-4-1.
11.32
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 1
91 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 3-4-3-3-8.
34.29
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
94 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.0. Last five: 12-3-1-4-4.
64.93
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 3
102 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 3-12-5-4-12.
101.94
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 4
89 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.3. Last five: 15-3-4-16-3.
160.25

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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