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The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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Chunk wins at The Basement

Chunk took The Basement Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Old Gristle finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:42.795 — 4 +3 10 10.2
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:42.795 — 4 +3 10 10.2
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:42.795 — 4 +3 10 10.2
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:42.795 — 4 +3 10 10.2
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:43.239 +0.44 6 +4 12 10.0
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:43.239 +0.44 6 +4 12 10.0
2 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:43.239 +0.44 6 +4 12 10.0
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:43.239 +0.44 6 +4 12 10.0
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:53.461 +10.67 2 -1 14 9.2
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:53.461 +10.67 2 -1 14 9.2
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:53.461 +10.67 2 -1 14 9.2
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:53.461 +10.67 2 -1 14 9.2
4 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:03.139 +20.34 8 +4 10 7.9
4 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:03.139 +20.34 8 +4 10 7.9
4 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:03.139 +20.34 8 +4 10 7.9
4 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:03.139 +20.34 8 +4 10 7.9
5 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:08.828 +26.03 5 0 12 7.8
5 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:08.828 +26.03 5 0 12 7.8
5 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:08.828 +26.03 5 0 12 7.8
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:08.828 +26.03 5 0 12 7.8
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:10.400 +27.61 7 +1 9 8.6
6 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:10.400 +27.61 7 +1 9 8.6
6 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:10.400 +27.61 7 +1 9 8.6
6 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:10.400 +27.61 7 +1 9 8.6
7 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:18.117 +35.32 3 -4 10 8.3
7 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:18.117 +35.32 3 -4 10 8.3
7 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:18.117 +35.32 3 -4 10 8.3
7 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:18.117 +35.32 3 -4 10 8.3
8 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 3:18.127 +35.33 1 -7 15 7.5
8 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:18.127 +35.33 1 -7 15 7.5
8 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:18.127 +35.33 1 -7 15 7.5
8 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 3:18.127 +35.33 1 -7 15 7.5
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
5.167
And it's The Lieutenant in front now. Career record: 20 wins from 83, average finish 4.5.
10.111
Pilot Light is completely off the deck.
16.533
Up goes The Lieutenant.
20.483
You do not see that every day.
24.033
Floppy Joe is coming through. Recent finishes: 3-10-6-1-7.
29.072
That is the sport, right there.
33.278
Here comes The Lieutenant. Recent finishes: 5-1-13-1-2.
36.278
It is The Lieutenant!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth Floppy Joe 1.983 Damp Kevin 1.978
Smooth Descent Hard The Lieutenant 4.644 The Lieutenant 2.372
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Lieutenant 7.328 The Lieutenant 2.684
Smooth Descent Hard The Lieutenant 11.033 Puck Yeah 3.700
The Drops Carpet The Lieutenant 13.444 The Lieutenant 2.411
Smooth Descent Smooth The Lieutenant 16.139 The Lieutenant 2.695
Sweeping Curve Hard The Lieutenant 18.483 Honey Mustard 2.167
Slick Floor Slick The Lieutenant 20.661 The Lieutenant 2.178
The Plunge Smooth The Lieutenant 22.250 The Lieutenant 1.589
Smooth Descent Smooth The Lieutenant 25.467 Puck Yeah 3.106
The Kicker Smooth The Lieutenant 29.506 Squish 3.639
Stairwell Metal The Lieutenant 33.011 Puck Yeah 3.473
Carpet Flat Smooth The Lieutenant 35.433 Puck Yeah 2.416
Tight Curve Smooth The Lieutenant 36.278 Puck Yeah 0.834
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 1 1/1 8
2 PCK The Pucks 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 1/1 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 4 1/1 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 5 1/1 4
6 NOO The Noodles 6 1/1 3
7 BEA The Beans 7 1/1 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 1
73 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 1-7-6-6-8.
65.98
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
85 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-7-5-6-8.
104.38
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
87 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-6-8-16-6.
125.17
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4
79 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 7-7-8-6-5.
142.10
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1
80 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 6-3-7-10-8.
68.12
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
80 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 6-3-6-10-7.
104.95
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
81 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-6-3-3-7.
111.97
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4
83 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 9-6-6-4-3.
107.45
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
81 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 11-7-4-11-5.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
82 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 4-9-5-7-4.
118.98
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
81 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-5-4-4-7.
64.24
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
80 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 10-4-5-12-4.
151.11
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
79 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 12-8-5-7-8.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
85 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 13-5-1-7-6.
112.23
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
81 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 5-7-9-6-2.
109.31
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
79 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-2-7-6-4.
73.45
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
80 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-3-3-6-2.
14.13
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
87 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-2-5-3-3.
13.95
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
79 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 14-3-15-2-4.
41.09
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
78 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-2-5-6-3.
19.34
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 1
82 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 1-13-1-2-1.
10.38
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
80 starts, 21 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-1-2-5-1.
9.22
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 3
87 starts, 27 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 15-2-1-7-1.
15.13
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 4
75 starts, 19 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 16-1-1-2-2.
14.34
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 1
84 starts, 43 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 2-8-1-2-6.
8.77
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 2
78 starts, 29 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 2-2-16-8-1.
14.04
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3
80 starts, 35 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 4-2-8-11-1.
9.79
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 4
82 starts, 35 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 1-2-12-8-3.
12.21
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 1
80 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 5-4-8-14-4.
59.14
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2
83 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.8. Last five: 8-4-3-4-6.
39.96
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 3
77 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 8-4-14-3-8.
103.68
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
84 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 6-8-10-4-4.
102.77

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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