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· Season 4 · Round 40

The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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The Coaster wins at The Basement

The Coaster took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:42.484 — 7 +6 12 8.6
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:42.484 — 7 +6 12 8.6
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:42.484 — 7 +6 12 8.6
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:42.484 — 7 +6 12 8.6
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:43.450 +0.97 3 +1 16 8.8
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:43.450 +0.97 3 +1 16 8.8
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:43.450 +0.97 3 +1 16 8.8
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:43.450 +0.97 3 +1 16 8.8
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:44.939 +2.46 5 +2 13 10.2
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:44.939 +2.46 5 +2 13 10.2
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:44.939 +2.46 5 +2 13 10.2
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:44.939 +2.46 5 +2 13 10.2
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:58.122 +15.64 6 +2 11 8.4
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:58.122 +15.64 6 +2 11 8.4
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:58.122 +15.64 6 +2 11 8.4
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:58.122 +15.64 6 +2 11 8.4
5 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2:59.328 +16.84 2 -3 10 9.6
5 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2:59.328 +16.84 2 -3 10 9.6
5 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:59.328 +16.84 2 -3 10 9.6
5 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:59.328 +16.84 2 -3 10 9.6
6 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:07.305 +24.82 1 -5 16 8.9
6 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:07.305 +24.82 1 -5 16 8.9
6 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:07.305 +24.82 1 -5 16 8.9
6 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:07.305 +24.82 1 -5 16 8.9
7 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:07.823 +25.34 4 -3 11 9.2
7 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:07.823 +25.34 4 -3 11 9.2
7 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:07.823 +25.34 4 -3 11 9.2
7 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:07.823 +25.34 4 -3 11 9.2
8 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:13.723 +31.24 8 0 14 8.3
8 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:13.723 +31.24 8 0 14 8.3
8 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:13.723 +31.24 8 0 14 8.3
8 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:13.723 +31.24 8 0 14 8.3
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
3.700
The Coaster hits the front. Career record: 44 wins from 102, average finish 3.2.
8.033
Big move from Chunk.
11.889
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
18.817
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
24.033
Oh dear.
28.928
That is a big one for Sweaty Gerald.
32.861
The Coaster finds trouble.
38.128
The Coaster has it. Recent finishes: 2-1-14-1-1.
39.728
They are going to the line together.
43.128
The Coaster takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth Sweaty Gerald 1.956 The Coaster 1.939
Smooth Descent Hard The Coaster 4.450 Chunk 2.338
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Coaster 7.006 The Coaster 2.556
Smooth Descent Hard The Coaster 10.350 The Coaster 3.344
The Drops Carpet The Coaster 12.911 Chunk 2.316
Smooth Descent Smooth The Coaster 16.350 Tender Greg 3.156
Sweeping Curve Hard The Coaster 19.494 Second Sock 2.866
Slick Floor Slick The Coaster 21.717 The Coaster 2.223
The Plunge Smooth Tender Greg 25.894 Stubbs 1.617
Smooth Descent Smooth Tender Greg 29.633 Radiator 3.583
The Kicker Smooth Crooked Pete 34.639 Radiator 3.767
Stairwell Metal Tender Greg 37.667 Chunk 3.461
Carpet Flat Smooth The Coaster 40.283 Chunk 2.355
Tight Curve Smooth The Coaster 41.128 Chunk 0.811
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 1/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 NOO The Noodles 5 1/1 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 6 1/1 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 7 1/1 2
8 BEA The Beans 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1
102 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-3-7-6-6.
89.82
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 2
95 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 3-5-8-6-4.
157.25
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
107 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-3-12-6-6.
114.97
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 4
93 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 3-6-6-14-7.
105.13
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
99 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 11-6-10-5-7.
156.70
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 2
102 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.5. Last five: 6-4-5-5-5.
74.71
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3
98 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 6-5-1-7-6.
66.47
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
98 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 9-6-5-5-7.
110.67
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
100 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 12-5-3-15-6.
212.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
98 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-4-16-5-8.
121.35
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
98 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-5-4-8-5.
126.12
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
101 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-13-4-5-8.
120.26
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
103 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 10-7-8-7-8.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
96 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-7-8-8-8.
218.90
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
95 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 7-8-2-8-6.
86.29
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
103 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 4-7-11-8-8.
120.19
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
96 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 5-8-7-3-5.
22.99
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
99 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 8-3-2-7-10.
23.31
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
102 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 8-7-3-5-5.
15.95
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
100 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 16-8-6-4-7.
69.73
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 1
103 starts, 32 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-2-1-2-15.
8.25
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 2
99 starts, 25 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 1-2-2-2-1.
9.05
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 3
102 starts, 25 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-14-2-2-4.
12.98
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 4
93 starts, 23 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-8-3-2-9.
17.87
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 1
100 starts, 43 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 14-1-1-1-1.
12.81
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 2
103 starts, 57 wins, average finish 2.8. Last five: 1-1-1-1-2.
4.95
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 3
93 starts, 36 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 1-16-1-14-1.
18.40
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 4
101 starts, 44 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 13-1-2-1-1.
16.43
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1
95 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.3. Last five: 15-4-6-3-7.
130.73
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 2
95 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-2-3-4-3.
26.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 3
101 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.9. Last five: 3-4-9-4-3.
58.81
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 4
106 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-3-13-4-3.
59.44

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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