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· Season 5 · Round 13

The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win

Wide Load took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
— Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:34.083 — 1 0 12 10.6
— Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:34.083 — 1 0 12 10.6
— The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:34.083 — 1 0 12 10.6
— Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:34.083 — 1 0 12 10.6
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:52.079 +18.00 7 +5 15 9.0
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:52.079 +18.00 7 +5 15 9.0
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:52.079 +18.00 7 +5 15 9.0
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:52.079 +18.00 7 +5 15 9.0
3 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:55.995 +21.91 2 -1 10 8.7
3 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:55.995 +21.91 2 -1 10 8.7
3 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:55.995 +21.91 2 -1 10 8.7
3 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:55.995 +21.91 2 -1 10 8.7
4 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:57.306 +23.22 4 0 10 8.8
4 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:57.306 +23.22 4 0 10 8.8
4 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:57.306 +23.22 4 0 10 8.8
4 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:57.306 +23.22 4 0 10 8.8
5 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:01.056 +26.97 5 0 13 9.0
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:01.056 +26.97 5 0 13 9.0
5 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:01.056 +26.97 5 0 13 9.0
5 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:01.056 +26.97 5 0 13 9.0
6 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:13.705 +39.62 3 -3 11 8.5
6 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:13.705 +39.62 3 -3 11 8.5
6 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:13.705 +39.62 3 -3 11 8.5
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:13.705 +39.62 3 -3 11 8.5
7 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:13.744 +39.66 6 -1 11 8.3
7 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:13.744 +39.66 6 -1 11 8.3
7 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:13.744 +39.66 6 -1 11 8.3
7 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:13.744 +39.66 6 -1 11 8.3
8 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:15.273 +41.19 8 0 6 7.9
8 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:15.273 +41.19 8 0 6 7.9
8 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:15.273 +41.19 8 0 6 7.9
8 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:15.273 +41.19 8 0 6 7.9
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
8.033
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
16.033
That is going to sting in the morning. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-9-2.
20.783
Extraordinary scenes.
24.900
The Lieutenant goes to the front.
28.533
Slapper goes to the front. Career record: 56 wins from 118, average finish 3.3.
32.033
They will not want to see that again.
37.278
You do not see that every day.
38.050
Here comes Slapper.
41.050
Slapper takes it. Career record: 56 wins from 118, average finish 3.3.
48.033
It is chaos out there.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth The Kidney 1.950 The Kidney 1.950
Smooth Descent Hard The Lieutenant 4.500 The Lieutenant 2.544
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Lieutenant 7.294 Slapper 2.055
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 10.356 Slapper 2.095
The Drops Carpet Slapper 12.100 Slapper 1.744
Smooth Descent Smooth Slapper 16.050 The Lieutenant 2.806
Sweeping Curve Hard Slapper 18.744 Thick Rick 2.589
Slick Floor Slick Slapper 22.822 Radiator 2.372
The Plunge Smooth The Lieutenant 25.706 Radiator 1.872
Smooth Descent Smooth Slapper 30.783 Damp Kevin 3.694
The Kicker Smooth Slapper 34.417 Slapper 3.634
Stairwell Metal Slapper 37.917 Thick Rick 3.328
Carpet Flat Smooth Slapper 40.244 Slapper 2.327
Tight Curve Smooth Slapper 41.050 Slapper 0.806
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 0/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 3 1/1 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 4 1/1 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 5 1/1 4
6 NOO The Noodles 6 1/1 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 7 1/1 2
8 BEA The Beans 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
105 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 9-4-5-7-7.
121.21
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2
104 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-4-15-12-7.
196.40
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
117 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-3-5-8-7.
104.70
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 4
116 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-11-7-5-7.
103.21
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1
109 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 3-7-5-9-5.
62.11
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
110 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-7-13-5-5.
128.54
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
110 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-5-6-7-14.
133.36
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4
113 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.5. Last five: 7-13-5-5-6.
97.49
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
115 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 4-8-10-7-4.
175.37
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
108 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 2-8-2-4-8.
63.35
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
109 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-15-4-8-7.
212.16
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
110 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-6-14-2-4.
130.50
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
113 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 13-6-11-7-8.
188.68
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
107 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 6-10-8-3-6.
182.80
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
116 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-16-4-8-7.
171.02
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
106 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 7-6-7-6-8.
155.70
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
111 starts, 10 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 15-3-8-1-1.
37.40
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
108 starts, 11 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-4-1-2-1.
10.96
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
108 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 3-6-3-1-1.
20.58
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
115 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 16-3-2-7-3.
34.70
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 1
115 starts, 28 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 2-16-1-1-3.
13.37
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 2
103 starts, 24 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 14-2-8-4-3.
22.76
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 3
114 starts, 33 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 11-2-4-3-2.
16.34
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 4
110 starts, 27 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-3-1-2-2.
6.91
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
116 starts, 54 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-9-2-14-4.
12.29
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 2
114 starts, 61 wins, average finish 2.9. Last five: 1-1-3-8-2.
7.61
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 3
102 starts, 40 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-1-2-2-4.
8.05
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 4
110 starts, 48 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 10-1-1-1-2.
10.73
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1
105 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.3. Last five: 12-5-4-12-6.
127.27
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
110 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.9. Last five: 5-9-8-6-3.
79.22
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 3
122 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 6-5-5-6-6.
81.36
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 4
105 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 5-2-6-15-3.
38.91

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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