· Season 5 · Round 22
The Basement Relay — Relay
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win
Puck Yeah took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 2:45.606 | — | 5 | +4 | 12 | 10.1 |
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 2:45.606 | — | 5 | +4 | 12 | 10.1 |
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 2:45.606 | — | 5 | +4 | 12 | 10.1 |
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 2:45.606 | — | 5 | +4 | 12 | 10.1 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 2:46.461 | +0.86 | 7 | +5 | 12 | 9.2 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 2:46.461 | +0.86 | 7 | +5 | 12 | 9.2 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 2:46.461 | +0.86 | 7 | +5 | 12 | 9.2 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 2:46.461 | +0.86 | 7 | +5 | 12 | 9.2 |
| 3 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 2:52.728 | +7.12 | 3 | 0 | 10 | 9.1 |
| 3 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 2:52.728 | +7.12 | 3 | 0 | 10 | 9.1 |
| 3 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 2:52.728 | +7.12 | 3 | 0 | 10 | 9.1 |
| 3 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 2:52.728 | +7.12 | 3 | 0 | 10 | 9.1 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 2:58.501 | +12.90 | 1 | -3 | 15 | 8.2 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 2:58.501 | +12.90 | 1 | -3 | 15 | 8.2 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 2:58.501 | +12.90 | 1 | -3 | 15 | 8.2 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 2:58.501 | +12.90 | 1 | -3 | 15 | 8.2 |
| 5 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:03.022 | +17.42 | 4 | -1 | 11 | 7.6 |
| 5 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:03.022 | +17.42 | 4 | -1 | 11 | 7.6 |
| 5 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:03.022 | +17.42 | 4 | -1 | 11 | 7.6 |
| 5 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:03.022 | +17.42 | 4 | -1 | 11 | 7.6 |
| 6 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:07.866 | +22.26 | 8 | +2 | 11 | 8.4 |
| 6 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 3:07.866 | +22.26 | 8 | +2 | 11 | 8.4 |
| 6 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 3:07.866 | +22.26 | 8 | +2 | 11 | 8.4 |
| 6 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:07.866 | +22.26 | 8 | +2 | 11 | 8.4 |
| 7 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 3:16.994 | +31.39 | 2 | -5 | 9 | 8.5 |
| 7 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:16.994 | +31.39 | 2 | -5 | 9 | 8.5 |
| 7 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 3:16.994 | +31.39 | 2 | -5 | 9 | 8.5 |
| 7 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:16.994 | +31.39 | 2 | -5 | 9 | 8.5 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 3:23.589 | +37.98 | 6 | -2 | 13 | 8.8 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 3:23.589 | +37.98 | 6 | -2 | 13 | 8.8 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 3:23.589 | +37.98 | 6 | -2 | 13 | 8.8 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 3:23.589 | +37.98 | 6 | -2 | 13 | 8.8 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 10.8 contacts an event coming in.
4.600
The Lieutenant takes the lead. Career record: 30 wins from 122, average finish 4.1.
8.033
Sweaty Gerald is going backwards.
13.000
Puck Yeah is completely off the deck.
18.722
Thick Rick gets air. Recent finishes: 8-5-3-13-3.
24.033
Big move from Puck Yeah.
27.650
Right into it goes Floppy Joe.
32.033
That is not going to help.
34.083
Thick Rick has it.
35.472
That is a big one for Sweaty Gerald.
38.872
Puck Yeah takes it. Career record: 65 wins from 121, average finish 2.8.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Smooth | Sweaty Gerald | 1.950 | Sweaty Gerald 1.950 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Lieutenant | 4.517 | Thick Rick 2.489 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Pilot Light | 7.333 | Pilot Light 2.644 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Thick Rick | 11.178 | Thick Rick 3.311 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Thick Rick | 13.822 | Yolk 2.434 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Thick Rick | 16.556 | Thick Rick 2.734 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Thick Rick | 18.722 | Thick Rick 2.166 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Thick Rick | 20.939 | Thick Rick 2.217 |
| The Plunge | Smooth | Thick Rick | 22.733 | Puck Yeah 1.666 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Thick Rick | 25.856 | Puck Yeah 2.906 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Thick Rick | 29.817 | Sweaty Gerald 3.534 |
| Stairwell | Metal | Thick Rick | 33.689 | Puck Yeah 3.478 |
| Carpet Flat | Smooth | Thick Rick | 36.189 | The Lieutenant 2.417 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Thick Rick | 37.083 | The Lieutenant 0.861 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 0/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 1
107 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-8-7-8-4.
121.99
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 2
120 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-6-8-7-4.
96.74
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 3
111 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-10-5-8-3.
122.78
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 4
125 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-6-3-11-8.
146.80
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
115 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 4-7-12-6-7.
87.44
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
118 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 8-7-4-14-7.
140.58
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
116 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.5. Last five: 7-7-6-7-13.
75.69
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
114 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-7-6-6-5.
94.46
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
115 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-7-8-5-8.
164.73
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
115 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 11-8-7-5-12.
219.30
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
120 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-6-5-11-8.
122.30
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
113 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 9-8-5-8-8.
121.88
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
113 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 12-5-7-6-2.
216.32
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
112 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 5-9-6-15-5.
127.88
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
119 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-6-5-6-16.
102.23
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
119 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-5-6-16-6.
176.74
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
117 starts, 10 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 15-4-15-2-10.
74.90
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
120 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 4-2-16-3-3.
23.63
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
115 starts, 11 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 16-4-2-2-4.
27.68
7
Stubbs
The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
111 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 4-2-3-3-6.
13.43
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 1
120 starts, 29 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 2-4-3-1-2.
8.63
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 4
114 starts, 27 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 13-2-3-2-2.
12.74
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 2
117 starts, 53 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 10-1-1-13-1.
15.01
4
Wide Load
The Pucks · Leg 4
108 starts, 44 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 14-1-1-1-14.
17.64
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 3
110 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.2. Last five: 3-4-4-4-4.
60.65
Course preview
41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Smooth
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Smooth
7m
↓8°
Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.
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