· Season 5 · Round 31
The Basement Relay — Relay
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win
Slapper took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 2:38.271 | — | 4 | +3 | 12 | 11.0 |
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 2:38.271 | — | 4 | +3 | 12 | 11.0 |
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 2:38.271 | — | 4 | +3 | 12 | 11.0 |
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 2:38.271 | — | 4 | +3 | 12 | 11.0 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 2:52.689 | +14.42 | 5 | +3 | 16 | 10.0 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 2:52.689 | +14.42 | 5 | +3 | 16 | 10.0 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 2:52.689 | +14.42 | 5 | +3 | 16 | 10.0 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 2:52.689 | +14.42 | 5 | +3 | 16 | 10.0 |
| 3 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 3:00.627 | +22.36 | 8 | +5 | 13 | 8.8 |
| 3 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 3:00.627 | +22.36 | 8 | +5 | 13 | 8.8 |
| 3 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:00.627 | +22.36 | 8 | +5 | 13 | 8.8 |
| 3 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 3:00.627 | +22.36 | 8 | +5 | 13 | 8.8 |
| 4 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:01.261 | +22.99 | 7 | +3 | 12 | 8.3 |
| 4 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 3:01.261 | +22.99 | 7 | +3 | 12 | 8.3 |
| 4 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 3:01.261 | +22.99 | 7 | +3 | 12 | 8.3 |
| 4 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:01.261 | +22.99 | 7 | +3 | 12 | 8.3 |
| 5 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 3:03.622 | +25.35 | 3 | -2 | 18 | 9.0 |
| 5 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3:03.622 | +25.35 | 3 | -2 | 18 | 9.0 |
| 5 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:03.622 | +25.35 | 3 | -2 | 18 | 9.0 |
| 5 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 3:03.622 | +25.35 | 3 | -2 | 18 | 9.0 |
| 6 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 3:11.456 | +33.19 | 6 | 0 | 7 | 7.7 |
| 6 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:11.456 | +33.19 | 6 | 0 | 7 | 7.7 |
| 6 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:11.456 | +33.19 | 6 | 0 | 7 | 7.7 |
| 6 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 3:11.456 | +33.19 | 6 | 0 | 7 | 7.7 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 3:11.933 | +33.66 | 1 | -6 | 15 | 7.9 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 3:11.933 | +33.66 | 1 | -6 | 15 | 7.9 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 3:11.933 | +33.66 | 1 | -6 | 15 | 7.9 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 3:11.933 | +33.66 | 1 | -6 | 15 | 7.9 |
| 8 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:12.501 | +34.23 | 2 | -6 | 11 | 8.3 |
| 8 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:12.501 | +34.23 | 2 | -6 | 11 | 8.3 |
| 8 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:12.501 | +34.23 | 2 | -6 | 11 | 8.3 |
| 8 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:12.501 | +34.23 | 2 | -6 | 11 | 8.3 |
0.017
Absolute carnage.
6.317
Heavy contact for Slapper. Averaging 8.5 contacts an event coming in.
9.850
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 4-4-15-5-13.
14.367
Up goes Lil Nugget. Recent finishes: 7-3-3-3-3.
21.100
No idea what happened there. Recent finishes: 3-1-1-1-10.
24.944
Chunk takes a knock.
29.150
Heavy contact for Butter Bean.
32.839
Heavy contact for Second Sock.
35.544
Slapper is going to win this. Recent finishes: 2-12-2-3-1.
38.544
It is Slapper!
43.594
That is going to sting in the morning.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Smooth | Crawlspace | 1.944 | Crawlspace 1.944 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 4.606 | Slapper 2.356 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 7.072 | Slapper 2.466 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 10.494 | Slapper 3.422 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Slapper | 13.067 | Chunk 2.427 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Slapper | 16.917 | Chunk 2.528 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Slapper | 19.483 | Slapper 2.566 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Slapper | 21.400 | Slapper 1.917 |
| The Plunge | Smooth | Slapper | 22.850 | Slapper 1.450 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Slapper | 27.961 | Second Sock 3.833 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Slapper | 31.906 | Slapper 3.945 |
| Stairwell | Metal | Slapper | 35.372 | Chunk 3.344 |
| Carpet Flat | Smooth | Slapper | 37.733 | Slapper 2.361 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 38.544 | Slapper 0.811 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Soft Boys | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | Basement Heat | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Nuggets | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Wet Socks | 8 | 1/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 1
119 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 3-7-6-14-7.
184.02
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 2
110 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-7-6-6-8.
91.03
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 3
130 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-15-7-6-7.
167.23
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 4
125 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-7-7-16-6.
119.57
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
119 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-11-4-6-8.
122.43
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
121 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-13-6-7-8.
105.66
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
123 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 8-5-6-5-8.
103.53
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
121 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 11-5-5-6-8.
108.23
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
119 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-8-8-4-11.
215.96
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
122 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-7-16-8-10.
219.30
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
119 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-8-9-8-4.
115.61
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
124 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-8-8-4-8.
130.22
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
115 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 6-5-7-5-9.
97.25
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
124 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 9-6-5-14-7.
182.78
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
119 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-10-5-5-7.
219.30
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
126 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 15-6-2-8-5.
163.96
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
124 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-3-2-4.
14.89
7
Stubbs
The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
117 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 6-3-7-3-3.
20.91
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
119 starts, 12 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-3-1-3-16.
16.16
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
124 starts, 10 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 14-3-8-5-3.
94.39
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 2
123 starts, 30 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 2-1-2-2-4.
6.93
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 3
121 starts, 28 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-2-4-6-1.
14.55
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 2
121 starts, 56 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-1-2-1-10.
9.42
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 4
123 starts, 66 wins, average finish 2.9. Last five: 12-1-2-1-1.
11.66
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 2
123 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-12-4-2-5.
55.41
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 3
116 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 4-4-4-6-5.
54.18
Course preview
41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Smooth
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Smooth
7m
↓8°
Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.
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