Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 5 · Round 31

The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win

Slapper took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:38.271 4 +3 12 11.0
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:38.271 4 +3 12 11.0
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:38.271 4 +3 12 11.0
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:38.271 4 +3 12 11.0
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:52.689 +14.42 5 +3 16 10.0
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:52.689 +14.42 5 +3 16 10.0
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:52.689 +14.42 5 +3 16 10.0
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:52.689 +14.42 5 +3 16 10.0
3 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 3:00.627 +22.36 8 +5 13 8.8
3 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 3:00.627 +22.36 8 +5 13 8.8
3 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:00.627 +22.36 8 +5 13 8.8
3 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:00.627 +22.36 8 +5 13 8.8
4 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:01.261 +22.99 7 +3 12 8.3
4 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:01.261 +22.99 7 +3 12 8.3
4 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:01.261 +22.99 7 +3 12 8.3
4 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:01.261 +22.99 7 +3 12 8.3
5 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:03.622 +25.35 3 -2 18 9.0
5 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:03.622 +25.35 3 -2 18 9.0
5 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:03.622 +25.35 3 -2 18 9.0
5 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:03.622 +25.35 3 -2 18 9.0
6 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:11.456 +33.19 6 0 7 7.7
6 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:11.456 +33.19 6 0 7 7.7
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:11.456 +33.19 6 0 7 7.7
6 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:11.456 +33.19 6 0 7 7.7
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:11.933 +33.66 1 -6 15 7.9
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:11.933 +33.66 1 -6 15 7.9
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:11.933 +33.66 1 -6 15 7.9
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:11.933 +33.66 1 -6 15 7.9
8 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:12.501 +34.23 2 -6 11 8.3
8 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:12.501 +34.23 2 -6 11 8.3
8 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:12.501 +34.23 2 -6 11 8.3
8 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:12.501 +34.23 2 -6 11 8.3
0.017
Absolute carnage.
6.317
Heavy contact for Slapper. Averaging 8.5 contacts an event coming in.
9.850
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 4-4-15-5-13.
14.367
Up goes Lil Nugget. Recent finishes: 7-3-3-3-3.
21.100
No idea what happened there. Recent finishes: 3-1-1-1-10.
24.944
Chunk takes a knock.
29.150
Heavy contact for Butter Bean.
32.839
Heavy contact for Second Sock.
35.544
Slapper is going to win this. Recent finishes: 2-12-2-3-1.
38.544
It is Slapper!
43.594
That is going to sting in the morning.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth Crawlspace 1.944 Crawlspace 1.944
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 4.606 Slapper 2.356
Sweeping Curve Smooth Slapper 7.072 Slapper 2.466
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 10.494 Slapper 3.422
The Drops Carpet Slapper 13.067 Chunk 2.427
Smooth Descent Smooth Slapper 16.917 Chunk 2.528
Sweeping Curve Hard Slapper 19.483 Slapper 2.566
Slick Floor Slick Slapper 21.400 Slapper 1.917
The Plunge Smooth Slapper 22.850 Slapper 1.450
Smooth Descent Smooth Slapper 27.961 Second Sock 3.833
The Kicker Smooth Slapper 31.906 Slapper 3.945
Stairwell Metal Slapper 35.372 Chunk 3.344
Carpet Flat Smooth Slapper 37.733 Slapper 2.361
Tight Curve Smooth Slapper 38.544 Slapper 0.811
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 3 1/1 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 4 1/1 5
5 BEA The Beans 5 1/1 4
6 NOO The Noodles 6 1/1 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 7 0/1 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
119 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 3-7-6-14-7.
184.02
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2
110 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-7-6-6-8.
91.03
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
130 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-15-7-6-7.
167.23
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 4
125 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-7-7-16-6.
119.57
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
119 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-11-4-6-8.
122.43
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 2
121 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-13-6-7-8.
105.66
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
123 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 8-5-6-5-8.
103.53
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4
121 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 11-5-5-6-8.
108.23
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
119 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-8-8-4-11.
215.96
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
122 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-7-16-8-10.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
119 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-8-9-8-4.
115.61
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
124 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-8-8-4-8.
130.22
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
115 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 6-5-7-5-9.
97.25
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
124 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 9-6-5-14-7.
182.78
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
119 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-10-5-5-7.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
126 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 15-6-2-8-5.
163.96
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
124 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-3-2-4.
14.89
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
117 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 6-3-7-3-3.
20.91
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
119 starts, 12 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-3-1-3-16.
16.16
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
124 starts, 10 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 14-3-8-5-3.
94.39
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 1
129 starts, 37 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 10-2-3-1-1.
12.48
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 2
123 starts, 30 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 2-1-2-2-4.
6.93
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 3
121 starts, 28 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-2-4-6-1.
14.55
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 4
111 starts, 25 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-1-12-2-2.
10.57
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
126 starts, 61 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-1-1-2-2.
8.47
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 2
121 starts, 56 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-1-2-1-10.
9.42
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 3
114 starts, 47 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 1-2-2-15-1.
13.65
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4
123 starts, 66 wins, average finish 2.9. Last five: 12-1-2-1-1.
11.66
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 1
130 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 13-4-4-5-3.
65.15
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
123 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-12-4-2-5.
55.41
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 3
116 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 4-4-4-6-5.
54.18
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 4
115 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 16-4-3-6-4.
87.75

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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