· Season 5 · Round 4
The Basement Relay — Relay
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 2:32.205 | — | 2 | +1 | 12 | 10.3 |
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 2:32.205 | — | 2 | +1 | 12 | 10.3 |
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 2:32.205 | — | 2 | +1 | 12 | 10.3 |
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 2:32.205 | — | 2 | +1 | 12 | 10.3 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 2:45.716 | +13.51 | 4 | +2 | 16 | 8.9 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 2:45.716 | +13.51 | 4 | +2 | 16 | 8.9 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 2:45.716 | +13.51 | 4 | +2 | 16 | 8.9 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 2:45.716 | +13.51 | 4 | +2 | 16 | 8.9 |
| 3 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 2:53.216 | +21.01 | 8 | +5 | 11 | 9.0 |
| 3 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 2:53.216 | +21.01 | 8 | +5 | 11 | 9.0 |
| 3 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 2:53.216 | +21.01 | 8 | +5 | 11 | 9.0 |
| 3 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 2:53.216 | +21.01 | 8 | +5 | 11 | 9.0 |
| 4 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 2:55.566 | +23.36 | 6 | +2 | 8 | 8.7 |
| 4 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 2:55.566 | +23.36 | 6 | +2 | 8 | 8.7 |
| 4 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 2:55.566 | +23.36 | 6 | +2 | 8 | 8.7 |
| 4 | Long John | The Noodles | 2:55.566 | +23.36 | 6 | +2 | 8 | 8.7 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 3:06.606 | +34.40 | 1 | -4 | 12 | 8.5 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 3:06.606 | +34.40 | 1 | -4 | 12 | 8.5 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 3:06.606 | +34.40 | 1 | -4 | 12 | 8.5 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 3:06.606 | +34.40 | 1 | -4 | 12 | 8.5 |
| 6 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:09.260 | +37.06 | 3 | -3 | 13 | 7.9 |
| 6 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 3:09.260 | +37.06 | 3 | -3 | 13 | 7.9 |
| 6 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:09.260 | +37.06 | 3 | -3 | 13 | 7.9 |
| 6 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 3:09.260 | +37.06 | 3 | -3 | 13 | 7.9 |
| 7 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:14.084 | +41.88 | 7 | 0 | 6 | 8.6 |
| 7 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:14.084 | +41.88 | 7 | 0 | 6 | 8.6 |
| 7 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:14.084 | +41.88 | 7 | 0 | 6 | 8.6 |
| 7 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:14.084 | +41.88 | 7 | 0 | 6 | 8.6 |
| 8 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3:18.421 | +46.22 | 5 | -3 | 15 | 8.0 |
| 8 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 3:18.421 | +46.22 | 5 | -3 | 15 | 8.0 |
| 8 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 3:18.421 | +46.22 | 5 | -3 | 15 | 8.0 |
| 8 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:18.421 | +46.22 | 5 | -3 | 15 | 8.0 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
4.767
Chunk goes to the front.
11.278
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-4-1.
20.100
Wide Load takes the lead.
23.750
Crooked Pete finds trouble.
29.422
Stubbs takes a knock.
34.111
Wide Load has it. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-4-1.
35.650
That is a big one for Radiator. Averaging 11.0 contacts an event coming in.
39.050
It is Wide Load!
48.033
It is all going wrong for Stubbs.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Smooth | Crooked Pete | 1.972 | Stubbs 1.956 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Chunk | 4.539 | Chunk 2.289 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Chunk | 7.044 | Chunk 2.505 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Chunk | 10.717 | Wide Load 3.650 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Chunk | 13.117 | Chunk 2.400 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Chunk | 16.767 | Squish 3.334 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Wide Load | 19.961 | Wide Load 2.522 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Wide Load | 22.011 | Wide Load 2.050 |
| The Plunge | Smooth | Wide Load | 23.589 | Wide Load 1.578 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Wide Load | 26.889 | Wide Load 3.300 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Wide Load | 30.433 | Wide Load 3.544 |
| Stairwell | Metal | Wide Load | 33.894 | Chunk 3.428 |
| Carpet Flat | Smooth | Wide Load | 36.278 | Wide Load 2.384 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 37.111 | Chunk 0.822 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Soft Boys | 5 | 0/1 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Wet Socks | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 8 | 1/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 1
115 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 11-7-5-7-6.
172.88
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 2
101 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 12-7-7-5-8.
198.67
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 3
114 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-7-8-7-5.
187.15
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 4
102 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-7-7-5-8.
106.72
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
112 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.5. Last five: 13-5-5-6-5.
133.88
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
107 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-9-5-4-5.
101.34
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
107 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-5-7-6-10.
135.14
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
106 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 14-5-5-7-7.
137.77
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
113 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 10-7-4-10-8.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
106 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 4-4-8-8-5.
81.15
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
108 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 15-4-8-7-15.
219.30
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
105 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 4-8-8-5-3.
94.64
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
110 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-8-6-6-6.
134.59
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
105 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 8-3-6-13-6.
216.15
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
102 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 8-6-5-6-9.
111.06
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
115 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 16-4-8-7-6.
219.30
7
Stubbs
The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
107 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 6-3-1-1-14.
27.91
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
108 starts, 10 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 1-1-3-5-2.
16.60
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
107 starts, 11 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 4-1-2-1-3.
12.89
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
110 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 1-16-1-3-3.
20.07
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 2
113 starts, 28 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 1-1-3-11-2.
8.91
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 4
109 starts, 27 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-1-2-2-6.
8.15
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 2
106 starts, 45 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 2-4-8-1-2.
10.85
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 3
111 starts, 59 wins, average finish 2.9. Last five: 8-2-12-4-1.
12.45
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 2
107 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.9. Last five: 6-3-4-14-3.
49.17
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 4
101 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.3. Last five: 6-3-11-4-3.
76.48
Course preview
41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Smooth
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Smooth
7m
↓8°
Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.
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