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· Season 5 · Round 40

The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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The Coaster wins at The Basement

The Coaster took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:46.378 — 6 +5 13 9.6
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:46.378 — 6 +5 13 9.6
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:46.378 — 6 +5 13 9.6
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:46.378 — 6 +5 13 9.6
2 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:52.311 +5.93 7 +5 13 7.9
2 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:52.311 +5.93 7 +5 13 7.9
2 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:52.311 +5.93 7 +5 13 7.9
2 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:52.311 +5.93 7 +5 13 7.9
3 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:56.911 +10.53 4 +1 11 11.3
3 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:56.911 +10.53 4 +1 11 11.3
3 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:56.911 +10.53 4 +1 11 11.3
3 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:56.911 +10.53 4 +1 11 11.3
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:59.483 +13.11 3 -1 10 8.6
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:59.483 +13.11 3 -1 10 8.6
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:59.483 +13.11 3 -1 10 8.6
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:59.483 +13.11 3 -1 10 8.6
5 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:03.672 +17.29 2 -3 14 9.2
5 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:03.672 +17.29 2 -3 14 9.2
5 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:03.672 +17.29 2 -3 14 9.2
5 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:03.672 +17.29 2 -3 14 9.2
6 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:07.783 +21.41 5 -1 13 9.2
6 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:07.783 +21.41 5 -1 13 9.2
6 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:07.783 +21.41 5 -1 13 9.2
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:07.783 +21.41 5 -1 13 9.2
7 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:09.789 +23.41 8 +1 11 7.8
7 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:09.789 +23.41 8 +1 11 7.8
7 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:09.789 +23.41 8 +1 11 7.8
7 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:09.789 +23.41 8 +1 11 7.8
8 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:22.617 +36.24 1 -7 14 7.8
8 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:22.617 +36.24 1 -7 14 7.8
8 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:22.617 +36.24 1 -7 14 7.8
8 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:22.617 +36.24 1 -7 14 7.8
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 10.7 contacts an event coming in.
4.033
And it's Slapper in front now.
8.033
Old Gristle is coming through.
11.572
And Damp Kevin takes flight.
18.994
Old Gristle is airborne. Recent finishes: 1-2-13-2-5.
23.828
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
32.033
Butter Bean is making ground. Recent finishes: 6-5-5-5-6.
34.344
Old Gristle has it. Recent finishes: 1-2-13-2-5.
37.306
You do not see that every day. Averaging 9.0 contacts an event coming in.
40.706
Slapper wins it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth Stubbs 1.956 Slapper 1.933
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 4.444 Old Gristle 2.400
Sweeping Curve Smooth Old Gristle 7.339 Old Gristle 2.661
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 10.761 Slapper 3.205
The Drops Carpet Slapper 13.556 Slapper 2.795
Smooth Descent Smooth Slapper 17.633 Stubbs 3.128
Sweeping Curve Hard Old Gristle 20.117 Old Gristle 2.311
Slick Floor Slick Old Gristle 21.939 Old Gristle 1.822
The Plunge Smooth Old Gristle 23.356 Old Gristle 1.417
Smooth Descent Smooth Old Gristle 26.256 Old Gristle 2.900
The Kicker Smooth Old Gristle 30.539 Damp Kevin 3.906
Stairwell Metal Old Gristle 34.033 Slapper 3.439
Carpet Flat Smooth Old Gristle 36.467 Slapper 2.317
Tight Curve Smooth Old Gristle 37.344 Slapper 0.800
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 2 1/1 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 3 1/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 BEA The Beans 5 1/1 4
6 NOO The Noodles 6 1/1 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 7 1/1 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
122 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-7-7-3-7.
136.28
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2
117 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 15-6-8-8-7.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
134 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-15-7-7-7.
159.43
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 4
132 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 12-6-2-7-10.
171.74
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1
126 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 8-8-6-8-7.
109.34
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
129 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 9-8-7-8-4.
156.93
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
124 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-8-10-8-8.
166.10
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4
126 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 8-12-7-8-8.
171.72
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
122 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-6-4-8-8.
123.39
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
132 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 11-5-6-9-6.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
128 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-16-6-2-4.
156.05
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
123 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 10-5-6-4-5.
124.84
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
129 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 4-6-5-9-6.
118.01
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
122 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 4-5-6-6-10.
122.71
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
131 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 16-4-5-6-8.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
123 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 7-4-5-11-5.
154.93
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
124 starts, 10 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-7-8-3-3.
28.03
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
126 starts, 12 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 4-7-4-3-16.
22.71
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
127 starts, 10 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 7-3-3-14-3.
41.33
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
128 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 7-7-3-3-3.
16.53
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 1
128 starts, 30 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 13-2-5-2-1.
19.63
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 2
135 starts, 41 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-2-3-1-1.
7.89
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
128 starts, 32 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 2-4-1-13-1.
11.50
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 4
114 starts, 27 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-1-1-2-1.
8.35
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
131 starts, 62 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-2-12-2-3.
10.83
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 2
126 starts, 57 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 2-1-2-2-2.
7.09
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 3
118 starts, 48 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 1-2-11-2-1.
13.23
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4
130 starts, 70 wins, average finish 2.9. Last five: 5-1-1-1-1.
8.25
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 1
136 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 14-3-4-4-15.
130.13
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
129 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.8. Last five: 6-3-14-4-3.
71.31
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
121 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 3-3-13-4-5.
65.51
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 4
119 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 3-4-5-4-4.
48.04

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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