· Season 1 · Round 13
The Basement Relay — Relay
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win
The Coaster took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 2:52.400 | — | 4 | +3 | 10 | 8.7 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 2:52.400 | — | 4 | +3 | 10 | 8.7 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 2:52.400 | — | 4 | +3 | 10 | 8.7 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 2:52.400 | — | 4 | +3 | 10 | 8.7 |
| 2 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:01.016 | +8.62 | 6 | +4 | 13 | 9.2 |
| 2 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:01.016 | +8.62 | 6 | +4 | 13 | 9.2 |
| 2 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:01.016 | +8.62 | 6 | +4 | 13 | 9.2 |
| 2 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:01.016 | +8.62 | 6 | +4 | 13 | 9.2 |
| 3 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:06.200 | +13.80 | 3 | 0 | 16 | 8.5 |
| 3 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:06.200 | +13.80 | 3 | 0 | 16 | 8.5 |
| 3 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 3:06.200 | +13.80 | 3 | 0 | 16 | 8.5 |
| 3 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 3:06.200 | +13.80 | 3 | 0 | 16 | 8.5 |
| 4 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 3:06.922 | +14.52 | 8 | +4 | 11 | 7.7 |
| 4 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:06.922 | +14.52 | 8 | +4 | 11 | 7.7 |
| 4 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 3:06.922 | +14.52 | 8 | +4 | 11 | 7.7 |
| 4 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3:06.922 | +14.52 | 8 | +4 | 11 | 7.7 |
| 5 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 3:11.839 | +19.44 | 7 | +2 | 14 | 7.8 |
| 5 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:11.839 | +19.44 | 7 | +2 | 14 | 7.8 |
| 5 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 3:11.839 | +19.44 | 7 | +2 | 14 | 7.8 |
| 5 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 3:11.839 | +19.44 | 7 | +2 | 14 | 7.8 |
| 6 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 3:14.178 | +21.78 | 2 | -4 | 13 | 8.7 |
| 6 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:14.178 | +21.78 | 2 | -4 | 13 | 8.7 |
| 6 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:14.178 | +21.78 | 2 | -4 | 13 | 8.7 |
| 6 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 3:14.178 | +21.78 | 2 | -4 | 13 | 8.7 |
| 7 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:18.884 | +26.48 | 1 | -6 | 12 | 7.4 |
| 7 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:18.884 | +26.48 | 1 | -6 | 12 | 7.4 |
| 7 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:18.884 | +26.48 | 1 | -6 | 12 | 7.4 |
| 7 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:18.884 | +26.48 | 1 | -6 | 12 | 7.4 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 3:23.751 | +31.35 | 5 | -3 | 13 | 8.0 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 3:23.751 | +31.35 | 5 | -3 | 13 | 8.0 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 3:23.751 | +31.35 | 5 | -3 | 13 | 8.0 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 3:23.751 | +31.35 | 5 | -3 | 13 | 8.0 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
5.767
Gravy takes the lead. Career record: 2 wins from 7, average finish 3.0.
10.656
It is chaos out there.
14.222
That is a big one for Thick Rick. Averaging 11.0 contacts an event coming in.
22.861
That is the sport, right there. Averaging 9.2 contacts an event coming in.
27.478
Heavy contact for Long John. Averaging 11.0 contacts an event coming in.
32.033
It is all going wrong for Second Sock.
37.728
That is not going to help. Averaging 8.0 contacts an event coming in.
40.317
The Coaster is going to win this.
43.317
It is The Coaster!
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Smooth | Sweaty Gerald | 1.956 | Sweaty Gerald 1.956 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Thick Rick | 4.633 | Gravy 2.394 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Gravy | 7.283 | Gravy 2.622 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Gravy | 11.133 | The Coaster 3.545 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Gravy | 13.589 | Gravy 2.456 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Gravy | 16.344 | Gravy 2.755 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Gravy | 19.500 | Gravy 3.156 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Gravy | 23.778 | The Coaster 2.872 |
| The Plunge | Smooth | Gravy | 28.428 | The Coaster 1.822 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Thick Rick | 32.378 | The Coaster 3.672 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | The Coaster | 36.644 | Sweaty Gerald 4.000 |
| Stairwell | Metal | The Coaster | 40.100 | Sweaty Gerald 3.355 |
| Carpet Flat | Smooth | The Coaster | 42.472 | The Coaster 2.372 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 43.317 | The Coaster 0.845 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 0/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Beans | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Soft Boys | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Wet Socks | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Noodles | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 3-8-6-13-7.
107.63
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
2 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.5. Last five: 7-16.
79.49
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
3 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-7-6.
52.06
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
4 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 12-7-3-15.
78.33
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
3 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.7. Last five: 16-5-14.
135.80
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
3 starts, 0 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 2-5-5.
22.56
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
3 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-4-12.
45.37
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
3 starts, 0 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 4-6-3.
26.13
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
4 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.5. Last five: 11-4-7-4.
64.18
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 3
4 starts, 1 win, average finish 4.5. Last five: 1-8-7-2.
44.47
Course preview
41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Smooth
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Smooth
7m
↓8°
Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.
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