Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 1 · Round 13

The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win

The Coaster took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:52.400 4 +3 10 8.7
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:52.400 4 +3 10 8.7
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:52.400 4 +3 10 8.7
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:52.400 4 +3 10 8.7
2 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:01.016 +8.62 6 +4 13 9.2
2 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:01.016 +8.62 6 +4 13 9.2
2 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:01.016 +8.62 6 +4 13 9.2
2 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:01.016 +8.62 6 +4 13 9.2
3 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:06.200 +13.80 3 0 16 8.5
3 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:06.200 +13.80 3 0 16 8.5
3 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 3:06.200 +13.80 3 0 16 8.5
3 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:06.200 +13.80 3 0 16 8.5
4 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:06.922 +14.52 8 +4 11 7.7
4 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:06.922 +14.52 8 +4 11 7.7
4 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:06.922 +14.52 8 +4 11 7.7
4 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:06.922 +14.52 8 +4 11 7.7
5 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:11.839 +19.44 7 +2 14 7.8
5 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:11.839 +19.44 7 +2 14 7.8
5 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 3:11.839 +19.44 7 +2 14 7.8
5 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 3:11.839 +19.44 7 +2 14 7.8
6 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:14.178 +21.78 2 -4 13 8.7
6 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:14.178 +21.78 2 -4 13 8.7
6 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:14.178 +21.78 2 -4 13 8.7
6 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:14.178 +21.78 2 -4 13 8.7
7 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:18.884 +26.48 1 -6 12 7.4
7 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:18.884 +26.48 1 -6 12 7.4
7 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:18.884 +26.48 1 -6 12 7.4
7 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:18.884 +26.48 1 -6 12 7.4
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 3:23.751 +31.35 5 -3 13 8.0
Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 3:23.751 +31.35 5 -3 13 8.0
Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 3:23.751 +31.35 5 -3 13 8.0
Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 3:23.751 +31.35 5 -3 13 8.0
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
5.767
Gravy takes the lead. Career record: 2 wins from 7, average finish 3.0.
10.656
It is chaos out there.
14.222
That is a big one for Thick Rick. Averaging 11.0 contacts an event coming in.
22.861
That is the sport, right there. Averaging 9.2 contacts an event coming in.
27.478
Heavy contact for Long John. Averaging 11.0 contacts an event coming in.
32.033
It is all going wrong for Second Sock.
37.728
That is not going to help. Averaging 8.0 contacts an event coming in.
40.317
The Coaster is going to win this.
43.317
It is The Coaster!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth Sweaty Gerald 1.956 Sweaty Gerald 1.956
Smooth Descent Hard Thick Rick 4.633 Gravy 2.394
Sweeping Curve Smooth Gravy 7.283 Gravy 2.622
Smooth Descent Hard Gravy 11.133 The Coaster 3.545
The Drops Carpet Gravy 13.589 Gravy 2.456
Smooth Descent Smooth Gravy 16.344 Gravy 2.755
Sweeping Curve Hard Gravy 19.500 Gravy 3.156
Slick Floor Slick Gravy 23.778 The Coaster 2.872
The Plunge Smooth Gravy 28.428 The Coaster 1.822
Smooth Descent Smooth Thick Rick 32.378 The Coaster 3.672
The Kicker Smooth The Coaster 36.644 Sweaty Gerald 4.000
Stairwell Metal The Coaster 40.100 Sweaty Gerald 3.355
Carpet Flat Smooth The Coaster 42.472 The Coaster 2.372
Tight Curve Smooth The Coaster 43.317 The Coaster 0.845
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 0/1 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 2 1/1 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 3 1/1 6
4 BEA The Beans 4 1/1 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 5 1/1 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 6 1/1 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 7 1/1 2
8 NOO The Noodles 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 1
2 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 6-11.
45.27
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
4 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 10-6-8-8.
82.61
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 3
1 start, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 6.
21.28
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4
3 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 5-6-5.
35.88
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
2 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 8-9.
42.25
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 2
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 3-8-6-13-7.
107.63
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
1 start, 0 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 8.
26.69
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4
2 starts, 1 win, average finish 4.5. Last five: 1-8.
16.93
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
2 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.5. Last five: 7-16.
79.49
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
3 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-7-6.
52.06
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
1 start, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7.
23.83
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
4 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 12-7-3-15.
78.33
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
1 start, 0 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 5.
19.00
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
3 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.7. Last five: 16-5-14.
135.80
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
3 starts, 0 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 2-5-5.
22.56
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
3 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-4-12.
45.37
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
1 start, 0 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 4.
16.97
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
2 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.5. Last five: 15-4.
91.67
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
3 starts, 0 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 4-6-3.
26.13
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
4 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.5. Last five: 11-4-7-4.
64.18
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1
2 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.0. Last five: 9-1.
35.42
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
1 start, 1 win, average finish 1.0. Last five: 1.
12.08
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
4 starts, 1 win, average finish 4.5. Last five: 1-8-7-2.
44.47
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4
3 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 13-1-3.
45.40
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 1
5 starts, 3 wins, average finish 2.6. Last five: 8-2-1-1-1.
20.81
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 2
1 start, 0 wins, average finish 2.0. Last five: 2.
13.53
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 3
3 starts, 0 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 6-2-2.
21.96
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4
1 start, 0 wins, average finish 2.0. Last five: 2.
13.53
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1
2 starts, 0 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 3-5.
20.49
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 2
3 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.3. Last five: 14-3-2.
54.41
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 3
4 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 4-3-10-4.
28.72
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
1 start, 0 wins, average finish 3.0. Last five: 3.
15.15

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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