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The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win

Puck Yeah took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:24.705 — 1 0 13 11.0
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:24.705 — 1 0 13 11.0
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:24.705 — 1 0 13 11.0
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:24.705 — 1 0 13 11.0
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:43.628 +18.92 3 +1 11 9.4
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:43.628 +18.92 3 +1 11 9.4
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:43.628 +18.92 3 +1 11 9.4
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:43.628 +18.92 3 +1 11 9.4
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:57.911 +33.21 2 -1 11 8.9
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:57.911 +33.21 2 -1 11 8.9
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:57.911 +33.21 2 -1 11 8.9
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:57.911 +33.21 2 -1 11 8.9
4 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:07.238 +42.53 7 +3 14 7.5
4 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:07.238 +42.53 7 +3 14 7.5
4 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:07.238 +42.53 7 +3 14 7.5
4 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:07.238 +42.53 7 +3 14 7.5
— Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 3:09.717 +45.01 8 +3 11 8.0
— Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 3:09.717 +45.01 8 +3 11 8.0
— Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 3:09.717 +45.01 8 +3 11 8.0
— Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 3:09.717 +45.01 8 +3 11 8.0
6 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 3:10.577 +45.87 5 -1 8 8.3
6 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:10.577 +45.87 5 -1 8 8.3
6 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:10.577 +45.87 5 -1 8 8.3
6 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 3:10.577 +45.87 5 -1 8 8.3
7 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:10.983 +46.28 6 -1 10 8.6
7 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:10.983 +46.28 6 -1 10 8.6
7 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:10.983 +46.28 6 -1 10 8.6
7 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:10.983 +46.28 6 -1 10 8.6
— Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:20.178 +55.47 4 -4 14 8.1
— Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:20.178 +55.47 4 -4 14 8.1
— The Unit INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:20.178 +55.47 4 -4 14 8.1
— Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:20.178 +55.47 4 -4 14 8.1
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
8.033
Old Gristle is coming through.
11.578
Absolute carnage.
16.033
That is going to sting in the morning. Recent finishes: 16-1-2-1-1.
24.033
Tube Sock is last now.
29.767
Heavy contact for The Kidney. Averaging 10.8 contacts an event coming in.
32.250
Slapper has it. Recent finishes: 16-1-2-1-1.
35.250
Slapper wins it.
38.933
No idea what happened there. Averaging 7.9 contacts an event coming in.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth Long John 1.978 The Kidney 1.961
Smooth Descent Hard The Kidney 4.733 Stubbs 2.444
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Kidney 7.689 Slapper 2.055
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 10.761 Slapper 2.500
The Drops Carpet Slapper 12.850 Slapper 2.089
Smooth Descent Smooth Slapper 15.339 Slapper 2.489
Sweeping Curve Hard Slapper 18.267 Slapper 2.928
Slick Floor Slick Slapper 20.300 Slapper 2.033
The Plunge Smooth Slapper 21.772 Slapper 1.472
Smooth Descent Smooth Slapper 24.461 Slapper 2.689
The Kicker Smooth Slapper 28.578 Long John 3.573
Stairwell Metal Slapper 32.039 Squish 3.411
Carpet Flat Smooth Slapper 34.428 Slapper 2.389
Tight Curve Smooth Slapper 35.250 Slapper 0.822
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 1/1 6
4 BEA The Beans 4 1/1 5
5 NOO The Noodles 5 0/1 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 6 1/1 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 7 1/1 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 1
14 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-8-6-10-3.
77.10
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
16 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-8-4-12-4.
103.61
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 3
14 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 8-15-6-11-4.
156.36
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 4
10 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.2. Last five: 8-6-5-7-1.
55.43
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
11 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-6-8-12-6.
114.37
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 2
14 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-10-8-8-6.
62.40
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
14 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 6-7-16-8-6.
161.66
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 4
15 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 9-6-6-8-13.
131.45
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
14 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 4-5-5-2-4.
39.92
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
11 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 5-6-5-9-4.
51.31
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
12 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-5-4-4-13.
55.32
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
17 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 14-5-2-11-7.
152.62
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
14 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 16-7-7-2-7.
185.66
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
12 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-7-7-6-10.
92.92
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
14 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 7-5-9-8-7.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
14 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-7-13-7-6.
152.50
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
10 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 3-3-14-2-2.
26.08
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
16 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.3. Last five: 15-3-3-3-15.
69.98
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
11 starts, 0 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 3-2-3-4-2.
11.99
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
17 starts, 1 win, average finish 4.2. Last five: 2-3-8-2-3.
12.94
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 1
14 starts, 4 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 3-2-6-3-1.
15.12
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 2
15 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 11-2-5-1-16.
31.92
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 3
14 starts, 4 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 2-3-1-15-10.
18.45
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 4
11 starts, 3 wins, average finish 2.7. Last five: 2-1-3-3-2.
6.40
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
14 starts, 7 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 10-1-1-1-1.
10.68
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 2
13 starts, 7 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-2-14-1-1.
13.11
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3
13 starts, 7 wins, average finish 2.6. Last five: 1-2-3-1-1.
7.62
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 4
14 starts, 5 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 1-1-7-2-5.
12.95
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 1
14 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.1. Last five: 4-4-16-8-5.
52.93
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2
15 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 13-4-8-5-4.
84.96
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 3
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.4. Last five: 12-4-4-4-12.
73.84
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
12 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.3. Last five: 4-14-4-7-8.
68.87

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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