Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 1 · Round 4

The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win

The Lieutenant took The Basement Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Gravy finished second. 16 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:39.328 4 +3 12 8.9
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:39.328 4 +3 12 8.9
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:39.328 4 +3 12 8.9
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:39.328 4 +3 12 8.9
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:48.150 +8.82 7 +5 10 11.4
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:48.150 +8.82 7 +5 10 11.4
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:48.150 +8.82 7 +5 10 11.4
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:48.150 +8.82 7 +5 10 11.4
3 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:58.311 +18.98 8 +5 14 8.0
3 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:58.311 +18.98 8 +5 14 8.0
3 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:58.311 +18.98 8 +5 14 8.0
3 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:58.311 +18.98 8 +5 14 8.0
4 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:59.034 +19.71 3 -1 20 8.7
4 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:59.034 +19.71 3 -1 20 8.7
4 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:59.034 +19.71 3 -1 20 8.7
4 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:59.034 +19.71 3 -1 20 8.7
Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:07.973 +28.65 1 -4 14 7.9
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:07.973 +28.65 1 -4 14 7.9
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:07.973 +28.65 1 -4 14 7.9
The Unit INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:07.973 +28.65 1 -4 14 7.9
6 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:11.939 +32.61 6 0 9 8.4
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:11.939 +32.61 6 0 9 8.4
6 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:11.939 +32.61 6 0 9 8.4
6 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:11.939 +32.61 6 0 9 8.4
Butter Bean INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 3:14.989 +35.66 5 -2 18 8.8
Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 3:14.989 +35.66 5 -2 18 8.8
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 3:14.989 +35.66 5 -2 18 8.8
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 3:14.989 +35.66 5 -2 18 8.8
The Heel INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 3:17.766 +38.44 2 -6 10 8.9
Tube Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 3:17.766 +38.44 2 -6 10 8.9
Second Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 3:17.766 +38.44 2 -6 10 8.9
Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 3:17.766 +38.44 2 -6 10 8.9
0.017
Absolute carnage.
3.767
Slapper hits the front.
8.033
Big move from Chunk.
12.467
Heavy contact for Slapper.
18.283
Heavy contact for Lil Nugget.
23.656
That is not going to help. Recent finishes: 2.
28.706
Pilot Light is going nowhere.
33.733
Here comes Slapper. Recent finishes: 2.
36.733
Chunk takes it.
46.067
And Pilot Light is off once more.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth Slapper 1.939 Slapper 1.939
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 4.461 Chunk 2.311
Sweeping Curve Smooth Chunk 6.906 Chunk 2.345
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 10.344 Slapper 3.244
The Drops Carpet Slapper 12.539 Slapper 2.195
Smooth Descent Smooth Chunk 15.333 Chunk 2.300
Sweeping Curve Hard Chunk 18.600 Chunk 3.267
Slick Floor Slick Slapper 21.844 Slapper 1.916
The Plunge Smooth Slapper 23.261 Slapper 1.417
Smooth Descent Smooth Slapper 26.172 Slapper 2.911
The Kicker Smooth Slapper 30.144 Second Sock 3.678
Stairwell Metal Slapper 33.594 Custard 3.400
Carpet Flat Smooth Slapper 35.917 Slapper 2.323
Tight Curve Smooth Slapper 36.733 Slapper 0.816
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 1 1/1 8
2 PCK The Pucks 2 0/1 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 3 1/1 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 4 1/1 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 5 0/1 4
6 NOO The Noodles 6 1/1 3
7 BEA The Beans 7 0/1 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1
Debut appearance.
28.07
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2
Debut appearance.
28.07
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
Debut appearance.
28.07
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4
Debut appearance.
28.07
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
Debut appearance.
28.07
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 2
Debut appearance.
28.07
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3
Debut appearance.
28.07
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
Debut appearance.
28.07
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
Debut appearance.
28.07
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
Debut appearance.
28.07
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
Debut appearance.
28.07
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
Debut appearance.
28.07
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
Debut appearance.
28.07
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
Debut appearance.
28.07
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
Debut appearance.
28.07
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
Debut appearance.
28.07
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
Debut appearance.
28.07
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
Debut appearance.
28.07
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
Debut appearance.
28.07
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
Debut appearance.
28.07
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 1
Debut appearance.
28.07
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 2
Debut appearance.
28.07
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 3
Debut appearance.
28.07
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 4
Debut appearance.
28.07
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
Debut appearance.
28.07
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 2
Debut appearance.
28.07
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 3
Debut appearance.
28.07
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 4
Debut appearance.
28.07
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 1
Debut appearance.
28.07
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 2
Debut appearance.
28.07
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
Debut appearance.
28.07
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 4
Debut appearance.
28.07

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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