· Season 1 · Round 4
The Basement Relay — Relay
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took The Basement Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Gravy finished second. 16 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 2:39.328 | — | 4 | +3 | 12 | 8.9 |
| 1 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 2:39.328 | — | 4 | +3 | 12 | 8.9 |
| 1 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 2:39.328 | — | 4 | +3 | 12 | 8.9 |
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 2:39.328 | — | 4 | +3 | 12 | 8.9 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 2:48.150 | +8.82 | 7 | +5 | 10 | 11.4 |
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 2:48.150 | +8.82 | 7 | +5 | 10 | 11.4 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 2:48.150 | +8.82 | 7 | +5 | 10 | 11.4 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 2:48.150 | +8.82 | 7 | +5 | 10 | 11.4 |
| 3 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 2:58.311 | +18.98 | 8 | +5 | 14 | 8.0 |
| 3 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 2:58.311 | +18.98 | 8 | +5 | 14 | 8.0 |
| 3 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 2:58.311 | +18.98 | 8 | +5 | 14 | 8.0 |
| 3 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 2:58.311 | +18.98 | 8 | +5 | 14 | 8.0 |
| 4 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 2:59.034 | +19.71 | 3 | -1 | 20 | 8.7 |
| 4 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 2:59.034 | +19.71 | 3 | -1 | 20 | 8.7 |
| 4 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 2:59.034 | +19.71 | 3 | -1 | 20 | 8.7 |
| 4 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 2:59.034 | +19.71 | 3 | -1 | 20 | 8.7 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 3:07.973 | +28.65 | 1 | -4 | 14 | 7.9 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 3:07.973 | +28.65 | 1 | -4 | 14 | 7.9 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 3:07.973 | +28.65 | 1 | -4 | 14 | 7.9 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 3:07.973 | +28.65 | 1 | -4 | 14 | 7.9 |
| 6 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 3:11.939 | +32.61 | 6 | 0 | 9 | 8.4 |
| 6 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:11.939 | +32.61 | 6 | 0 | 9 | 8.4 |
| 6 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 3:11.939 | +32.61 | 6 | 0 | 9 | 8.4 |
| 6 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:11.939 | +32.61 | 6 | 0 | 9 | 8.4 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 3:14.989 | +35.66 | 5 | -2 | 18 | 8.8 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 3:14.989 | +35.66 | 5 | -2 | 18 | 8.8 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 3:14.989 | +35.66 | 5 | -2 | 18 | 8.8 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 3:14.989 | +35.66 | 5 | -2 | 18 | 8.8 |
| — | The Heel INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 3:17.766 | +38.44 | 2 | -6 | 10 | 8.9 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 3:17.766 | +38.44 | 2 | -6 | 10 | 8.9 |
| — | Second Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 3:17.766 | +38.44 | 2 | -6 | 10 | 8.9 |
| — | Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 3:17.766 | +38.44 | 2 | -6 | 10 | 8.9 |
0.017
Absolute carnage.
3.767
Slapper hits the front.
8.033
Big move from Chunk.
12.467
Heavy contact for Slapper.
18.283
Heavy contact for Lil Nugget.
23.656
That is not going to help. Recent finishes: 2.
28.706
Pilot Light is going nowhere.
33.733
Here comes Slapper. Recent finishes: 2.
36.733
Chunk takes it.
46.067
And Pilot Light is off once more.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Smooth | Slapper | 1.939 | Slapper 1.939 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 4.461 | Chunk 2.311 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Chunk | 6.906 | Chunk 2.345 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 10.344 | Slapper 3.244 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Slapper | 12.539 | Slapper 2.195 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Chunk | 15.333 | Chunk 2.300 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Chunk | 18.600 | Chunk 3.267 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Slapper | 21.844 | Slapper 1.916 |
| The Plunge | Smooth | Slapper | 23.261 | Slapper 1.417 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Slapper | 26.172 | Slapper 2.911 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Slapper | 30.144 | Second Sock 3.678 |
| Stairwell | Metal | Slapper | 33.594 | Custard 3.400 |
| Carpet Flat | Smooth | Slapper | 35.917 | Slapper 2.323 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 36.733 | Slapper 0.816 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 2 | 0/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Soft Boys | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 5 | 0/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Wet Socks | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declaredCourse preview
41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Smooth
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Smooth
7m
↓8°
Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.
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