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The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win

Slapper took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:39.272 — 2 +1 15 9.6
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:39.272 — 2 +1 15 9.6
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:39.272 — 2 +1 15 9.6
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:39.272 — 2 +1 15 9.6
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:54.200 +14.93 7 +5 17 8.6
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:54.200 +14.93 7 +5 17 8.6
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:54.200 +14.93 7 +5 17 8.6
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:54.200 +14.93 7 +5 17 8.6
3 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:03.140 +23.87 1 -2 17 8.5
3 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:03.140 +23.87 1 -2 17 8.5
3 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:03.140 +23.87 1 -2 17 8.5
3 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:03.140 +23.87 1 -2 17 8.5
4 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:04.911 +25.64 5 +1 13 9.5
4 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:04.911 +25.64 5 +1 13 9.5
4 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:04.911 +25.64 5 +1 13 9.5
4 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:04.911 +25.64 5 +1 13 9.5
5 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 3:07.378 +28.11 4 -1 13 8.2
5 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 3:07.378 +28.11 4 -1 13 8.2
5 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:07.378 +28.11 4 -1 13 8.2
5 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:07.378 +28.11 4 -1 13 8.2
6 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:09.384 +30.11 8 +2 10 8.2
6 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:09.384 +30.11 8 +2 10 8.2
6 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:09.384 +30.11 8 +2 10 8.2
6 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:09.384 +30.11 8 +2 10 8.2
— Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 3:17.184 +37.91 3 -4 12 8.2
— Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 3:17.184 +37.91 3 -4 12 8.2
— Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 3:17.184 +37.91 3 -4 12 8.2
— Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 3:17.184 +37.91 3 -4 12 8.2
— Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:19.433 +40.16 6 -2 9 8.4
— Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:19.433 +40.16 6 -2 9 8.4
— Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:19.433 +40.16 6 -2 9 8.4
— The Unit INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:19.433 +40.16 6 -2 9 8.4
0.017
Absolute carnage.
5.800
The lead changes hands. Gravy. Career record: 5 wins from 17, average finish 3.5.
9.372
And Butter Bean takes flight. Recent finishes: 2-8-13-3-6.
13.489
They will not want to see that again.
18.239
Gravy finds trouble. Averaging 8.9 contacts an event coming in.
22.367
And it's Slapper in front now.
26.017
Heavy contact for Butter Bean. Averaging 11.1 contacts an event coming in.
29.728
Honey Mustard gets hit hard. Averaging 9.1 contacts an event coming in.
36.028
Here comes Slapper.
37.361
The Heel gets hit hard.
40.761
Slapper wins it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth Radiator 1.944 Radiator 1.944
Smooth Descent Hard Gravy 4.489 Slapper 2.344
Sweeping Curve Smooth Gravy 7.278 Butter Bean 2.483
Smooth Descent Hard Gravy 10.978 Butter Bean 3.195
The Drops Carpet Gravy 13.500 Slapper 2.444
Smooth Descent Smooth Gravy 16.278 Gravy 2.778
Sweeping Curve Hard Gravy 20.417 Long John 3.134
Slick Floor Slick Slapper 23.639 Slapper 2.606
The Plunge Smooth Slapper 25.400 Slapper 1.761
Smooth Descent Smooth Slapper 28.850 Honey Mustard 3.223
The Kicker Smooth Slapper 32.356 Slapper 3.506
Stairwell Metal Slapper 35.828 Radiator 3.395
Carpet Flat Smooth Slapper 38.200 Slapper 2.372
Tight Curve Smooth Slapper 39.028 Slapper 0.828
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 BEA The Beans 3 1/1 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 4 1/1 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 5 1/1 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 6 1/1 3
7 NOO The Noodles 7 0/1 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 1
19 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.4. Last five: 8-5-6-3-6.
84.11
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 2
21 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-5-7-6-8.
175.17
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 3
21 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.5. Last five: 5-6-7-6-5.
86.16
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 4
14 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.5. Last five: 5-12-6-6-8.
83.29
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 1
17 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 7-5-5-6-10.
56.44
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
17 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 9-7-8-7-5.
144.09
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3
20 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-5-5-5-8.
108.20
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
21 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 10-7-5-13-5.
181.41
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
16 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 11-4-11-8-8.
106.16
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
21 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 4-8-8-8-14.
114.97
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
19 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 15-4-8-6-8.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
19 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.5. Last five: 4-14-8-8-6.
87.37
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
18 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-8-2-15-7.
111.15
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
17 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 8-7-7-7-5.
213.51
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
19 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-10-7-4-7.
167.92
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
21 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-8-5-7-1.
203.45
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
21 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.2. Last five: 16-3-4-4-4.
93.54
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
16 starts, 0 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 13-3-4-4-3.
30.39
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
21 starts, 1 win, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-4-14-4-2.
19.53
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
17 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.1. Last five: 3-1-3-4-4.
23.00
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1
14 starts, 4 wins, average finish 2.5. Last five: 2-1-2-2-1.
5.62
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 2
22 starts, 4 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 2-4-5-2-1.
14.32
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 3
19 starts, 5 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 4-2-1-12-2.
17.08
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4
20 starts, 7 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-2-1-1-2.
8.36
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
21 starts, 11 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 3-1-16-1-2.
12.62
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 2
18 starts, 9 wins, average finish 2.7. Last five: 1-2-2-9-1.
7.92
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 3
20 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 12-1-6-2-6.
24.70
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4
16 starts, 9 wins, average finish 2.9. Last five: 1-2-1-1-2.
8.29
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1
19 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.4. Last five: 2-6-9-3-16.
58.18
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 2
19 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.1. Last five: 6-3-3-15-3.
55.72
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 3
22 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 14-6-7-3-3.
85.60
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
15 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 6-3-3-4-14.
40.86

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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