· Season 6 · Round 13
The Basement Relay — Relay
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win
The Coaster took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 2:49.217 | — | 2 | +1 | 15 | 8.9 |
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 2:49.217 | — | 2 | +1 | 15 | 8.9 |
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 2:49.217 | — | 2 | +1 | 15 | 8.9 |
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 2:49.217 | — | 2 | +1 | 15 | 8.9 |
| 2 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 2:51.222 | +2.01 | 6 | +4 | 11 | 8.2 |
| 2 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 2:51.222 | +2.01 | 6 | +4 | 11 | 8.2 |
| 2 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 2:51.222 | +2.01 | 6 | +4 | 11 | 8.2 |
| 2 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 2:51.222 | +2.01 | 6 | +4 | 11 | 8.2 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 2:57.039 | +7.82 | 3 | 0 | 12 | 9.2 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 2:57.039 | +7.82 | 3 | 0 | 12 | 9.2 |
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 2:57.039 | +7.82 | 3 | 0 | 12 | 9.2 |
| — | Gravy INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 2:57.039 | +7.82 | 3 | 0 | 12 | 9.2 |
| 4 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 3:00.773 | +11.56 | 1 | -3 | 14 | 8.0 |
| 4 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3:00.773 | +11.56 | 1 | -3 | 14 | 8.0 |
| 4 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 3:00.773 | +11.56 | 1 | -3 | 14 | 8.0 |
| 4 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:00.773 | +11.56 | 1 | -3 | 14 | 8.0 |
| 5 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:05.439 | +16.22 | 5 | 0 | 10 | 7.6 |
| 5 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 3:05.439 | +16.22 | 5 | 0 | 10 | 7.6 |
| 5 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 3:05.439 | +16.22 | 5 | 0 | 10 | 7.6 |
| 5 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:05.439 | +16.22 | 5 | 0 | 10 | 7.6 |
| 6 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:05.817 | +16.60 | 8 | +2 | 14 | 10.4 |
| 6 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 3:05.817 | +16.60 | 8 | +2 | 14 | 10.4 |
| 6 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:05.817 | +16.60 | 8 | +2 | 14 | 10.4 |
| 6 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 3:05.817 | +16.60 | 8 | +2 | 14 | 10.4 |
| 7 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:10.355 | +21.14 | 7 | 0 | 15 | 8.4 |
| 7 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:10.355 | +21.14 | 7 | 0 | 15 | 8.4 |
| 7 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:10.355 | +21.14 | 7 | 0 | 15 | 8.4 |
| 7 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:10.355 | +21.14 | 7 | 0 | 15 | 8.4 |
| 8 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:11.316 | +22.10 | 4 | -4 | 6 | 7.7 |
| 8 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:11.316 | +22.10 | 4 | -4 | 6 | 7.7 |
| 8 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:11.316 | +22.10 | 4 | -4 | 6 | 7.7 |
| 8 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:11.316 | +22.10 | 4 | -4 | 6 | 7.7 |
0.017
Crawlspace finds trouble.
8.033
Old Gristle is coming through.
12.283
Look at that.
16.900
Old Gristle hits the front.
21.278
Heavy contact for Yolk. Averaging 9.3 contacts an event coming in.
25.433
And it's Slapper in front now. Career record: 67 wins from 144, average finish 3.3.
28.933
Yolk hits the front.
35.250
You do not see that every day. Averaging 9.8 contacts an event coming in.
38.739
Long John gets hit hard.
40.617
Here comes Yolk. Recent finishes: 4-4-3-3-5.
42.217
They are going to the line together.
45.617
Slapper takes it.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Smooth | Crawlspace | 1.944 | Crawlspace 1.944 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Stubbs | 4.583 | Slapper 2.367 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Stubbs | 7.189 | Stubbs 2.606 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Stubbs | 12.250 | Damp Kevin 3.850 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Old Gristle | 14.767 | Old Gristle 2.556 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Old Gristle | 17.539 | Old Gristle 2.772 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Old Gristle | 20.061 | Old Gristle 2.522 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Old Gristle | 22.172 | Old Gristle 2.111 |
| The Plunge | Smooth | Slapper | 27.611 | Crawlspace 1.939 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Yolk | 31.589 | Yolk 3.467 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Yolk | 35.944 | Slapper 3.600 |
| Stairwell | Metal | Yolk | 40.000 | Slapper 2.878 |
| Carpet Flat | Smooth | Yolk | 42.667 | Slapper 2.366 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Yolk | 43.617 | Slapper 0.823 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Soft Boys | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 3 | 0/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Beans | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Nuggets | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Wet Socks | 8 | 1/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 1
146 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 9-7-7-14-5.
198.28
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 2
127 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-7-5-9-8.
151.83
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 3
133 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 8-7-10-7-11.
189.78
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 4
144 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-12-5-8-8.
166.42
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
135 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-14-8-6-3.
140.55
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
139 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 8-6-5-6-6.
98.60
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
138 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-8-6-16-5.
188.42
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
138 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 10-8-13-6-6.
186.28
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
133 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-8-7-5-5.
118.33
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
138 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 16-6-2-7-2.
150.76
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
135 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-6-12-9-6.
203.23
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
144 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-7-4-7-5.
118.62
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
134 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 13-4-8-7-13.
201.01
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
141 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 4-4-5-6-10.
121.46
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
139 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 4-5-8-7-7.
152.04
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
136 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 4-11-8-15-8.
219.30
7
Stubbs
The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
135 starts, 10 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 15-3-9-2-4.
34.25
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
138 starts, 11 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 11-3-4-4-16.
48.43
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
136 starts, 12 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-3-3-4-6.
13.28
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
141 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 3-2-2-4-2.
11.46
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 1
135 starts, 33 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-3-1-3-3.
9.68
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 3
142 starts, 36 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 2-1-4-3-1.
9.55
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 2
139 starts, 64 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 2-16-1-2-1.
15.27
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 2
139 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 5-1-5-3-8.
38.23
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 3
133 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 12-5-15-6-7.
140.19
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 4
130 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 5-3-4-2-3.
43.22
Course preview
41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Smooth
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Smooth
7m
↓8°
Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.
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