Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 6 · Round 22

The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win

The Lieutenant took The Basement Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Old Gristle finished second. 16 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:30.512 4 +3 12 10.0
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:30.512 4 +3 12 10.0
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:30.512 4 +3 12 10.0
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:30.512 4 +3 12 10.0
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:45.316 +14.80 2 0 13 8.5
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:45.316 +14.80 2 0 13 8.5
2 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:45.316 +14.80 2 0 13 8.5
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:45.316 +14.80 2 0 13 8.5
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:52.856 +22.34 5 +2 10 9.2
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:52.856 +22.34 5 +2 10 9.2
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:52.856 +22.34 5 +2 10 9.2
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:52.856 +22.34 5 +2 10 9.2
4 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:05.094 +34.58 8 +4 11 8.4
4 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:05.094 +34.58 8 +4 11 8.4
4 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:05.094 +34.58 8 +4 11 8.4
4 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:05.094 +34.58 8 +4 11 8.4
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:09.022 +38.51 3 -2 15 9.2
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:09.022 +38.51 3 -2 15 9.2
The Unit INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:09.022 +38.51 3 -2 15 9.2
Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:09.022 +38.51 3 -2 15 9.2
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:10.772 +40.26 6 0 12 8.8
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:10.772 +40.26 6 0 12 8.8
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:10.772 +40.26 6 0 12 8.8
Yolk INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:10.772 +40.26 6 0 12 8.8
Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 3:10.944 +40.43 7 0 10 7.9
Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 3:10.944 +40.43 7 0 10 7.9
Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 3:10.944 +40.43 7 0 10 7.9
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 3:10.944 +40.43 7 0 10 7.9
Tube Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 3:15.928 +45.42 1 -7 15 7.5
Second Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 3:15.928 +45.42 1 -7 15 7.5
Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 3:15.928 +45.42 1 -7 15 7.5
The Heel INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 3:15.928 +45.42 1 -7 15 7.5
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 11.0 contacts an event coming in.
5.067
Chunk has the lead. Career record: 47 wins from 155, average finish 3.9.
10.506
And The Unit takes flight. Recent finishes: 3-5-7-4-6.
15.911
Up goes Chunk. Recent finishes: 2-4-3-16-1.
19.628
Puck Yeah takes a knock. Averaging 8.9 contacts an event coming in.
24.033
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
27.989
Heavy contact for Chunk.
31.528
That is a big one for Tube Sock.
32.906
Chunk is going to win this.
35.139
They will not want to see that again.
38.539
Chunk wins it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth Sweaty Gerald 1.944 Sweaty Gerald 1.944
Smooth Descent Hard Chunk 4.561 Chunk 2.311
Sweeping Curve Smooth Chunk 6.844 Chunk 2.283
Smooth Descent Hard Chunk 10.667 Puck Yeah 3.544
The Drops Carpet Chunk 12.944 Chunk 2.277
Smooth Descent Smooth Chunk 15.522 Chunk 2.578
Sweeping Curve Hard Chunk 17.717 Chunk 2.195
Slick Floor Slick Chunk 20.078 Chunk 2.361
The Plunge Smooth Chunk 21.844 Chunk 1.766
Smooth Descent Smooth Chunk 25.861 Stubbs 3.267
The Kicker Smooth Chunk 29.250 Chunk 3.389
Stairwell Metal Chunk 32.744 Sweaty Gerald 3.456
Carpet Flat Smooth Chunk 35.089 Chunk 2.345
Tight Curve Smooth Chunk 35.906 Chunk 0.817
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 1 1/1 8
2 PCK The Pucks 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 1/1 6
4 BEA The Beans 4 1/1 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 5 0/1 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 6 0/1 3
7 NOO The Noodles 7 0/1 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1
149 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-5-5-15-8.
136.54
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2
131 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-5-7-8-7.
110.49
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 3
140 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 10-5-8-6-6.
210.63
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 4
153 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-9-5-12-5.
134.83
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
144 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-8-7-10-7.
101.96
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 2
144 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-8-3-7-7.
109.53
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
143 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-11-7-12-7.
184.60
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4
142 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-10-7-7-7.
126.37
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
144 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-6-3-6-3.
105.83
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
138 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-6-4-6-6.
105.88
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
152 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 9-4-8-6-9.
197.50
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
139 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-4-13-6-16.
141.53
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
150 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-6-5-14-8.
149.72
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
140 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 14-6-3-8-14.
215.25
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
141 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 6-15-8-6-6.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
142 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-8-6-4-5.
104.86
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
141 starts, 10 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 7-8-2-9-5.
31.27
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
144 starts, 11 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 3-7-12-4-2.
35.59
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
143 starts, 12 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 15-7-4-2-4.
37.17
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
145 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 7-2-6-5-3.
13.42
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 1
153 starts, 47 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 3-16-1-15-1.
17.16
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 2
148 starts, 39 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-3-5-1-5.
7.12
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 3
128 starts, 32 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 3-1-1-1-3.
7.11
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 4
144 starts, 35 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 11-3-2-2-1.
17.11
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 1
149 starts, 78 wins, average finish 2.9. Last five: 2-1-1-3-14.
8.06
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 2
145 starts, 68 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-1-3-1-2.
10.52
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3
143 starts, 65 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-3-3-2-2.
8.91
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 4
136 starts, 56 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 16-1-2-1-3.
20.06
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1
133 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 2-4-3-5-3.
34.21
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
146 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 12-2-7-4-8.
79.80
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 3
152 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 2-4-4-3-3.
32.80
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 4
142 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 13-2-7-5-4.
98.24

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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