· Season 6 · Round 22
The Basement Relay — Relay
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took The Basement Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Old Gristle finished second. 16 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 2:30.512 | — | 4 | +3 | 12 | 10.0 |
| 1 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 2:30.512 | — | 4 | +3 | 12 | 10.0 |
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 2:30.512 | — | 4 | +3 | 12 | 10.0 |
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 2:30.512 | — | 4 | +3 | 12 | 10.0 |
| 2 | Slapper | The Pucks | 2:45.316 | +14.80 | 2 | 0 | 13 | 8.5 |
| 2 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 2:45.316 | +14.80 | 2 | 0 | 13 | 8.5 |
| 2 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 2:45.316 | +14.80 | 2 | 0 | 13 | 8.5 |
| 2 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 2:45.316 | +14.80 | 2 | 0 | 13 | 8.5 |
| 3 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 2:52.856 | +22.34 | 5 | +2 | 10 | 9.2 |
| 3 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 2:52.856 | +22.34 | 5 | +2 | 10 | 9.2 |
| 3 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 2:52.856 | +22.34 | 5 | +2 | 10 | 9.2 |
| 3 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 2:52.856 | +22.34 | 5 | +2 | 10 | 9.2 |
| 4 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:05.094 | +34.58 | 8 | +4 | 11 | 8.4 |
| 4 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 3:05.094 | +34.58 | 8 | +4 | 11 | 8.4 |
| 4 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 3:05.094 | +34.58 | 8 | +4 | 11 | 8.4 |
| 4 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3:05.094 | +34.58 | 8 | +4 | 11 | 8.4 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 3:09.022 | +38.51 | 3 | -2 | 15 | 9.2 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 3:09.022 | +38.51 | 3 | -2 | 15 | 9.2 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 3:09.022 | +38.51 | 3 | -2 | 15 | 9.2 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 3:09.022 | +38.51 | 3 | -2 | 15 | 9.2 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 3:10.772 | +40.26 | 6 | 0 | 12 | 8.8 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 3:10.772 | +40.26 | 6 | 0 | 12 | 8.8 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 3:10.772 | +40.26 | 6 | 0 | 12 | 8.8 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 3:10.772 | +40.26 | 6 | 0 | 12 | 8.8 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 3:10.944 | +40.43 | 7 | 0 | 10 | 7.9 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 3:10.944 | +40.43 | 7 | 0 | 10 | 7.9 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 3:10.944 | +40.43 | 7 | 0 | 10 | 7.9 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 3:10.944 | +40.43 | 7 | 0 | 10 | 7.9 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 3:15.928 | +45.42 | 1 | -7 | 15 | 7.5 |
| — | Second Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 3:15.928 | +45.42 | 1 | -7 | 15 | 7.5 |
| — | Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 3:15.928 | +45.42 | 1 | -7 | 15 | 7.5 |
| — | The Heel INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 3:15.928 | +45.42 | 1 | -7 | 15 | 7.5 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 11.0 contacts an event coming in.
5.067
Chunk has the lead. Career record: 47 wins from 155, average finish 3.9.
10.506
And The Unit takes flight. Recent finishes: 3-5-7-4-6.
15.911
Up goes Chunk. Recent finishes: 2-4-3-16-1.
19.628
Puck Yeah takes a knock. Averaging 8.9 contacts an event coming in.
24.033
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
27.989
Heavy contact for Chunk.
31.528
That is a big one for Tube Sock.
32.906
Chunk is going to win this.
35.139
They will not want to see that again.
38.539
Chunk wins it.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Smooth | Sweaty Gerald | 1.944 | Sweaty Gerald 1.944 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Chunk | 4.561 | Chunk 2.311 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Chunk | 6.844 | Chunk 2.283 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Chunk | 10.667 | Puck Yeah 3.544 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Chunk | 12.944 | Chunk 2.277 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Chunk | 15.522 | Chunk 2.578 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Chunk | 17.717 | Chunk 2.195 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Chunk | 20.078 | Chunk 2.361 |
| The Plunge | Smooth | Chunk | 21.844 | Chunk 1.766 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Chunk | 25.861 | Stubbs 3.267 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Chunk | 29.250 | Chunk 3.389 |
| Stairwell | Metal | Chunk | 32.744 | Sweaty Gerald 3.456 |
| Carpet Flat | Smooth | Chunk | 35.089 | Chunk 2.345 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Chunk | 35.906 | Chunk 0.817 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Beans | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 5 | 0/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Soft Boys | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Wet Socks | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 1
149 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-5-5-15-8.
136.54
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 2
131 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-5-7-8-7.
110.49
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 3
140 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 10-5-8-6-6.
210.63
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 4
153 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-9-5-12-5.
134.83
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
144 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-8-7-10-7.
101.96
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
144 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-8-3-7-7.
109.53
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
143 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-11-7-12-7.
184.60
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
142 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-10-7-7-7.
126.37
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
144 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-6-3-6-3.
105.83
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
138 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-6-4-6-6.
105.88
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
152 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 9-4-8-6-9.
197.50
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
139 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-4-13-6-16.
141.53
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
150 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-6-5-14-8.
149.72
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
140 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 14-6-3-8-14.
215.25
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
141 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 6-15-8-6-6.
219.30
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
142 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-8-6-4-5.
104.86
7
Stubbs
The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
141 starts, 10 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 7-8-2-9-5.
31.27
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
144 starts, 11 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 3-7-12-4-2.
35.59
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
143 starts, 12 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 15-7-4-2-4.
37.17
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
145 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 7-2-6-5-3.
13.42
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 2
148 starts, 39 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-3-5-1-5.
7.12
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 4
144 starts, 35 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 11-3-2-2-1.
17.11
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 1
133 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 2-4-3-5-3.
34.21
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 2
146 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 12-2-7-4-8.
79.80
Course preview
41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Smooth
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Smooth
7m
↓8°
Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.
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