Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 6 · Round 31

The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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Puck Yeah wins at The Basement

Puck Yeah took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:34.994 4 +3 14 9.3
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:34.994 4 +3 14 9.3
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:34.994 4 +3 14 9.3
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:34.994 4 +3 14 9.3
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:43.207 +8.21 2 0 12 9.1
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:43.207 +8.21 2 0 12 9.1
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:43.207 +8.21 2 0 12 9.1
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:43.207 +8.21 2 0 12 9.1
3 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:55.889 +20.90 8 +5 14 7.5
3 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:55.889 +20.90 8 +5 14 7.5
3 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:55.889 +20.90 8 +5 14 7.5
3 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:55.889 +20.90 8 +5 14 7.5
4 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:58.561 +23.57 3 -1 16 8.2
4 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:58.561 +23.57 3 -1 16 8.2
4 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:58.561 +23.57 3 -1 16 8.2
4 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:58.561 +23.57 3 -1 16 8.2
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:04.128 +29.13 1 -4 15 8.4
5 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:04.128 +29.13 1 -4 15 8.4
5 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:04.128 +29.13 1 -4 15 8.4
5 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:04.128 +29.13 1 -4 15 8.4
6 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:05.222 +30.23 5 -1 11 8.1
6 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:05.222 +30.23 5 -1 11 8.1
6 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:05.222 +30.23 5 -1 11 8.1
6 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:05.222 +30.23 5 -1 11 8.1
7 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:08.284 +33.29 7 0 14 8.5
7 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:08.284 +33.29 7 0 14 8.5
7 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:08.284 +33.29 7 0 14 8.5
7 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:08.284 +33.29 7 0 14 8.5
8 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:10.917 +35.92 6 -2 8 8.4
8 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:10.917 +35.92 6 -2 8 8.4
8 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:10.917 +35.92 6 -2 8 8.4
8 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:10.917 +35.92 6 -2 8 8.4
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
7.439
That is a big one for Honey Mustard. Averaging 9.5 contacts an event coming in.
11.017
Wide Load gets air.
17.006
And Old Gristle takes flight. Recent finishes: 13-1-11-2-1.
25.267
Second Sock takes a knock. Averaging 9.1 contacts an event coming in.
35.050
Wide Load is going to win this.
38.050
It is Wide Load!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth The Kidney 1.956 The Kidney 1.956
Smooth Descent Hard Wide Load 4.622 Wide Load 2.361
Sweeping Curve Smooth Wide Load 7.172 Wide Load 2.550
Smooth Descent Hard Wide Load 10.800 Old Gristle 3.467
The Drops Carpet Wide Load 13.211 Wide Load 2.411
Smooth Descent Smooth Wide Load 15.894 Wide Load 2.683
Sweeping Curve Hard Wide Load 18.233 Wide Load 2.339
Slick Floor Slick Wide Load 20.672 Wide Load 2.439
The Plunge Smooth Wide Load 23.022 Old Gristle 1.933
Smooth Descent Smooth Wide Load 26.467 Radiator 3.422
The Kicker Smooth Old Gristle 32.172 Tender Greg 3.628
Stairwell Metal Wide Load 34.772 Wide Load 3.455
Carpet Flat Smooth Wide Load 37.189 Wide Load 2.417
Tight Curve Smooth Wide Load 38.050 Wide Load 0.861
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 3 1/1 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 4 1/1 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 5 1/1 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 6 1/1 3
7 BEA The Beans 7 1/1 2
8 NOO The Noodles 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
147 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-4-12-7-6.
157.90
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2
135 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-7-6-7-5.
93.71
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 3
155 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 9-7-11-6-14.
160.89
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 4
157 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-6-7-5-5.
96.18
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
149 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-6-9-8-7.
200.76
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
148 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 10-8-7-6-7.
113.28
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 3
148 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-8-4-7-5.
77.89
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 4
149 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-7-6-6-6.
80.83
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
158 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 13-4-8-2-8.
159.37
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
148 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-8-12-8-4.
95.69
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
144 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 4-4-14-8-8.
109.46
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
144 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-2-6-5-8.
80.50
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
148 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-15-6-3-3.
148.69
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
154 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-3-5-7-4.
109.14
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
145 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 11-5-3-5-6.
161.40
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
147 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 3-5-5-7-3.
106.07
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
148 starts, 13 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 3-7-4-10-1.
32.39
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
152 starts, 10 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 8-3-13-3-4.
27.22
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
147 starts, 12 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 3-4-1-3-7.
21.12
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
147 starts, 11 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 15-3-10-4-1.
39.50
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 1
149 starts, 37 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-3-2-4-1.
8.42
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 2
134 starts, 33 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-8-2-2-9.
12.47
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
154 starts, 40 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 12-1-2-2-11.
13.74
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4
157 starts, 49 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-1-2-4-3.
9.97
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 1
139 starts, 57 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-1-2-16-1.
9.58
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 2
151 starts, 69 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 2-2-1-1-1.
7.39
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 3
149 starts, 69 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 2-16-1-2-1.
11.14
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4
155 starts, 79 wins, average finish 3.0. Last five: 14-2-1-8-2.
13.40
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1
137 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 6-5-5-3-2.
38.43
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2
156 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 6-8-5-3-2.
38.71
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
148 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 16-6-5-16-3.
113.26
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
153 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 5-6-3-4-5.
49.23

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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