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· Season 6 · Round 4

The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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Carnage — Chunk survives to win

Chunk took The Basement Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. The Lieutenant finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
— Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:39.761 — 4 +3 15 9.2
— Gravy INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:39.761 — 4 +3 15 9.2
— Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:39.761 — 4 +3 15 9.2
— The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:39.761 — 4 +3 15 9.2
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:42.256 +2.50 6 +4 15 8.8
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:42.256 +2.50 6 +4 15 8.8
2 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:42.256 +2.50 6 +4 15 8.8
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:42.256 +2.50 6 +4 15 8.8
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:46.545 +6.78 5 +2 16 9.2
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:46.545 +6.78 5 +2 16 9.2
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:46.545 +6.78 5 +2 16 9.2
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:46.545 +6.78 5 +2 16 9.2
4 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2:57.322 +17.56 7 +3 8 8.5
4 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:57.322 +17.56 7 +3 8 8.5
4 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2:57.322 +17.56 7 +3 8 8.5
4 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2:57.322 +17.56 7 +3 8 8.5
— Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:07.294 +27.53 3 -2 12 9.3
— Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:07.294 +27.53 3 -2 12 9.3
— Yolk INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:07.294 +27.53 3 -2 12 9.3
— Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:07.294 +27.53 3 -2 12 9.3
6 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:08.145 +28.38 8 +2 16 8.3
6 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:08.145 +28.38 8 +2 16 8.3
6 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:08.145 +28.38 8 +2 16 8.3
6 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:08.145 +28.38 8 +2 16 8.3
7 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:11.567 +31.81 1 -6 12 8.7
7 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:11.567 +31.81 1 -6 12 8.7
7 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:11.567 +31.81 1 -6 12 8.7
7 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:11.567 +31.81 1 -6 12 8.7
8 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:13.011 +33.25 2 -6 13 9.4
8 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:13.011 +33.25 2 -6 13 9.4
8 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:13.011 +33.25 2 -6 13 9.4
8 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:13.011 +33.25 2 -6 13 9.4
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
3.900
Puck Yeah goes to the front.
8.033
Big move from Chunk. Recent finishes: 2-4-1-11-3.
11.622
Puck Yeah gets hit hard.
16.033
Sweaty Gerald is going backwards.
21.344
Heavy contact for Sweaty Gerald.
26.406
Right into it goes Custard. Averaging 9.5 contacts an event coming in.
30.178
Oh dear.
34.650
Chunk has it.
37.650
It is Chunk!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth Sweaty Gerald 1.950 Puck Yeah 1.939
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 4.439 Chunk 2.344
Sweeping Curve Smooth Sweaty Gerald 7.111 Sweaty Gerald 2.439
Smooth Descent Hard Chunk 10.700 Thick Rick 3.572
The Drops Carpet Chunk 13.222 Chunk 2.522
Smooth Descent Smooth Chunk 15.644 Chunk 2.422
Sweeping Curve Hard Chunk 18.428 Chunk 2.784
Slick Floor Slick Chunk 21.083 Custard 2.223
The Plunge Smooth Chunk 22.967 Custard 1.755
Smooth Descent Smooth Chunk 25.956 Chunk 2.989
The Kicker Smooth Chunk 31.067 Puck Yeah 3.189
Stairwell Metal Chunk 34.500 Puck Yeah 3.028
Carpet Flat Smooth Chunk 36.844 Chunk 2.344
Tight Curve Smooth Chunk 37.650 Chunk 0.806
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 1 0/1 8
2 PCK The Pucks 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 1/1 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 4 1/1 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 5 0/1 4
6 BEA The Beans 6 1/1 3
7 NOO The Noodles 7 1/1 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 1
142 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-8-8-6-7.
92.55
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 2
129 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 11-5-4-8-6.
108.44
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 3
143 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 12-5-8-8-6.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 4
126 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-5-9-8-7.
184.91
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
135 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 6-6-10-7-4.
114.07
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 2
133 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 13-6-6-7-7.
100.13
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3
134 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 14-8-6-3-6.
171.19
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
138 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-5-6-6-6.
98.86
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
135 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-2-5-9-5.
73.50
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
132 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-7-5-5-7.
131.05
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
141 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-5-5-5-12.
133.23
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
132 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 9-6-7-15-5.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
133 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 15-8-10-7-7.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
138 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-8-7-7-14.
181.98
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
137 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 10-8-7-8-8.
159.89
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
132 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-7-13-8-15.
160.41
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
135 starts, 11 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-16-2-3-1.
31.54
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
134 starts, 12 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-4-6-2-2.
16.35
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
131 starts, 10 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 4-2-2-4-3.
15.44
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
140 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 2-2-4-2-4.
13.30
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 1
145 starts, 43 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 4-1-11-3-11.
16.22
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
133 starts, 32 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-3-3-1-2.
9.35
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
138 starts, 35 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 1-1-14-3-2.
12.12
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 4
124 starts, 29 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-1-3-4-3.
9.53
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 1
140 starts, 76 wins, average finish 2.8. Last five: 2-1-1-15-1.
8.01
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 2
137 starts, 65 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 2-12-1-1-2.
9.87
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 3
125 starts, 51 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 6-2-1-1-2.
12.02
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 4
138 starts, 64 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 16-1-2-1-1.
19.13
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 1
137 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.8. Last five: 5-3-8-4-4.
53.22
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2
145 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 3-4-12-4-5.
65.86
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 3
129 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 3-4-2-3-4.
49.77
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 4
129 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 7-4-3-13-4.
56.72

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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