Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 6 · Round 40

The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win

The Lieutenant took The Basement Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Chunk finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:39.127 8 +7 10 9.9
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:39.127 8 +7 10 9.9
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:39.127 8 +7 10 9.9
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:39.127 8 +7 10 9.9
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:40.610 +1.48 1 -1 14 9.3
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:40.610 +1.48 1 -1 14 9.3
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:40.610 +1.48 1 -1 14 9.3
2 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:40.610 +1.48 1 -1 14 9.3
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:59.072 +19.95 3 0 12 8.6
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:59.072 +19.95 3 0 12 8.6
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:59.072 +19.95 3 0 12 8.6
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:59.072 +19.95 3 0 12 8.6
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 3:02.140 +23.01 7 +3 15 8.9
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:02.140 +23.01 7 +3 15 8.9
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 3:02.140 +23.01 7 +3 15 8.9
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:02.140 +23.01 7 +3 15 8.9
5 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:05.084 +25.96 6 +1 8 8.3
5 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:05.084 +25.96 6 +1 8 8.3
5 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:05.084 +25.96 6 +1 8 8.3
5 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:05.084 +25.96 6 +1 8 8.3
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:08.810 +29.68 2 -4 10 7.2
6 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:08.810 +29.68 2 -4 10 7.2
6 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:08.810 +29.68 2 -4 10 7.2
6 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:08.810 +29.68 2 -4 10 7.2
7 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:11.266 +32.14 5 -2 12 8.3
7 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:11.266 +32.14 5 -2 12 8.3
7 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:11.266 +32.14 5 -2 12 8.3
7 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:11.266 +32.14 5 -2 12 8.3
8 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:15.734 +36.61 4 -4 13 7.6
8 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:15.734 +36.61 4 -4 13 7.6
8 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:15.734 +36.61 4 -4 13 7.6
8 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:15.734 +36.61 4 -4 13 7.6
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
4.033
The lead changes hands. The Lieutenant. Career record: 42 wins from 159, average finish 3.9.
8.033
The Kidney is coming through. Recent finishes: 5-8-4-7-6.
11.889
You do not see that every day.
16.033
That is going to sting in the morning.
24.033
That is going to sting in the morning.
28.656
Crooked Pete gets hit hard. Averaging 9.3 contacts an event coming in.
32.194
They will not want to see that again. Averaging 9.8 contacts an event coming in.
35.111
Slapper has it.
37.422
Stubbs finds trouble.
40.822
The Lieutenant wins it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth The Lieutenant 1.956 The Lieutenant 1.956
Smooth Descent Hard The Lieutenant 4.522 The Lieutenant 2.566
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Lieutenant 7.006 The Lieutenant 2.484
Smooth Descent Hard The Lieutenant 10.917 Crawlspace 3.850
The Drops Carpet The Lieutenant 13.444 Slapper 2.478
Smooth Descent Smooth The Lieutenant 16.206 Slapper 2.722
Sweeping Curve Hard The Lieutenant 18.456 The Lieutenant 2.250
Slick Floor Slick The Lieutenant 20.756 The Lieutenant 2.300
The Plunge Smooth The Lieutenant 22.411 The Lieutenant 1.655
Smooth Descent Smooth Slapper 28.272 Slapper 2.616
The Kicker Smooth Slapper 31.494 Slapper 3.222
Stairwell Metal Slapper 34.989 The Lieutenant 3.489
Carpet Flat Smooth Slapper 37.317 Slapper 2.328
Tight Curve Smooth Slapper 38.111 Slapper 0.794
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 1 1/1 8
2 PCK The Pucks 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 0/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 5 1/1 4
6 NOO The Noodles 6 1/1 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 7 1/1 2
8 BEA The Beans 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1
162 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 9-8-2-8-7.
154.31
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 2
161 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 4-8-7-8-7.
79.56
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 3
152 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 8-10-7-8-5.
138.71
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 4
140 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-15-7-7-8.
155.15
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1
153 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-6-5-7-8.
62.20
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
155 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-14-5-6-7.
171.78
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 3
154 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-6-6-5-10.
90.10
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
153 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-4-5-5-7.
100.64
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
162 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-6-2-4-13.
79.60
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
153 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 10-7-9-6-4.
126.87
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
148 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 13-7-6-4-4.
132.19
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
152 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-3-7-7-6.
118.45
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
152 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-8-14-6-6.
130.06
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
152 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 8-5-5-16-6.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
159 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-5-4-8-6.
78.04
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
152 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-8-4-6-5.
111.49
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
151 starts, 11 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 4-2-4-3-15.
19.23
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
153 starts, 12 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 15-4-11-4-13.
58.55
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
159 starts, 10 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 4-7-4-4-3.
23.96
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
152 starts, 13 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 14-4-4-3-3.
33.91
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 1
157 starts, 41 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-1-2-12-1.
9.07
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 2
140 starts, 34 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-8-1-15-2.
13.92
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 3
163 starts, 51 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-2-8-2-1.
9.70
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 4
155 starts, 38 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 11-2-13-1-11.
20.82
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
153 starts, 71 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 16-1-2-1-2.
19.18
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 2
159 starts, 74 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 2-1-1-1-2.
6.51
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 3
144 starts, 60 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-3-1-2-1.
6.52
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4
159 starts, 81 wins, average finish 3.0. Last five: 1-2-12-1-14.
11.12
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 1
157 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 3-3-9-5-5.
42.74
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 2
155 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 3-3-12-3-3.
67.82
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 3
161 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 12-3-5-3-5.
61.00
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 4
142 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 3-6-3-5-4.
57.05

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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