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· Season 7 · Round 13

The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win

Puck Yeah took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:47.305 — 2 +1 11 8.6
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:47.305 — 2 +1 11 8.6
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:47.305 — 2 +1 11 8.6
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:47.305 — 2 +1 11 8.6
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:52.588 +5.28 6 +4 15 10.3
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:52.588 +5.28 6 +4 15 10.3
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:52.588 +5.28 6 +4 15 10.3
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:52.588 +5.28 6 +4 15 10.3
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:00.866 +13.56 5 +2 15 8.5
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:00.866 +13.56 5 +2 15 8.5
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:00.866 +13.56 5 +2 15 8.5
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:00.866 +13.56 5 +2 15 8.5
— Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:05.672 +18.37 1 -3 17 7.8
— Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:05.672 +18.37 1 -3 17 7.8
— Yolk INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:05.672 +18.37 1 -3 17 7.8
— Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:05.672 +18.37 1 -3 17 7.8
5 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:07.860 +20.56 7 +2 13 7.9
5 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:07.860 +20.56 7 +2 13 7.9
5 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:07.860 +20.56 7 +2 13 7.9
5 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:07.860 +20.56 7 +2 13 7.9
6 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:15.811 +28.51 4 -2 12 8.4
6 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:15.811 +28.51 4 -2 12 8.4
6 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:15.811 +28.51 4 -2 12 8.4
6 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:15.811 +28.51 4 -2 12 8.4
— The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 3:16.227 +28.92 3 -4 12 7.9
— Butter Bean INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 3:16.227 +28.92 3 -4 12 7.9
— Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 3:16.227 +28.92 3 -4 12 7.9
— Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 3:16.227 +28.92 3 -4 12 7.9
8 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:20.584 +33.28 8 0 14 8.8
8 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:20.584 +33.28 8 0 14 8.8
8 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:20.584 +33.28 8 0 14 8.8
8 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:20.584 +33.28 8 0 14 8.8
0.017
That is a big one for The Unit. Averaging 11.5 contacts an event coming in.
3.667
And it's Chunk in front now.
8.033
Puck Yeah is coming through. Recent finishes: 4-1-14-1-11.
16.033
That is going to sting in the morning.
19.644
Heavy contact for Puck Yeah. Averaging 8.7 contacts an event coming in.
24.033
Oh dear.
29.150
Thick Rick finds trouble. Averaging 9.2 contacts an event coming in.
36.300
That is a big one for Refried Ron. Averaging 11.1 contacts an event coming in.
37.522
Chunk is going to win this.
40.522
It is Puck Yeah!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth The Unit 1.939 The Unit 1.939
Smooth Descent Hard Chunk 4.428 Puck Yeah 2.350
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Unit 7.594 Chunk 2.839
Smooth Descent Hard Chunk 11.189 Puck Yeah 3.700
The Drops Carpet Chunk 13.756 Puck Yeah 2.416
Smooth Descent Smooth Chunk 16.506 Chunk 2.750
Sweeping Curve Hard Chunk 18.722 Chunk 2.216
Slick Floor Slick Chunk 21.172 Chunk 2.450
The Plunge Smooth Chunk 25.644 Thick Rick 2.072
Smooth Descent Smooth Chunk 29.506 Damp Kevin 3.745
The Kicker Smooth Chunk 33.856 Refried Ron 3.428
Stairwell Metal Chunk 37.311 Chunk 3.455
Carpet Flat Smooth Chunk 39.700 Chunk 2.389
Tight Curve Smooth Chunk 40.522 Chunk 0.822
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 1/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 0/1 5
5 NOO The Noodles 5 1/1 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 6 1/1 3
7 BEA The Beans 7 0/1 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
163 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 4-8-5-8-2.
80.51
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 2
177 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-8-6-16-11.
210.24
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 3
171 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-14-5-8-4.
137.38
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 4
149 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-8-4-6-6.
121.56
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1
165 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-9-9-7-6.
105.46
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
164 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 3-7-6-8-6.
109.36
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 3
165 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-7-3-7-6.
95.65
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
166 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-12-7-5-6.
120.10
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
160 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-15-5-11-8.
168.83
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
174 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-5-4-2-5.
100.51
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
164 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-13-8-5-8.
213.75
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
162 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 16-5-8-14-5.
218.60
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
170 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-15-6-5-13.
148.21
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
162 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 12-6-2-6-5.
183.62
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
165 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-13-4-6-9.
151.39
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
163 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 15-6-11-3-4.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
162 starts, 12 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 2-10-4-2-3.
28.08
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
172 starts, 10 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 2-6-4-16-2.
17.69
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
162 starts, 13 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 13-2-4-4-2.
28.20
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
164 starts, 13 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 1-2-8-4-8.
22.75
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 1
173 starts, 55 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 8-1-2-1-1.
12.36
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 2
151 starts, 38 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-16-2-14-1.
15.26
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
166 starts, 45 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-7-7-3-2.
8.95
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 4
170 starts, 43 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-1-1-3-7.
10.50
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 1
170 starts, 86 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 9-4-1-1-12.
11.27
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 2
165 starts, 75 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 10-4-7-2-1.
21.92
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 3
156 starts, 64 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 4-3-1-3-1.
7.52
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 4
169 starts, 79 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 4-1-1-1-1.
5.96
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1
154 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 3-3-7-15-4.
63.64
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2
172 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 14-3-10-3-15.
99.65
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
168 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 11-3-5-12-6.
109.45
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
166 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 3-5-2-5-3.
37.42

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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