· Season 7 · Round 22
The Basement Relay — Relay
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Wide Load wins at The Basement
Wide Load took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 2:38.600 | — | 5 | +4 | 14 | 9.0 |
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 2:38.600 | — | 5 | +4 | 14 | 9.0 |
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 2:38.600 | — | 5 | +4 | 14 | 9.0 |
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 2:38.600 | — | 5 | +4 | 14 | 9.0 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 2:42.578 | +3.98 | 8 | +6 | 12 | 8.9 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 2:42.578 | +3.98 | 8 | +6 | 12 | 8.9 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 2:42.578 | +3.98 | 8 | +6 | 12 | 8.9 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 2:42.578 | +3.98 | 8 | +6 | 12 | 8.9 |
| 3 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 2:57.889 | +19.29 | 4 | +1 | 12 | 8.3 |
| 3 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 2:57.889 | +19.29 | 4 | +1 | 12 | 8.3 |
| 3 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 2:57.889 | +19.29 | 4 | +1 | 12 | 8.3 |
| 3 | The Kidney | The Beans | 2:57.889 | +19.29 | 4 | +1 | 12 | 8.3 |
| 4 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:00.467 | +21.87 | 2 | -2 | 12 | 8.8 |
| 4 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:00.467 | +21.87 | 2 | -2 | 12 | 8.8 |
| 4 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 3:00.467 | +21.87 | 2 | -2 | 12 | 8.8 |
| 4 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 3:00.467 | +21.87 | 2 | -2 | 12 | 8.8 |
| 5 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:02.961 | +24.36 | 1 | -4 | 15 | 8.6 |
| 5 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:02.961 | +24.36 | 1 | -4 | 15 | 8.6 |
| 5 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:02.961 | +24.36 | 1 | -4 | 15 | 8.6 |
| 5 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:02.961 | +24.36 | 1 | -4 | 15 | 8.6 |
| 6 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:08.272 | +29.67 | 3 | -3 | 11 | 9.1 |
| 6 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 3:08.272 | +29.67 | 3 | -3 | 11 | 9.1 |
| 6 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:08.272 | +29.67 | 3 | -3 | 11 | 9.1 |
| 6 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 3:08.272 | +29.67 | 3 | -3 | 11 | 9.1 |
| 7 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 3:09.917 | +31.32 | 6 | -1 | 12 | 9.0 |
| 7 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:09.917 | +31.32 | 6 | -1 | 12 | 9.0 |
| 7 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 3:09.917 | +31.32 | 6 | -1 | 12 | 9.0 |
| 7 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 3:09.917 | +31.32 | 6 | -1 | 12 | 9.0 |
| 8 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:13.349 | +34.75 | 7 | -1 | 10 | 7.7 |
| 8 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:13.349 | +34.75 | 7 | -1 | 10 | 7.7 |
| 8 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:13.349 | +34.75 | 7 | -1 | 10 | 7.7 |
| 8 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:13.349 | +34.75 | 7 | -1 | 10 | 7.7 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
3.633
The lead changes hands. Chunk. Career record: 60 wins from 192, average finish 3.7.
8.033
Sweaty Gerald is picking them off.
11.700
Honey Mustard is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 2-4-3-1-2.
16.033
Honey Mustard is making ground. Recent finishes: 2-4-3-1-2.
23.122
That is a big one for Sweaty Gerald.
26.600
The lead changes hands. Chunk.
32.033
That is the sport, right there.
35.450
The Coaster is back in it.
38.606
Chunk is going to win this.
39.567
Oh dear.
42.967
The Coaster takes it. Career record: 84 wins from 185, average finish 3.2.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Smooth | Tube Sock | 1.983 | Chunk 1.944 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Chunk | 4.456 | Chunk 2.512 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Chunk | 6.794 | Honey Mustard 2.167 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Chunk | 10.600 | Honey Mustard 2.994 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Chunk | 13.261 | Honey Mustard 2.217 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 16.744 | Honey Mustard 2.894 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Honey Mustard | 20.222 | The Coaster 2.966 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Honey Mustard | 24.639 | Floppy Joe 2.339 |
| The Plunge | Smooth | Chunk | 27.389 | Squish 1.933 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Chunk | 30.550 | Chunk 3.161 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Chunk | 34.950 | Squish 3.111 |
| Stairwell | Metal | Chunk | 38.400 | Chunk 3.450 |
| Carpet Flat | Smooth | Chunk | 40.767 | Chunk 2.367 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Chunk | 41.606 | The Coaster 0.822 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Beans | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | Basement Heat | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Nuggets | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Wet Socks | 8 | 1/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 1
158 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-14-5-13-15.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 2
180 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-3-12-6-5.
81.21
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 3
186 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-5-3-5-11.
96.84
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 4
174 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 15-5-7-14-10.
219.30
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
176 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 10-6-4-7-4.
175.13
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
179 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-16-6-8-8.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
170 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-8-8-5-7.
70.25
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
169 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-10-6-8-2.
107.16
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
174 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 14-13-7-5-6.
219.30
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
182 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 12-7-5-9-16.
168.29
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
173 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 12-7-8-7-12.
219.30
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
171 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 4-8-7-16-13.
189.63
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
178 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 2-8-9-9-7.
90.90
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
175 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 11-8-6-5-6.
219.30
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
174 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 11-8-8-11-9.
153.43
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
169 starts, 14 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-1-2-11-2.
16.91
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
173 starts, 13 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 3-3-3-8-1.
16.53
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
183 starts, 11 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 16-7-3-4-2.
28.05
7
Stubbs
The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
173 starts, 14 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 3-1-11-10-2.
19.90
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 2
174 starts, 48 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-13-5-1-3.
8.76
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 4
182 starts, 45 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 15-1-2-3-5.
17.24
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 1
179 starts, 83 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 6-1-1-1-15.
8.03
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 4
179 starts, 90 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 8-1-4-1-14.
10.72
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 1
177 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 10-4-4-15-4.
68.99
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 2
162 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 13-4-15-4-5.
113.39
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 4
179 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-4-6-4-2.
62.51
Course preview
41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Smooth
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Smooth
7m
↓8°
Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.
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