· Season 7 · Round 31
The Basement Relay — Relay
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The Lieutenant wins at The Basement
The Lieutenant took The Basement Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Chunk finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 2:39.783 | — | 5 | +4 | 14 | 8.7 |
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 2:39.783 | — | 5 | +4 | 14 | 8.7 |
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 2:39.783 | — | 5 | +4 | 14 | 8.7 |
| 1 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 2:39.783 | — | 5 | +4 | 14 | 8.7 |
| 2 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 2:46.217 | +6.43 | 2 | 0 | 10 | 10.5 |
| 2 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 2:46.217 | +6.43 | 2 | 0 | 10 | 10.5 |
| 2 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 2:46.217 | +6.43 | 2 | 0 | 10 | 10.5 |
| 2 | Slapper | The Pucks | 2:46.217 | +6.43 | 2 | 0 | 10 | 10.5 |
| 3 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 2:59.000 | +19.22 | 8 | +5 | 15 | 8.7 |
| 3 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 2:59.000 | +19.22 | 8 | +5 | 15 | 8.7 |
| 3 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 2:59.000 | +19.22 | 8 | +5 | 15 | 8.7 |
| 3 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 2:59.000 | +19.22 | 8 | +5 | 15 | 8.7 |
| 4 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 2:59.094 | +19.31 | 3 | -1 | 15 | 7.9 |
| 4 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 2:59.094 | +19.31 | 3 | -1 | 15 | 7.9 |
| 4 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 2:59.094 | +19.31 | 3 | -1 | 15 | 7.9 |
| 4 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 2:59.094 | +19.31 | 3 | -1 | 15 | 7.9 |
| 5 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:06.950 | +27.17 | 6 | +1 | 13 | 9.1 |
| 5 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:06.950 | +27.17 | 6 | +1 | 13 | 9.1 |
| 5 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:06.950 | +27.17 | 6 | +1 | 13 | 9.1 |
| 5 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:06.950 | +27.17 | 6 | +1 | 13 | 9.1 |
| 6 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:11.940 | +32.16 | 7 | +1 | 8 | 9.0 |
| 6 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 3:11.940 | +32.16 | 7 | +1 | 8 | 9.0 |
| 6 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:11.940 | +32.16 | 7 | +1 | 8 | 9.0 |
| 6 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 3:11.940 | +32.16 | 7 | +1 | 8 | 9.0 |
| 7 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:13.572 | +33.79 | 1 | -6 | 15 | 8.3 |
| 7 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:13.572 | +33.79 | 1 | -6 | 15 | 8.3 |
| 7 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:13.572 | +33.79 | 1 | -6 | 15 | 8.3 |
| 7 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:13.572 | +33.79 | 1 | -6 | 15 | 8.3 |
| 8 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3:15.756 | +35.97 | 4 | -4 | 13 | 7.9 |
| 8 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:15.756 | +35.97 | 4 | -4 | 13 | 7.9 |
| 8 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 3:15.756 | +35.97 | 4 | -4 | 13 | 7.9 |
| 8 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 3:15.756 | +35.97 | 4 | -4 | 13 | 7.9 |
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 10.8 contacts an event coming in.
7.633
Wide Load goes to the front.
15.467
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
19.683
Right into it goes Wide Load. Averaging 8.3 contacts an event coming in.
24.033
Butter Bean drops to the back.
30.933
Heavy contact for Stubbs. Averaging 9.7 contacts an event coming in.
36.889
Wide Load has it. Recent finishes: 8-1-3-12-1.
39.889
Gravy wins it.
44.883
That is the sport, right there.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Smooth | Stubbs | 1.950 | Stubbs 1.950 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Stubbs | 4.583 | Wide Load 2.367 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 7.389 | Wide Load 2.761 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Wide Load | 10.317 | Wide Load 2.928 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Wide Load | 12.550 | Wide Load 2.233 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Wide Load | 15.078 | Wide Load 2.528 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Wide Load | 17.122 | Wide Load 2.044 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Wide Load | 19.289 | Wide Load 2.167 |
| The Plunge | Smooth | Wide Load | 22.594 | Stubbs 2.012 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Wide Load | 28.867 | Crawlspace 3.305 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Wide Load | 33.106 | Tube Sock 3.795 |
| Stairwell | Metal | Wide Load | 36.572 | Custard 3.417 |
| Carpet Flat | Smooth | Wide Load | 39.017 | Gravy 2.422 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 39.889 | Gravy 0.845 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Soft Boys | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | Basement Heat | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Nuggets | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Wet Socks | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 8 | 1/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 1
178 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-9-5-7-15.
136.97
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 3
189 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 10-6-6-8-7.
134.55
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 4
165 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 12-6-6-12-11.
213.91
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
183 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-11-4-6-1.
101.97
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
177 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 15-5-8-5-15.
157.02
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
183 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-16-6-8-6.
189.12
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
181 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 16-3-3-13-3.
192.32
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
181 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 11-3-5-8-7.
202.32
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
174 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 4-3-10-7-6.
81.09
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
187 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 15-3-7-7-6.
162.00
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
179 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-4-8-8-5.
103.43
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
186 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 4-1-7-6-3.
79.69
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
179 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 16-4-8-5-11.
208.78
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
179 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 9-11-4-16-8.
219.30
7
Stubbs
The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
178 starts, 14 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 8-13-5-2-4.
26.82
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
182 starts, 14 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 5-7-1-5-6.
33.85
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
190 starts, 11 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 4-5-2-13-2.
19.55
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
173 starts, 14 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 14-5-2-4-3.
24.14
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 2
179 starts, 49 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-2-3-11-1.
8.69
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 3
187 starts, 46 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 14-2-3-3-1.
17.43
4
Wide Load
The Pucks · Leg 1
170 starts, 69 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 12-1-1-12-2.
16.70
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 4
187 starts, 85 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 13-1-2-4-2.
12.57
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 1
184 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 7-14-5-4-3.
64.47
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 2
171 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 5-10-7-4-7.
82.99
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 3
183 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 9-7-14-4-14.
90.49
Course preview
41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Smooth
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Smooth
7m
↓8°
Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.
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