· Season 7 · Round 4
The Basement Relay — Relay
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took The Basement Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Gravy finished second. 20 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Gravy INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 2:42.466 | — | 6 | +5 | 14 | 7.9 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 2:42.466 | — | 6 | +5 | 14 | 7.9 |
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 2:42.466 | — | 6 | +5 | 14 | 7.9 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 2:42.466 | — | 6 | +5 | 14 | 7.9 |
| 2 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:02.733 | +20.27 | 5 | +3 | 16 | 8.5 |
| 2 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:02.733 | +20.27 | 5 | +3 | 16 | 8.5 |
| 2 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:02.733 | +20.27 | 5 | +3 | 16 | 8.5 |
| 2 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:02.733 | +20.27 | 5 | +3 | 16 | 8.5 |
| 3 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 3:02.806 | +20.34 | 7 | +4 | 16 | 7.7 |
| 3 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 3:02.806 | +20.34 | 7 | +4 | 16 | 7.7 |
| 3 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:02.806 | +20.34 | 7 | +4 | 16 | 7.7 |
| 3 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 3:02.806 | +20.34 | 7 | +4 | 16 | 7.7 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 3:03.217 | +20.75 | 2 | -2 | 8 | 9.0 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 3:03.217 | +20.75 | 2 | -2 | 8 | 9.0 |
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 3:03.217 | +20.75 | 2 | -2 | 8 | 9.0 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 3:03.217 | +20.75 | 2 | -2 | 8 | 9.0 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 3:08.878 | +26.41 | 8 | +3 | 13 | 8.4 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 3:08.878 | +26.41 | 8 | +3 | 13 | 8.4 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 3:08.878 | +26.41 | 8 | +3 | 13 | 8.4 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 3:08.878 | +26.41 | 8 | +3 | 13 | 8.4 |
| 6 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 3:10.350 | +27.88 | 4 | -2 | 15 | 8.2 |
| 6 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:10.350 | +27.88 | 4 | -2 | 15 | 8.2 |
| 6 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:10.350 | +27.88 | 4 | -2 | 15 | 8.2 |
| 6 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 3:10.350 | +27.88 | 4 | -2 | 15 | 8.2 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 3:22.577 | +40.11 | 3 | -4 | 14 | 9.0 |
| — | Second Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 3:22.577 | +40.11 | 3 | -4 | 14 | 9.0 |
| — | The Heel INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 3:22.577 | +40.11 | 3 | -4 | 14 | 9.0 |
| — | Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 3:22.577 | +40.11 | 3 | -4 | 14 | 9.0 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 3:26.300 | +43.83 | 1 | -7 | 13 | 10.0 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 3:26.300 | +43.83 | 1 | -7 | 13 | 10.0 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 3:26.300 | +43.83 | 1 | -7 | 13 | 10.0 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 3:26.300 | +43.83 | 1 | -7 | 13 | 10.0 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
8.000
Gravy goes to the front.
11.578
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
16.033
Well, that was always going to happen.
21.311
Right into it goes Tube Sock.
25.933
Honey Mustard goes to the front. Career record: 13 wins from 160, average finish 4.6.
29.739
Custard gets hit hard. Averaging 9.6 contacts an event coming in.
33.583
That is the sport, right there. Averaging 10.9 contacts an event coming in.
37.933
Honey Mustard takes the lead.
41.244
Honey Mustard is going to win this. Recent finishes: 4-4-2-11-3.
44.244
Gravy wins it.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Smooth | Sweaty Gerald | 1.956 | Gravy 1.950 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Gravy | 4.494 | Wide Load 2.333 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Gravy | 7.417 | Gravy 2.923 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Gravy | 11.122 | Gravy 3.705 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Gravy | 13.583 | Gravy 2.461 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Gravy | 16.344 | Wide Load 2.717 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Wide Load | 19.483 | Wide Load 2.783 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Wide Load | 21.978 | Wide Load 2.495 |
| The Plunge | Smooth | Tube Sock | 28.889 | The Unit 2.033 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Tube Sock | 33.317 | Sweaty Gerald 3.639 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 37.061 | Honey Mustard 3.394 |
| Stairwell | Metal | Honey Mustard | 40.906 | Custard 3.488 |
| Carpet Flat | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 43.378 | Honey Mustard 2.472 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 44.244 | Honey Mustard 0.866 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 1 | 0/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Soft Boys | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Pucks | 4 | 0/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 5 | 0/1 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Wet Socks | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Noodles | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 1
148 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-4-6-6-7.
131.28
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 3
173 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 11-7-8-6-4.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 4
168 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-4-6-5-6.
83.90
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
160 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-7-4-6-5.
98.10
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
162 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-6-7-7-5.
101.23
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
165 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 12-7-5-6-6.
142.88
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
163 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 9-7-6-5-4.
111.10
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
163 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 13-8-5-8-6.
219.30
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
170 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-3-8-12-8.
99.60
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
159 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 14-5-8-8-8.
139.26
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
158 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-11-8-8-8.
166.69
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
169 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 15-6-5-13-7.
192.03
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
159 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 6-5-7-12-6.
152.67
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
159 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 4-6-8-5-7.
117.88
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
163 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-6-9-5-8.
152.27
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
159 starts, 13 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 4-2-11-3-2.
22.15
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
171 starts, 10 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 6-4-16-2-2.
28.43
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
160 starts, 12 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-2-3-6-3.
31.35
7
Stubbs
The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
160 starts, 12 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 8-2-4-1-2.
19.15
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 3
165 starts, 41 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-7-1-4-16.
17.77
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 4
164 starts, 44 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 7-3-2-1-1.
9.36
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 1
164 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 2-5-3-7-4.
40.97
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 2
153 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 3-7-15-4-5.
81.32
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 4
163 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 3-10-7-14-4.
68.68
Course preview
41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Smooth
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Smooth
7m
↓8°
Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.
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