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· Season 7 · Round 40

The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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The Lieutenant wins at The Basement

The Lieutenant took The Basement Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Old Gristle finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:41.861 — 5 +4 12 10.3
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:41.861 — 5 +4 12 10.3
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:41.861 — 5 +4 12 10.3
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:41.861 — 5 +4 12 10.3
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:47.039 +5.18 2 0 12 8.8
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:47.039 +5.18 2 0 12 8.8
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:47.039 +5.18 2 0 12 8.8
2 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:47.039 +5.18 2 0 12 8.8
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:54.655 +12.79 8 +5 12 8.5
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:54.655 +12.79 8 +5 12 8.5
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:54.655 +12.79 8 +5 12 8.5
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:54.655 +12.79 8 +5 12 8.5
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:02.695 +20.83 4 0 17 7.9
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 3:02.695 +20.83 4 0 17 7.9
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 3:02.695 +20.83 4 0 17 7.9
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:02.695 +20.83 4 0 17 7.9
5 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:05.816 +23.96 7 +2 14 8.8
5 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:05.816 +23.96 7 +2 14 8.8
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:05.816 +23.96 7 +2 14 8.8
5 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:05.816 +23.96 7 +2 14 8.8
6 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:08.011 +26.15 6 0 8 9.0
6 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:08.011 +26.15 6 0 8 9.0
6 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:08.011 +26.15 6 0 8 9.0
6 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:08.011 +26.15 6 0 8 9.0
7 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:08.067 +26.21 3 -4 15 9.2
7 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:08.067 +26.21 3 -4 15 9.2
7 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:08.067 +26.21 3 -4 15 9.2
7 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:08.067 +26.21 3 -4 15 9.2
8 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:11.245 +29.38 1 -7 11 7.6
8 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:11.245 +29.38 1 -7 11 7.6
8 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:11.245 +29.38 1 -7 11 7.6
8 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:11.245 +29.38 1 -7 11 7.6
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 10.6 contacts an event coming in.
8.033
The Coaster is coming through.
11.644
Well, that was always going to happen.
19.378
Gravy gets air.
23.700
That is a big one for Yolk.
28.461
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Averaging 10.6 contacts an event coming in.
32.033
Long John is picking them off. Recent finishes: 5-5-6-6-6.
36.194
The Coaster gets going. Recent finishes: 7-1-1-3-2.
36.472
Gravy is going to win this. Recent finishes: 10-2-4-11-1.
39.594
Gravy takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth The Kidney 1.956 The Unit 1.944
Smooth Descent Hard The Kidney 4.617 The Coaster 2.438
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Unit 7.533 Gravy 2.589
Smooth Descent Hard The Unit 11.411 Thick Rick 3.456
The Drops Carpet The Unit 14.094 Yolk 2.606
Smooth Descent Smooth The Unit 17.100 Gravy 2.795
Sweeping Curve Hard Gravy 21.561 Thick Rick 2.550
Slick Floor Slick Gravy 23.983 Thick Rick 2.295
The Plunge Smooth Gravy 25.617 Gravy 1.634
Smooth Descent Smooth Gravy 28.628 Gravy 3.011
The Kicker Smooth Gravy 32.711 Damp Kevin 3.855
Stairwell Metal Gravy 36.194 The Coaster 3.445
Carpet Flat Smooth Gravy 38.633 The Coaster 2.344
Tight Curve Smooth Gravy 39.472 The Coaster 0.834
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 1 1/1 8
2 PCK The Pucks 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 1/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 5 1/1 4
6 BEA The Beans 6 1/1 3
7 NOO The Noodles 7 1/1 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 1
195 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-6-5-8-7.
63.36
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
194 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-5-2-8-6.
76.52
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 3
170 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 4-6-5-8-16.
122.98
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4
188 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 3-6-3-12-8.
118.79
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1
184 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-4-15-8-7.
134.67
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 2
184 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-8-8-5-7.
79.87
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
191 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-7-7-6-8.
116.47
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
188 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-7-8-5-14.
137.09
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
191 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-8-7-7-15.
107.66
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
185 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-7-7-13-11.
130.85
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
181 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-6-13-5-7.
171.17
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
190 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-8-7-4-7.
101.29
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
191 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 4-16-4-4-7.
95.36
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
186 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 4-5-9-4-5.
143.89
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
183 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 10-4-4-4-16.
113.68
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
187 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 2-4-6-2-4.
83.55
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
190 starts, 14 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 13-5-8-10-6.
60.22
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
194 starts, 11 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 5-6-2-5-4.
13.77
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
183 starts, 15 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 5-1-6-10-2.
18.70
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
180 starts, 16 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 1-5-3-2-6.
12.93
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1
172 starts, 43 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 11-1-5-3-7.
14.50
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
194 starts, 49 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 14-1-1-2-15.
20.70
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
184 starts, 51 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-7-2-8-1.
9.49
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4
197 starts, 63 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-2-1-1-2.
6.94
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 1
192 starts, 86 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 2-1-9-3-4.
9.02
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 2
174 starts, 70 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-8-1-3-12.
16.08
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 3
188 starts, 84 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 15-2-2-1-12.
16.32
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4
193 starts, 97 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 12-2-1-4-1.
9.39
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 1
193 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 16-3-4-3-3.
88.64
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
188 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 3-3-6-10-7.
43.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
188 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 3-14-3-16-6.
86.21
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 4
178 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 9-3-2-11-3.
69.43

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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