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Team Stack · Season 5 · Round 12

The Ironing Board — Relay

The Ironing Board · The Ironing Board · 44 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Rocking plinths
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Stubbs wins at The Ironing Board

Stubbs took The Ironing Board — Relay for the The Nuggets. Honey Mustard finished second. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1.075 — 20 +19 1 2.9
2 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2.092 +1.02 18 +16 3 2.6
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2.683 +1.61 19 +16 3 2.7
4 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 +13 2 2.6
5 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 1.383 +0.31 21 +16 0 1.5
6 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 4.975 +3.90 22 +16 5 5.1
7 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.325 +4.25 23 +16 5 5.0
8 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.93 24 +16 5 4.9
9 Slapper PCK The Pucks 1.333 +0.26 25 +16 0 1.7
10 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 5.392 +4.32 26 +16 5 5.1
11 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 5.617 +4.54 27 +16 4 5.1
12 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 5.000 +3.93 28 +16 5 5.0
13 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2.333 +1.26 12 -1 2 2.9
14 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2.167 +1.09 10 -4 2 2.8
15 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2.183 +1.11 11 -4 3 2.8
16 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.250 +0.18 9 -7 0 2.3
17 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1.633 +0.56 16 -1 1 2.9
18 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.800 +0.73 13 -5 0 2.4
19 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.500 +0.43 14 -5 3 2.8
20 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.433 +0.36 15 -5 4 4.0
21 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.708 +0.63 8 -13 3 3.3
22 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.375 +0.30 6 -16 2 3.4
23 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.658 +0.58 7 -16 2 3.4
24 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 1.350 +0.28 5 -19 3 2.1
25 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.133 +0.06 3 -22 2 3.3
26 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1.617 +0.54 1 -25 1 2.2
27 Long John NOO The Noodles 2.683 +1.61 4 -23 2 3.3
28 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.700 +0.63 2 -26 5 6.3
29 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.000 — 30 +1 2 2.9
30 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 0.700 — 29 -1 2 2.8
31 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2.925 +1.85 32 +1 2 2.9
32 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.908 +0.83 31 -1 3 2.9
3.000
Here comes another.
4.200
Released. Recent finishes: 6-5-8-16-12.
6.800
Gravy leads the meeting.
9.400
And the gantry moves.
10.600
Let go. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-15-1.
13.200
Gravy leads the meeting.
15.800
Into position.
17.000
And down it comes. Recent finishes: 1-7-2-8-1.
19.600
Gravy goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 1-5-3-7-2.
22.200
No idea what happened there.
22.617
Puck Yeah is off.
23.817
Released.
26.000
That is the tallest so far. Recent finishes: 5-8-10-6-2.
28.400
It is Stubbs!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Baize Gravy 6.800 Gravy 6.800
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 13.200 Gravy 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Gravy 19.600 Gravy 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Honey Mustard 26.000 Honey Mustard 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 10 4/4 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 26 4/4 7
3 PCK The Pucks 42 4/4 6
4 BEA The Beans 58 4/4 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 74 4/4 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 90 4/4 3
7 NOO The Noodles 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 1
194 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.9. Last five: 30-31-27-19-19.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
198 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.6. Last five: 31-32-14-28-17.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 3
196 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.8. Last five: 29-29-13-25-18.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 4
197 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.7. Last five: 32-30-26-20-20.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 1
196 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 23-24-32-28-24.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 2
198 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 24-23-16-29-27.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
197 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 21-22-15-31-25.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
194 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 22-21-30-26-22.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 1
199 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 4-8-8-16-15.
67.43
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 2
196 starts, 8 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 1-5-15-14-31.
60.50
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 3
194 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 2-7-13-16-29.
64.78
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 4
196 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 3-6-7-14-13.
55.23
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 1
194 starts, 6 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 7-1-6-21-8.
52.47
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 2
198 starts, 3 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 8-3-10-7-22.
72.15
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 3
196 starts, 5 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 5-4-9-8-24.
64.18
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 4
197 starts, 4 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 6-2-5-23-7.
55.47
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1
195 starts, 13 wins, average finish 10.5. Last five: 19-20-3-12-4.
52.11
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2
198 starts, 14 wins, average finish 10.4. Last five: 17-19-6-2-9.
42.01
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3
196 starts, 16 wins, average finish 10.4. Last five: 20-17-5-1-11.
41.24
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4
196 starts, 12 wins, average finish 10.6. Last five: 18-18-4-10-1.
45.76
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1
197 starts, 10 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 10-16-10-8-11.
6.55
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
194 starts, 10 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 9-14-11-6-10.
5.97
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
198 starts, 9 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 11-15-2-9-5.
5.39
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4
196 starts, 19 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 12-13-1-12-7.
5.77
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
196 starts, 12 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 15-9-18-4-15.
20.82
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 2
196 starts, 15 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 13-11-3-17-1.
17.94
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 3
195 starts, 11 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 14-10-19-2-13.
18.55
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 4
198 starts, 13 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 16-12-4-20-3.
21.01
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1
196 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.4. Last five: 28-25-24-31-27.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 2
199 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.1. Last five: 25-26-12-23-32.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 3
194 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.9. Last five: 27-28-21-30-26.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 4
196 starts, 3 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 26-27-11-22-29.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Baize
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Baize, and the first hall to rock. Generous underneath and never quite still.

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