Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 8 · Round 13

The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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Wide Load wins at The Basement

Wide Load took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 6:58.440 6 +5 26 13.1
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 6:58.440 6 +5 26 13.1
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 6:58.440 6 +5 26 13.1
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 6:58.440 6 +5 26 13.1
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 7:01.560 +3.12 2 0 34 13.7
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 7:01.560 +3.12 2 0 34 13.7
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 7:01.560 +3.12 2 0 34 13.7
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 7:01.560 +3.12 2 0 34 13.7
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 7:07.717 +9.28 1 -2 28 11.7
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 7:07.717 +9.28 1 -2 28 11.7
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 7:07.717 +9.28 1 -2 28 11.7
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 7:07.717 +9.28 1 -2 28 11.7
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 7:39.094 +40.65 4 0 25 13.9
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 7:39.094 +40.65 4 0 25 13.9
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 7:39.094 +40.65 4 0 25 13.9
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 7:39.094 +40.65 4 0 25 13.9
5 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 8:14.689 +76.25 8 +3 31 10.3
5 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 8:14.689 +76.25 8 +3 31 10.3
5 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 8:14.689 +76.25 8 +3 31 10.3
5 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 8:14.689 +76.25 8 +3 31 10.3
6 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 8:15.284 +76.84 7 +1 32 11.4
6 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 8:15.284 +76.84 7 +1 32 11.4
6 The Kidney BEA The Beans 8:15.284 +76.84 7 +1 32 11.4
6 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 8:15.284 +76.84 7 +1 32 11.4
7 Long John NOO The Noodles 8:17.767 +79.33 5 -2 29 13.0
7 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 8:17.767 +79.33 5 -2 29 13.0
7 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 8:17.767 +79.33 5 -2 29 13.0
7 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 8:17.767 +79.33 5 -2 29 13.0
8 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 8:23.967 +85.53 3 -5 35 10.3
8 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 8:23.967 +85.53 3 -5 35 10.3
8 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 8:23.967 +85.53 3 -5 35 10.3
8 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 8:23.967 +85.53 3 -5 35 10.3
0.017
Absolute carnage.
8.033
Well, that was always going to happen.
12.711
Big air for Yolk.
16.583
And Thick Rick takes flight. Recent finishes: 2-5-3-2-3.
20.767
That is a big one for Thick Rick.
26.922
They will not want to see that again.
30.439
Big air for Thick Rick. Recent finishes: 2-5-3-2-3.
41.111
Yolk is completely off the deck.
44.700
And Thick Rick takes flight.
48.389
Up goes Thick Rick.
51.950
Crooked Pete is completely off the deck.
55.494
That is going to sting in the morning. Recent finishes: 6-7-12-6-7.
58.950
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Recent finishes: 5-8-16-13-8.
1:04.617
That is the sport, right there.
1:11.528
That is not going to help.
1:17.700
Thick Rick finds trouble.
1:25.367
Right into it goes Butter Bean. Averaging 12.6 contacts an event coming in.
1:30.283
Radiator finds trouble.
1:35.217
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:38.606
Wide Load is going to win this.
1:38.639
Damp Kevin takes a knock.
1:42.039
Wide Load takes it.
1:48.133
Heavy contact for Crooked Pete.
1:52.033
You do not see that every day.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Damp Kevin 1.983 Damp Kevin 1.983
Smooth Descent Hard Radiator 5.350 Radiator 3.072
Sweeping Curve Hard Crooked Pete 8.489 Old Gristle 2.755
Smooth Descent Hard Yolk 11.833 Wide Load 3.083
The Drops Hard Yolk 13.650 Thick Rick 1.739
Smooth Descent Hard Yolk 16.128 Wide Load 2.228
Sweeping Curve Hard Yolk 18.700 Wide Load 2.200
Slick Floor Slick Yolk 21.222 Wide Load 2.189
The Plunge Metal Yolk 23.256 Wide Load 1.927
Smooth Descent Hard Yolk 25.706 Wide Load 2.211
The Kicker Hard Yolk 26.794 Wide Load 0.978
Stairwell Hard Wide Load 28.494 Wide Load 1.672
Carpet Flat Carpet Wide Load 30.139 Thick Rick 1.600
Tight Curve Carpet Wide Load 32.294 Thick Rick 2.072
The Hairpin Smooth Wide Load 38.178 Wide Load 5.884
Stairwell Hard Wide Load 41.494 Thick Rick 3.256
Fabric Run Soft fabric Wide Load 43.411 Wide Load 1.917
The Drops Hard Wide Load 45.228 Yolk 1.783
Carpet Flat Carpet Wide Load 47.278 Wide Load 2.050
Fabric Run Soft fabric Wide Load 48.650 Wide Load 1.372
Sweeping Curve Carpet Wide Load 51.172 Yolk 2.467
The Kicker Smooth Wide Load 52.661 Thick Rick 1.428
Carpet Flat Carpet Wide Load 54.956 Wide Load 2.295
Peg Field Hard Wide Load 57.056 Thick Rick 1.827
The Pinball Table Slick Wide Load 59.289 Thick Rick 2.217
Collision Funnel Hard Wide Load 1:00.322 Thick Rick 1.000
Smooth Descent Hard Wide Load 1:02.139 Thick Rick 1.600
Barrier Run Smooth Wide Load 1:03.611 Wide Load 1.472
Sweeping Curve Smooth Wide Load 1:05.483 Wide Load 1.872
Bounce Pads Smooth Wide Load 1:07.550 Old Gristle 1.978
S-Bend Smooth Wide Load 1:11.167 Old Gristle 3.022
Tight Curve Smooth Wide Load 1:15.317 Thick Rick 3.983
The Funnel Smooth Wide Load 1:17.528 Wide Load 2.211
Narrow Pipe Metal Wide Load 1:19.922 Thick Rick 2.145
The Gauntlet Smooth Wide Load 1:21.950 Wide Load 2.028
The Hairpin Smooth Wide Load 1:25.472 Wide Load 3.522
Split Route Smooth Wide Load 1:28.328 Thick Rick 2.750
Sweeping Curve Smooth Wide Load 1:32.606 Thick Rick 4.173
Final Sprint Smooth Wide Load 1:35.367 Thick Rick 2.755
Target Zone Carpet Wide Load 1:39.272 Damp Kevin 2.873
Exit Gate Smooth Wide Load 1:41.606 Damp Kevin 2.261
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 1/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 5 1/1 4
6 BEA The Beans 6 1/1 3
7 NOO The Noodles 7 1/1 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1
209 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 11-8-7-3-11.
208.57
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 2
208 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-8-7-8-6.
201.68
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 3
184 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-6-12-4-3.
166.77
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4
201 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-10-10-6-4.
162.71
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1
198 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-6-5-4-3.
126.68
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
202 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 12-6-9-8-4.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
204 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-9-4-14-3.
148.52
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4
198 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 16-5-6-12-6.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
200 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 9-8-5-7-6.
161.73
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
207 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-8-7-7-11.
201.07
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
197 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-8-16-14-7.
210.34
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
198 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 14-8-7-14-15.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
200 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 10-7-5-4-7.
213.63
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
202 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-11-8-8-5.
121.53
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
199 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 13-7-5-13-12.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
201 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-15-8-5-4.
169.90
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
203 starts, 17 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-8-3-8-3.
37.88
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
196 starts, 16 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 4-2-4-8-8.
27.13
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
210 starts, 14 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 2-4-6-1-3.
14.61
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
193 starts, 17 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 2-4-13-3-7.
31.65
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 1
208 starts, 51 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 3-2-6-3-3.
16.52
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 2
182 starts, 45 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 3-2-2-2-1.
8.07
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
199 starts, 56 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-3-2-2-2.
6.47
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4
213 starts, 66 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-1-2-2-15.
10.74
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 1
190 starts, 77 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-1-4-1-2.
7.80
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 2
206 starts, 92 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 15-1-1-1-3.
19.88
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 3
199 starts, 89 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 1-1-2-3-1.
7.97
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4
207 starts, 100 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 6-1-7-1-2.
12.12
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 1
204 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 3-4-5-7-4.
48.00
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
205 starts, 5 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 5-3-2-5-1.
43.28
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 3
190 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 4-3-5-3-7.
49.21
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 4
203 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 7-4-3-16-5.
111.87

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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