· Season 8 · Round 13
The Basement Relay — Relay
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Wide Load wins at The Basement
Wide Load took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 6:58.440 | — | 6 | +5 | 26 | 13.1 |
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 6:58.440 | — | 6 | +5 | 26 | 13.1 |
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 6:58.440 | — | 6 | +5 | 26 | 13.1 |
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 6:58.440 | — | 6 | +5 | 26 | 13.1 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 7:01.560 | +3.12 | 2 | 0 | 34 | 13.7 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 7:01.560 | +3.12 | 2 | 0 | 34 | 13.7 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 7:01.560 | +3.12 | 2 | 0 | 34 | 13.7 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 7:01.560 | +3.12 | 2 | 0 | 34 | 13.7 |
| 3 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 7:07.717 | +9.28 | 1 | -2 | 28 | 11.7 |
| 3 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 7:07.717 | +9.28 | 1 | -2 | 28 | 11.7 |
| 3 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 7:07.717 | +9.28 | 1 | -2 | 28 | 11.7 |
| 3 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 7:07.717 | +9.28 | 1 | -2 | 28 | 11.7 |
| 4 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 7:39.094 | +40.65 | 4 | 0 | 25 | 13.9 |
| 4 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 7:39.094 | +40.65 | 4 | 0 | 25 | 13.9 |
| 4 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 7:39.094 | +40.65 | 4 | 0 | 25 | 13.9 |
| 4 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 7:39.094 | +40.65 | 4 | 0 | 25 | 13.9 |
| 5 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:14.689 | +76.25 | 8 | +3 | 31 | 10.3 |
| 5 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:14.689 | +76.25 | 8 | +3 | 31 | 10.3 |
| 5 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 8:14.689 | +76.25 | 8 | +3 | 31 | 10.3 |
| 5 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 8:14.689 | +76.25 | 8 | +3 | 31 | 10.3 |
| 6 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 8:15.284 | +76.84 | 7 | +1 | 32 | 11.4 |
| 6 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 8:15.284 | +76.84 | 7 | +1 | 32 | 11.4 |
| 6 | The Kidney | The Beans | 8:15.284 | +76.84 | 7 | +1 | 32 | 11.4 |
| 6 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 8:15.284 | +76.84 | 7 | +1 | 32 | 11.4 |
| 7 | Long John | The Noodles | 8:17.767 | +79.33 | 5 | -2 | 29 | 13.0 |
| 7 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 8:17.767 | +79.33 | 5 | -2 | 29 | 13.0 |
| 7 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 8:17.767 | +79.33 | 5 | -2 | 29 | 13.0 |
| 7 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 8:17.767 | +79.33 | 5 | -2 | 29 | 13.0 |
| 8 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 8:23.967 | +85.53 | 3 | -5 | 35 | 10.3 |
| 8 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 8:23.967 | +85.53 | 3 | -5 | 35 | 10.3 |
| 8 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 8:23.967 | +85.53 | 3 | -5 | 35 | 10.3 |
| 8 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 8:23.967 | +85.53 | 3 | -5 | 35 | 10.3 |
0.017
Absolute carnage.
8.033
Well, that was always going to happen.
12.711
Big air for Yolk.
16.583
And Thick Rick takes flight. Recent finishes: 2-5-3-2-3.
20.767
That is a big one for Thick Rick.
26.922
They will not want to see that again.
30.439
Big air for Thick Rick. Recent finishes: 2-5-3-2-3.
41.111
Yolk is completely off the deck.
44.700
And Thick Rick takes flight.
48.389
Up goes Thick Rick.
51.950
Crooked Pete is completely off the deck.
55.494
That is going to sting in the morning. Recent finishes: 6-7-12-6-7.
58.950
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Recent finishes: 5-8-16-13-8.
1:04.617
That is the sport, right there.
1:11.528
That is not going to help.
1:17.700
Thick Rick finds trouble.
1:25.367
Right into it goes Butter Bean. Averaging 12.6 contacts an event coming in.
1:30.283
Radiator finds trouble.
1:35.217
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:38.606
Wide Load is going to win this.
1:38.639
Damp Kevin takes a knock.
1:42.039
Wide Load takes it.
1:48.133
Heavy contact for Crooked Pete.
1:52.033
You do not see that every day.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Hard | Damp Kevin | 1.983 | Damp Kevin 1.983 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Radiator | 5.350 | Radiator 3.072 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Crooked Pete | 8.489 | Old Gristle 2.755 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Yolk | 11.833 | Wide Load 3.083 |
| The Drops | Hard | Yolk | 13.650 | Thick Rick 1.739 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Yolk | 16.128 | Wide Load 2.228 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Yolk | 18.700 | Wide Load 2.200 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Yolk | 21.222 | Wide Load 2.189 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Yolk | 23.256 | Wide Load 1.927 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Yolk | 25.706 | Wide Load 2.211 |
| The Kicker | Hard | Yolk | 26.794 | Wide Load 0.978 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Wide Load | 28.494 | Wide Load 1.672 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 30.139 | Thick Rick 1.600 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Wide Load | 32.294 | Thick Rick 2.072 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Wide Load | 38.178 | Wide Load 5.884 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Wide Load | 41.494 | Thick Rick 3.256 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 43.411 | Wide Load 1.917 |
| The Drops | Hard | Wide Load | 45.228 | Yolk 1.783 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 47.278 | Wide Load 2.050 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 48.650 | Wide Load 1.372 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Wide Load | 51.172 | Yolk 2.467 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Wide Load | 52.661 | Thick Rick 1.428 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 54.956 | Wide Load 2.295 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Wide Load | 57.056 | Thick Rick 1.827 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Wide Load | 59.289 | Thick Rick 2.217 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Wide Load | 1:00.322 | Thick Rick 1.000 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Wide Load | 1:02.139 | Thick Rick 1.600 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:03.611 | Wide Load 1.472 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:05.483 | Wide Load 1.872 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:07.550 | Old Gristle 1.978 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:11.167 | Old Gristle 3.022 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:15.317 | Thick Rick 3.983 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:17.528 | Wide Load 2.211 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Wide Load | 1:19.922 | Thick Rick 2.145 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:21.950 | Wide Load 2.028 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:25.472 | Wide Load 3.522 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:28.328 | Thick Rick 2.750 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:32.606 | Thick Rick 4.173 |
| Final Sprint | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:35.367 | Thick Rick 2.755 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:39.272 | Damp Kevin 2.873 |
| Exit Gate | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:41.606 | Damp Kevin 2.261 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 8 | 1/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 1
209 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 11-8-7-3-11.
208.57
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 2
208 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-8-7-8-6.
201.68
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 3
184 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-6-12-4-3.
166.77
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 4
201 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-10-10-6-4.
162.71
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
198 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-6-5-4-3.
126.68
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
202 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 12-6-9-8-4.
219.30
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
204 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-9-4-14-3.
148.52
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
198 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 16-5-6-12-6.
219.30
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
200 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 9-8-5-7-6.
161.73
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
207 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-8-7-7-11.
201.07
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
197 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-8-16-14-7.
210.34
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
198 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 14-8-7-14-15.
219.30
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
200 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 10-7-5-4-7.
213.63
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
202 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-11-8-8-5.
121.53
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
199 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 13-7-5-13-12.
219.30
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
201 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-15-8-5-4.
169.90
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
203 starts, 17 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-8-3-8-3.
37.88
7
Stubbs
The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
196 starts, 16 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 4-2-4-8-8.
27.13
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
210 starts, 14 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 2-4-6-1-3.
14.61
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
193 starts, 17 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 2-4-13-3-7.
31.65
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 1
208 starts, 51 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 3-2-6-3-3.
16.52
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 3
199 starts, 56 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-3-2-2-2.
6.47
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 2
206 starts, 92 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 15-1-1-1-3.
19.88
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 4
207 starts, 100 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 6-1-7-1-2.
12.12
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 2
205 starts, 5 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 5-3-2-5-1.
43.28
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 3
190 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 4-3-5-3-7.
49.21
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 4
203 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 7-4-3-16-5.
111.87
Course preview
41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Smooth
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Smooth
7m
↓8°
Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.
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