Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 8 · Round 22

The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win

Old Gristle took The Basement Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Gravy finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 6:36.805 1 0 31 14.3
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 6:36.805 1 0 31 14.3
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 6:36.805 1 0 31 14.3
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 6:36.805 1 0 31 14.3
2 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 6:53.017 +16.21 2 0 30 12.8
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 6:53.017 +16.21 2 0 30 12.8
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 6:53.017 +16.21 2 0 30 12.8
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 6:53.017 +16.21 2 0 30 12.8
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 7:14.239 +37.43 8 +5 27 11.5
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 7:14.239 +37.43 8 +5 27 11.5
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 7:14.239 +37.43 8 +5 27 11.5
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 7:14.239 +37.43 8 +5 27 11.5
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 7:30.434 +53.63 7 +3 23 11.9
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 7:30.434 +53.63 7 +3 23 11.9
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 7:30.434 +53.63 7 +3 23 11.9
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 7:30.434 +53.63 7 +3 23 11.9
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 8:03.732 +86.93 5 0 27 13.0
Butter Bean INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 8:03.732 +86.93 5 0 27 13.0
Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 8:03.732 +86.93 5 0 27 13.0
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 8:03.732 +86.93 5 0 27 13.0
6 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 8:15.127 +98.32 6 0 30 10.4
6 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 8:15.127 +98.32 6 0 30 10.4
6 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 8:15.127 +98.32 6 0 30 10.4
6 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 8:15.127 +98.32 6 0 30 10.4
7 Long John NOO The Noodles 8:17.239 +100.43 3 -4 31 12.2
7 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 8:17.239 +100.43 3 -4 31 12.2
7 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 8:17.239 +100.43 3 -4 31 12.2
7 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 8:17.239 +100.43 3 -4 31 12.2
8 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 8:24.367 +107.56 4 -4 30 11.2
8 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 8:24.367 +107.56 4 -4 30 11.2
8 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 8:24.367 +107.56 4 -4 30 11.2
8 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 8:24.367 +107.56 4 -4 30 11.2
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 13.7 contacts an event coming in.
8.033
Sweaty Gerald is picking them off.
12.778
Extraordinary scenes.
16.861
Radiator gets air. Recent finishes: 7-4-8-6-7.
21.306
Lil Nugget finds trouble. Averaging 11.8 contacts an event coming in.
25.311
Oh dear.
28.744
Chunk finds trouble.
32.311
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 4-4-16-8-4.
40.367
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 6-2-6-2-15.
43.994
Big air for The Coaster.
47.417
Lil Nugget gets air.
51.200
Second Sock is airborne.
54.733
And it all goes wrong.
59.217
The Coaster is airborne.
1:14.472
Heavy contact for Lil Nugget.
1:23.011
No idea what happened there.
1:26.778
Oh dear.
1:38.983
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:39.311
Chunk is going to win this.
1:42.383
Chunk takes it.
1:48.822
Radiator finds trouble.
2:08.033
It is all going wrong for Crooked Pete.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Lil Nugget 1.967 Lil Nugget 1.967
Smooth Descent Hard Lil Nugget 5.178 Sweaty Gerald 3.094
Sweeping Curve Hard Sweaty Gerald 8.200 Chunk 2.261
Smooth Descent Hard Sweaty Gerald 11.883 Chunk 2.778
The Drops Hard Sweaty Gerald 13.872 Chunk 1.628
Smooth Descent Hard Lil Nugget 16.389 Chunk 2.216
Sweeping Curve Hard The Coaster 18.939 The Coaster 1.661
Slick Floor Slick The Coaster 21.200 Chunk 2.122
The Plunge Metal The Coaster 23.989 Sweaty Gerald 2.433
Smooth Descent Hard The Coaster 26.206 Chunk 2.123
The Kicker Hard The Coaster 27.150 Chunk 0.872
Stairwell Hard Chunk 28.728 Chunk 1.489
Carpet Flat Carpet Chunk 30.194 Chunk 1.466
Tight Curve Carpet Chunk 32.111 Chunk 1.917
The Hairpin Smooth Chunk 37.511 The Coaster 4.122
Stairwell Hard Chunk 40.794 Chunk 3.283
Fabric Run Soft fabric Chunk 42.811 The Coaster 1.917
The Drops Hard Chunk 44.583 Chunk 1.772
Carpet Flat Carpet Chunk 46.556 Chunk 1.973
Fabric Run Soft fabric Chunk 47.844 Chunk 1.288
Sweeping Curve Carpet Chunk 50.156 Chunk 2.312
The Kicker Smooth Chunk 51.528 Chunk 1.372
Carpet Flat Carpet Chunk 53.694 Chunk 2.166
Peg Field Hard Chunk 55.433 Lil Nugget 1.689
The Pinball Table Slick Chunk 58.200 Lil Nugget 2.133
Collision Funnel Hard Chunk 1:00.278 Yolk 1.006
Smooth Descent Hard Chunk 1:03.200 Yolk 1.605
Barrier Run Smooth Chunk 1:04.933 Yolk 1.322
Sweeping Curve Smooth Chunk 1:07.322 Yolk 2.100
Bounce Pads Smooth Chunk 1:09.011 The Coaster 1.667
S-Bend Smooth Chunk 1:12.633 Yolk 3.466
Tight Curve Smooth Chunk 1:15.561 Chunk 2.928
The Funnel Smooth Chunk 1:17.694 Chunk 2.133
Narrow Pipe Metal Chunk 1:20.294 Lil Nugget 2.088
The Gauntlet Smooth Chunk 1:22.289 The Coaster 1.978
The Hairpin Smooth Chunk 1:26.194 The Coaster 3.706
Split Route Smooth Chunk 1:29.078 Chunk 2.884
Sweeping Curve Smooth Chunk 1:33.694 Lil Nugget 4.378
Final Sprint Smooth Chunk 1:36.567 The Coaster 2.867
Target Zone Carpet Chunk 1:40.022 Lil Nugget 1.228
Exit Gate Smooth Chunk 1:42.311 Lil Nugget 1.128
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 1 1/1 8
2 PCK The Pucks 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 1/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 BEA The Beans 5 0/1 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 6 1/1 3
7 NOO The Noodles 7 1/1 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1
220 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-7-4-5-11.
175.63
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 2
208 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 11-7-12-8-7.
218.72
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
213 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-7-6-7-5.
99.13
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 4
189 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-9-7-5-14.
154.84
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
208 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-16-5-9-4.
211.39
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 2
207 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 14-5-7-13-5.
214.10
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 3
206 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 12-5-6-9-4.
158.02
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
209 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-5-5-4-6.
73.47
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
203 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 13-6-8-8-11.
170.25
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
211 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-8-8-7-6.
111.58
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
207 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 15-6-14-7-6.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
209 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-5-8-16-13.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
206 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-6-7-12-6.
168.31
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
208 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-10-2-6-13.
117.19
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
209 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 10-8-3-11-6.
151.82
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
207 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 16-8-2-15-7.
219.30
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
216 starts, 14 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 3-6-10-3-2.
17.70
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
198 starts, 17 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 2-3-3-2-2.
13.72
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
204 starts, 16 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 3-3-6-3-2.
17.73
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
212 starts, 17 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 3-2-5-3-2.
20.69
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 1
218 starts, 66 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-15-2-8-3.
11.37
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 2
191 starts, 48 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-2-3-8-2.
9.73
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 3
216 starts, 52 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 6-2-1-4-4.
11.84
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4
205 starts, 57 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-8-2-1-2.
10.58
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 1
214 starts, 95 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 4-1-2-12-1.
10.24
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 2
214 starts, 103 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-4-14-1-16.
19.39
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 3
207 starts, 95 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 7-1-1-1-1.
8.84
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 4
195 starts, 80 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-7-1-3-1.
11.50
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 1
212 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 5-4-3-6-4.
45.00
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 2
194 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-4-4-3-4.
40.15
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
208 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 4-7-4-4-3.
48.14
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
216 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 9-4-1-8-1.
58.38

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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