· Season 8 · Round 22
The Basement Relay — Relay
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win
Old Gristle took The Basement Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Gravy finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 6:36.805 | — | 1 | 0 | 31 | 14.3 |
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 6:36.805 | — | 1 | 0 | 31 | 14.3 |
| 1 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 6:36.805 | — | 1 | 0 | 31 | 14.3 |
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 6:36.805 | — | 1 | 0 | 31 | 14.3 |
| 2 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 6:53.017 | +16.21 | 2 | 0 | 30 | 12.8 |
| 2 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 6:53.017 | +16.21 | 2 | 0 | 30 | 12.8 |
| 2 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 6:53.017 | +16.21 | 2 | 0 | 30 | 12.8 |
| 2 | Slapper | The Pucks | 6:53.017 | +16.21 | 2 | 0 | 30 | 12.8 |
| 3 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 7:14.239 | +37.43 | 8 | +5 | 27 | 11.5 |
| 3 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 7:14.239 | +37.43 | 8 | +5 | 27 | 11.5 |
| 3 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 7:14.239 | +37.43 | 8 | +5 | 27 | 11.5 |
| 3 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 7:14.239 | +37.43 | 8 | +5 | 27 | 11.5 |
| 4 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 7:30.434 | +53.63 | 7 | +3 | 23 | 11.9 |
| 4 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 7:30.434 | +53.63 | 7 | +3 | 23 | 11.9 |
| 4 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 7:30.434 | +53.63 | 7 | +3 | 23 | 11.9 |
| 4 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 7:30.434 | +53.63 | 7 | +3 | 23 | 11.9 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:03.732 | +86.93 | 5 | 0 | 27 | 13.0 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:03.732 | +86.93 | 5 | 0 | 27 | 13.0 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:03.732 | +86.93 | 5 | 0 | 27 | 13.0 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:03.732 | +86.93 | 5 | 0 | 27 | 13.0 |
| 6 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 8:15.127 | +98.32 | 6 | 0 | 30 | 10.4 |
| 6 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 8:15.127 | +98.32 | 6 | 0 | 30 | 10.4 |
| 6 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 8:15.127 | +98.32 | 6 | 0 | 30 | 10.4 |
| 6 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 8:15.127 | +98.32 | 6 | 0 | 30 | 10.4 |
| 7 | Long John | The Noodles | 8:17.239 | +100.43 | 3 | -4 | 31 | 12.2 |
| 7 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 8:17.239 | +100.43 | 3 | -4 | 31 | 12.2 |
| 7 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 8:17.239 | +100.43 | 3 | -4 | 31 | 12.2 |
| 7 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 8:17.239 | +100.43 | 3 | -4 | 31 | 12.2 |
| 8 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:24.367 | +107.56 | 4 | -4 | 30 | 11.2 |
| 8 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 8:24.367 | +107.56 | 4 | -4 | 30 | 11.2 |
| 8 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 8:24.367 | +107.56 | 4 | -4 | 30 | 11.2 |
| 8 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:24.367 | +107.56 | 4 | -4 | 30 | 11.2 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 13.7 contacts an event coming in.
8.033
Sweaty Gerald is picking them off.
12.778
Extraordinary scenes.
16.861
Radiator gets air. Recent finishes: 7-4-8-6-7.
21.306
Lil Nugget finds trouble. Averaging 11.8 contacts an event coming in.
25.311
Oh dear.
28.744
Chunk finds trouble.
32.311
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 4-4-16-8-4.
40.367
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 6-2-6-2-15.
43.994
Big air for The Coaster.
47.417
Lil Nugget gets air.
51.200
Second Sock is airborne.
54.733
And it all goes wrong.
59.217
The Coaster is airborne.
1:14.472
Heavy contact for Lil Nugget.
1:23.011
No idea what happened there.
1:26.778
Oh dear.
1:38.983
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:39.311
Chunk is going to win this.
1:42.383
Chunk takes it.
1:48.822
Radiator finds trouble.
2:08.033
It is all going wrong for Crooked Pete.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Hard | Lil Nugget | 1.967 | Lil Nugget 1.967 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Lil Nugget | 5.178 | Sweaty Gerald 3.094 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Sweaty Gerald | 8.200 | Chunk 2.261 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Sweaty Gerald | 11.883 | Chunk 2.778 |
| The Drops | Hard | Sweaty Gerald | 13.872 | Chunk 1.628 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Lil Nugget | 16.389 | Chunk 2.216 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | The Coaster | 18.939 | The Coaster 1.661 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | The Coaster | 21.200 | Chunk 2.122 |
| The Plunge | Metal | The Coaster | 23.989 | Sweaty Gerald 2.433 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Coaster | 26.206 | Chunk 2.123 |
| The Kicker | Hard | The Coaster | 27.150 | Chunk 0.872 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Chunk | 28.728 | Chunk 1.489 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Chunk | 30.194 | Chunk 1.466 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Chunk | 32.111 | Chunk 1.917 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Chunk | 37.511 | The Coaster 4.122 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Chunk | 40.794 | Chunk 3.283 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Chunk | 42.811 | The Coaster 1.917 |
| The Drops | Hard | Chunk | 44.583 | Chunk 1.772 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Chunk | 46.556 | Chunk 1.973 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Chunk | 47.844 | Chunk 1.288 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Chunk | 50.156 | Chunk 2.312 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Chunk | 51.528 | Chunk 1.372 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Chunk | 53.694 | Chunk 2.166 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Chunk | 55.433 | Lil Nugget 1.689 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Chunk | 58.200 | Lil Nugget 2.133 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Chunk | 1:00.278 | Yolk 1.006 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Chunk | 1:03.200 | Yolk 1.605 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Chunk | 1:04.933 | Yolk 1.322 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Chunk | 1:07.322 | Yolk 2.100 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Chunk | 1:09.011 | The Coaster 1.667 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Chunk | 1:12.633 | Yolk 3.466 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Chunk | 1:15.561 | Chunk 2.928 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Chunk | 1:17.694 | Chunk 2.133 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Chunk | 1:20.294 | Lil Nugget 2.088 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Chunk | 1:22.289 | The Coaster 1.978 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Chunk | 1:26.194 | The Coaster 3.706 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Chunk | 1:29.078 | Chunk 2.884 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Chunk | 1:33.694 | Lil Nugget 4.378 |
| Final Sprint | Smooth | Chunk | 1:36.567 | The Coaster 2.867 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Chunk | 1:40.022 | Lil Nugget 1.228 |
| Exit Gate | Smooth | Chunk | 1:42.311 | Lil Nugget 1.128 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 5 | 0/1 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Wet Socks | 8 | 1/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 1
220 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-7-4-5-11.
175.63
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 2
208 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 11-7-12-8-7.
218.72
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 4
189 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-9-7-5-14.
154.84
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
208 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-16-5-9-4.
211.39
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
207 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 14-5-7-13-5.
214.10
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
206 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 12-5-6-9-4.
158.02
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
209 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-5-5-4-6.
73.47
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
203 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 13-6-8-8-11.
170.25
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
211 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-8-8-7-6.
111.58
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
207 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 15-6-14-7-6.
219.30
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
209 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-5-8-16-13.
219.30
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
206 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-6-7-12-6.
168.31
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
208 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-10-2-6-13.
117.19
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
209 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 10-8-3-11-6.
151.82
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
207 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 16-8-2-15-7.
219.30
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
216 starts, 14 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 3-6-10-3-2.
17.70
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
198 starts, 17 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 2-3-3-2-2.
13.72
7
Stubbs
The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
204 starts, 16 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 3-3-6-3-2.
17.73
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
212 starts, 17 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 3-2-5-3-2.
20.69
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 3
216 starts, 52 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 6-2-1-4-4.
11.84
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 4
205 starts, 57 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-8-2-1-2.
10.58
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 1
214 starts, 95 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 4-1-2-12-1.
10.24
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 2
214 starts, 103 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-4-14-1-16.
19.39
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 2
194 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-4-4-3-4.
40.15
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 4
216 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 9-4-1-8-1.
58.38
Course preview
41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Smooth
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Smooth
7m
↓8°
Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.
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