Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 8 · Round 31

The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win

The Coaster took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 6:54.184 3 +2 21 19.9
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 6:54.184 3 +2 21 19.9
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 6:54.184 3 +2 21 19.9
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 6:54.184 3 +2 21 19.9
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 6:55.683 +1.50 8 +6 28 14.8
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 6:55.683 +1.50 8 +6 28 14.8
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 6:55.683 +1.50 8 +6 28 14.8
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 6:55.683 +1.50 8 +6 28 14.8
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 7:11.584 +17.40 2 -1 22 12.7
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 7:11.584 +17.40 2 -1 22 12.7
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 7:11.584 +17.40 2 -1 22 12.7
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 7:11.584 +17.40 2 -1 22 12.7
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 7:39.849 +45.67 4 0 33 12.1
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 7:39.849 +45.67 4 0 33 12.1
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 7:39.849 +45.67 4 0 33 12.1
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 7:39.849 +45.67 4 0 33 12.1
5 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 7:59.578 +65.39 1 -4 32 11.0
5 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 7:59.578 +65.39 1 -4 32 11.0
5 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 7:59.578 +65.39 1 -4 32 11.0
5 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 7:59.578 +65.39 1 -4 32 11.0
6 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 8:04.917 +70.73 6 0 32 10.8
6 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 8:04.917 +70.73 6 0 32 10.8
6 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 8:04.917 +70.73 6 0 32 10.8
6 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 8:04.917 +70.73 6 0 32 10.8
7 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 8:15.856 +81.67 5 -2 34 11.8
7 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 8:15.856 +81.67 5 -2 34 11.8
7 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 8:15.856 +81.67 5 -2 34 11.8
7 Long John NOO The Noodles 8:15.856 +81.67 5 -2 34 11.8
8 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 8:17.233 +83.05 7 -1 33 12.5
8 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 8:17.233 +83.05 7 -1 33 12.5
8 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 8:17.233 +83.05 7 -1 33 12.5
8 The Kidney BEA The Beans 8:17.233 +83.05 7 -1 33 12.5
0.017
That is a big one for The Unit.
8.033
Puck Yeah is coming through.
11.444
The Lieutenant gets air. Recent finishes: 1-2-3-2-7.
15.333
The Unit is airborne.
22.656
Long John is completely off the deck.
26.167
Stubbs is airborne. Recent finishes: 4-2-1-4-3.
30.883
Absolute carnage.
34.333
And it all goes wrong.
39.989
Big air for Stubbs. Recent finishes: 4-2-1-4-3.
43.828
That is not going to help.
47.350
Up goes Custard. Recent finishes: 4-6-4-4-8.
51.172
Custard gets air. Recent finishes: 4-6-4-4-8.
54.628
Up goes Puck Yeah.
58.806
No idea what happened there.
1:03.617
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:10.561
And The Unit takes flight.
1:16.994
That is a big one for Custard.
1:25.089
Stubbs finds trouble.
1:28.772
Heavy contact for The Lieutenant.
1:34.600
That is a big one for Long John.
1:40.206
Here comes The Lieutenant.
1:43.206
Puck Yeah takes it.
1:51.383
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:56.667
Long John takes a knock.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard The Lieutenant 1.950 The Lieutenant 1.950
Smooth Descent Hard The Lieutenant 5.000 Puck Yeah 2.894
Sweeping Curve Hard The Lieutenant 7.661 The Lieutenant 2.661
Smooth Descent Hard The Lieutenant 10.650 The Lieutenant 2.989
The Drops Hard The Lieutenant 12.367 Stubbs 1.661
Smooth Descent Hard The Lieutenant 14.572 The Lieutenant 2.205
Sweeping Curve Hard The Lieutenant 16.767 The Lieutenant 2.195
Slick Floor Slick The Lieutenant 20.439 Stubbs 2.517
The Plunge Metal Stubbs 23.000 Stubbs 2.294
Smooth Descent Hard Stubbs 25.022 Stubbs 2.022
The Kicker Hard Stubbs 26.078 The Lieutenant 0.884
Stairwell Hard The Lieutenant 27.856 The Lieutenant 1.550
Carpet Flat Carpet The Lieutenant 29.272 The Lieutenant 1.416
Tight Curve Carpet The Lieutenant 31.200 The Lieutenant 1.928
The Hairpin Smooth The Lieutenant 36.978 Puck Yeah 4.373
Stairwell Hard The Lieutenant 40.356 Puck Yeah 3.277
Fabric Run Soft fabric The Lieutenant 42.394 Puck Yeah 1.767
The Drops Hard The Lieutenant 44.189 Puck Yeah 1.656
Carpet Flat Carpet The Lieutenant 46.194 The Lieutenant 2.005
Fabric Run Soft fabric The Lieutenant 47.544 The Lieutenant 1.350
Sweeping Curve Carpet The Lieutenant 50.033 Stubbs 2.389
The Kicker Smooth The Lieutenant 51.428 Puck Yeah 1.378
Carpet Flat Carpet The Lieutenant 53.578 Puck Yeah 2.111
Peg Field Hard The Lieutenant 55.861 Puck Yeah 1.583
The Pinball Table Slick Puck Yeah 57.878 Stubbs 1.989
Collision Funnel Hard Puck Yeah 58.778 Puck Yeah 0.900
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 1:00.200 Puck Yeah 1.422
Barrier Run Smooth Puck Yeah 1:01.883 Stubbs 1.267
Sweeping Curve Smooth Stubbs 1:04.933 Stubbs 2.277
Bounce Pads Smooth Stubbs 1:06.656 The Lieutenant 1.677
S-Bend Smooth Stubbs 1:09.450 Stubbs 2.794
Tight Curve Smooth The Lieutenant 1:14.828 The Lieutenant 3.839
The Funnel Smooth The Lieutenant 1:16.989 The Lieutenant 2.161
Narrow Pipe Metal The Lieutenant 1:19.556 The Lieutenant 2.567
The Gauntlet Smooth The Lieutenant 1:22.456 Stubbs 2.155
The Hairpin Smooth The Lieutenant 1:26.611 The Lieutenant 4.155
Split Route Smooth The Lieutenant 1:29.583 Long John 2.889
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Lieutenant 1:33.561 The Lieutenant 3.978
Final Sprint Smooth The Lieutenant 1:36.383 The Lieutenant 2.822
Target Zone Carpet The Lieutenant 1:40.889 Refried Ron 2.845
Exit Gate Smooth The Lieutenant 1:43.206 Refried Ron 2.188
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 0/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 0/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 5 1/1 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 6 1/1 3
7 NOO The Noodles 7 1/1 2
8 BEA The Beans 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 1
217 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-7-6-5-7.
105.99
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2
195 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 9-7-4-13-6.
209.17
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 3
225 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-6-10-5-6.
145.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4
214 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-8-6-6-6.
167.87
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
215 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 10-8-3-5-5.
134.35
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 2
212 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-12-5-8-3.
159.36
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3
213 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 14-8-10-5-9.
218.29
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
211 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-5-3-5-16.
124.69
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
210 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-8-7-15-6.
183.08
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
210 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-7-16-7-8.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
215 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 11-5-8-7-6.
140.41
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
216 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 16-5-9-8-11.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
214 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 12-6-7-12-4.
188.66
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
209 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-7-4-8-6.
110.76
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
212 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 6-14-8-7-4.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
216 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-6-5-11-7.
196.65
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
209 starts, 17 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 4-3-15-3-1.
25.79
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
206 starts, 19 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 15-3-1-5-3.
39.39
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
219 starts, 15 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-3-1-3-6.
13.93
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
217 starts, 18 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 3-3-14-1-3.
26.33
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 1
210 starts, 58 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 5-1-2-2-6.
10.27
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
223 starts, 54 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 13-1-3-2-2.
18.78
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 3
222 starts, 67 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-6-2-6-2.
14.19
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 4
196 starts, 49 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-2-2-6-2.
7.19
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 1
221 starts, 107 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-2-1-1-3.
6.73
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 2
217 starts, 96 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 2-1-2-4-1.
8.99
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 3
214 starts, 97 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 2-2-2-1-1.
9.71
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 4
199 starts, 81 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-6-1-2-1.
11.97
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 1
219 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-4-8-9-4.
44.85
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 2
201 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-8-7-4-4.
106.10
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
212 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 6-4-4-8-4.
57.70
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 4
219 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 3-4-4-4-16.
66.60

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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