· Season 8 · Round 31
The Basement Relay — Relay
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win
The Coaster took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 6:54.184 | — | 3 | +2 | 21 | 19.9 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 6:54.184 | — | 3 | +2 | 21 | 19.9 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 6:54.184 | — | 3 | +2 | 21 | 19.9 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 6:54.184 | — | 3 | +2 | 21 | 19.9 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 6:55.683 | +1.50 | 8 | +6 | 28 | 14.8 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 6:55.683 | +1.50 | 8 | +6 | 28 | 14.8 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 6:55.683 | +1.50 | 8 | +6 | 28 | 14.8 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 6:55.683 | +1.50 | 8 | +6 | 28 | 14.8 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:11.584 | +17.40 | 2 | -1 | 22 | 12.7 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:11.584 | +17.40 | 2 | -1 | 22 | 12.7 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:11.584 | +17.40 | 2 | -1 | 22 | 12.7 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:11.584 | +17.40 | 2 | -1 | 22 | 12.7 |
| 4 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 7:39.849 | +45.67 | 4 | 0 | 33 | 12.1 |
| 4 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 7:39.849 | +45.67 | 4 | 0 | 33 | 12.1 |
| 4 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 7:39.849 | +45.67 | 4 | 0 | 33 | 12.1 |
| 4 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 7:39.849 | +45.67 | 4 | 0 | 33 | 12.1 |
| 5 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 7:59.578 | +65.39 | 1 | -4 | 32 | 11.0 |
| 5 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 7:59.578 | +65.39 | 1 | -4 | 32 | 11.0 |
| 5 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 7:59.578 | +65.39 | 1 | -4 | 32 | 11.0 |
| 5 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 7:59.578 | +65.39 | 1 | -4 | 32 | 11.0 |
| 6 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 8:04.917 | +70.73 | 6 | 0 | 32 | 10.8 |
| 6 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 8:04.917 | +70.73 | 6 | 0 | 32 | 10.8 |
| 6 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 8:04.917 | +70.73 | 6 | 0 | 32 | 10.8 |
| 6 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 8:04.917 | +70.73 | 6 | 0 | 32 | 10.8 |
| 7 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 8:15.856 | +81.67 | 5 | -2 | 34 | 11.8 |
| 7 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 8:15.856 | +81.67 | 5 | -2 | 34 | 11.8 |
| 7 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 8:15.856 | +81.67 | 5 | -2 | 34 | 11.8 |
| 7 | Long John | The Noodles | 8:15.856 | +81.67 | 5 | -2 | 34 | 11.8 |
| 8 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 8:17.233 | +83.05 | 7 | -1 | 33 | 12.5 |
| 8 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 8:17.233 | +83.05 | 7 | -1 | 33 | 12.5 |
| 8 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 8:17.233 | +83.05 | 7 | -1 | 33 | 12.5 |
| 8 | The Kidney | The Beans | 8:17.233 | +83.05 | 7 | -1 | 33 | 12.5 |
0.017
That is a big one for The Unit.
8.033
Puck Yeah is coming through.
11.444
The Lieutenant gets air. Recent finishes: 1-2-3-2-7.
15.333
The Unit is airborne.
22.656
Long John is completely off the deck.
26.167
Stubbs is airborne. Recent finishes: 4-2-1-4-3.
30.883
Absolute carnage.
34.333
And it all goes wrong.
39.989
Big air for Stubbs. Recent finishes: 4-2-1-4-3.
43.828
That is not going to help.
47.350
Up goes Custard. Recent finishes: 4-6-4-4-8.
51.172
Custard gets air. Recent finishes: 4-6-4-4-8.
54.628
Up goes Puck Yeah.
58.806
No idea what happened there.
1:03.617
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:10.561
And The Unit takes flight.
1:16.994
That is a big one for Custard.
1:25.089
Stubbs finds trouble.
1:28.772
Heavy contact for The Lieutenant.
1:34.600
That is a big one for Long John.
1:40.206
Here comes The Lieutenant.
1:43.206
Puck Yeah takes it.
1:51.383
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:56.667
Long John takes a knock.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1.950 | The Lieutenant 1.950 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Lieutenant | 5.000 | Puck Yeah 2.894 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | The Lieutenant | 7.661 | The Lieutenant 2.661 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Lieutenant | 10.650 | The Lieutenant 2.989 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Lieutenant | 12.367 | Stubbs 1.661 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Lieutenant | 14.572 | The Lieutenant 2.205 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | The Lieutenant | 16.767 | The Lieutenant 2.195 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | The Lieutenant | 20.439 | Stubbs 2.517 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Stubbs | 23.000 | Stubbs 2.294 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Stubbs | 25.022 | Stubbs 2.022 |
| The Kicker | Hard | Stubbs | 26.078 | The Lieutenant 0.884 |
| Stairwell | Hard | The Lieutenant | 27.856 | The Lieutenant 1.550 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 29.272 | The Lieutenant 1.416 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 31.200 | The Lieutenant 1.928 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 36.978 | Puck Yeah 4.373 |
| Stairwell | Hard | The Lieutenant | 40.356 | Puck Yeah 3.277 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | The Lieutenant | 42.394 | Puck Yeah 1.767 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Lieutenant | 44.189 | Puck Yeah 1.656 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 46.194 | The Lieutenant 2.005 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | The Lieutenant | 47.544 | The Lieutenant 1.350 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 50.033 | Stubbs 2.389 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 51.428 | Puck Yeah 1.378 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 53.578 | Puck Yeah 2.111 |
| Peg Field | Hard | The Lieutenant | 55.861 | Puck Yeah 1.583 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Puck Yeah | 57.878 | Stubbs 1.989 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Puck Yeah | 58.778 | Puck Yeah 0.900 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:00.200 | Puck Yeah 1.422 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:01.883 | Stubbs 1.267 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Stubbs | 1:04.933 | Stubbs 2.277 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Stubbs | 1:06.656 | The Lieutenant 1.677 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Stubbs | 1:09.450 | Stubbs 2.794 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:14.828 | The Lieutenant 3.839 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:16.989 | The Lieutenant 2.161 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Lieutenant | 1:19.556 | The Lieutenant 2.567 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:22.456 | Stubbs 2.155 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:26.611 | The Lieutenant 4.155 |
| Split Route | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:29.583 | Long John 2.889 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:33.561 | The Lieutenant 3.978 |
| Final Sprint | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:36.383 | The Lieutenant 2.822 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 1:40.889 | Refried Ron 2.845 |
| Exit Gate | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:43.206 | Refried Ron 2.188 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 0/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 0/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 8 | 1/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 1
217 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-7-6-5-7.
105.99
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 2
195 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 9-7-4-13-6.
209.17
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 3
225 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-6-10-5-6.
145.30
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 4
214 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-8-6-6-6.
167.87
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
215 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 10-8-3-5-5.
134.35
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
212 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-12-5-8-3.
159.36
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
213 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 14-8-10-5-9.
218.29
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
211 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-5-3-5-16.
124.69
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
210 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-8-7-15-6.
183.08
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
210 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-7-16-7-8.
219.30
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
215 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 11-5-8-7-6.
140.41
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
216 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 16-5-9-8-11.
219.30
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
214 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 12-6-7-12-4.
188.66
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
209 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-7-4-8-6.
110.76
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
212 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 6-14-8-7-4.
219.30
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
216 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-6-5-11-7.
196.65
7
Stubbs
The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
209 starts, 17 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 4-3-15-3-1.
25.79
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
206 starts, 19 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 15-3-1-5-3.
39.39
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
219 starts, 15 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-3-1-3-6.
13.93
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
217 starts, 18 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 3-3-14-1-3.
26.33
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 1
210 starts, 58 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 5-1-2-2-6.
10.27
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 2
223 starts, 54 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 13-1-3-2-2.
18.78
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 1
219 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-4-8-9-4.
44.85
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 2
201 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-8-7-4-4.
106.10
Course preview
41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Smooth
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Smooth
7m
↓8°
Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.
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