· Season 8 · Round 4
The Basement Relay — Relay
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win
Slapper took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. The Coaster finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 6:32.012 | — | 8 | +7 | 27 | 13.9 |
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 6:32.012 | — | 8 | +7 | 27 | 13.9 |
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 6:32.012 | — | 8 | +7 | 27 | 13.9 |
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 6:32.012 | — | 8 | +7 | 27 | 13.9 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 6:32.578 | +0.57 | 3 | +1 | 31 | 12.1 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 6:32.578 | +0.57 | 3 | +1 | 31 | 12.1 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 6:32.578 | +0.57 | 3 | +1 | 31 | 12.1 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 6:32.578 | +0.57 | 3 | +1 | 31 | 12.1 |
| 3 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 7:41.522 | +69.51 | 4 | +1 | 30 | 13.2 |
| 3 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 7:41.522 | +69.51 | 4 | +1 | 30 | 13.2 |
| 3 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 7:41.522 | +69.51 | 4 | +1 | 30 | 13.2 |
| 3 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 7:41.522 | +69.51 | 4 | +1 | 30 | 13.2 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:56.662 | +84.65 | 2 | -2 | 27 | 11.9 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:56.662 | +84.65 | 2 | -2 | 27 | 11.9 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:56.662 | +84.65 | 2 | -2 | 27 | 11.9 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:56.662 | +84.65 | 2 | -2 | 27 | 11.9 |
| 5 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 8:11.594 | +99.58 | 1 | -4 | 29 | 10.9 |
| 5 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 8:11.594 | +99.58 | 1 | -4 | 29 | 10.9 |
| 5 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 8:11.594 | +99.58 | 1 | -4 | 29 | 10.9 |
| 5 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 8:11.594 | +99.58 | 1 | -4 | 29 | 10.9 |
| 6 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:11.617 | +99.61 | 7 | +1 | 28 | 12.5 |
| 6 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 8:11.617 | +99.61 | 7 | +1 | 28 | 12.5 |
| 6 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:11.617 | +99.61 | 7 | +1 | 28 | 12.5 |
| 6 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 8:11.617 | +99.61 | 7 | +1 | 28 | 12.5 |
| 7 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 8:12.005 | +99.99 | 6 | -1 | 32 | 11.2 |
| 7 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 8:12.005 | +99.99 | 6 | -1 | 32 | 11.2 |
| 7 | Long John | The Noodles | 8:12.005 | +99.99 | 6 | -1 | 32 | 11.2 |
| 7 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 8:12.005 | +99.99 | 6 | -1 | 32 | 11.2 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:29.067 | +117.06 | 5 | -3 | 32 | 10.6 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:29.067 | +117.06 | 5 | -3 | 32 | 10.6 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:29.067 | +117.06 | 5 | -3 | 32 | 10.6 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:29.067 | +117.06 | 5 | -3 | 32 | 10.6 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
6.356
No idea what happened there. Averaging 9.0 contacts an event coming in.
10.989
The Coaster is airborne.
14.733
Lil Nugget is airborne.
18.211
Big air for Crawlspace.
22.772
Yolk is completely off the deck.
26.494
That is not going to help. Recent finishes: 1-1-3-1-16.
30.061
Lil Nugget is completely off the deck.
33.789
Damp Kevin gets air.
37.967
The Coaster is airborne. Recent finishes: 1-1-3-1-16.
41.706
Big air for The Coaster.
46.467
Extraordinary scenes.
49.917
And Lil Nugget takes flight.
53.878
The Coaster finds trouble. Averaging 9.0 contacts an event coming in.
57.522
That is the sport, right there. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-15-1.
1:03.017
It is chaos out there.
1:09.961
They will not want to see that again.
1:18.394
That is a big one for Damp Kevin.
1:23.528
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:31.422
That is a big one for Long John.
1:38.839
Yolk gets hit hard.
1:38.906
Here comes The Coaster.
1:42.239
The Coaster wins it.
1:49.189
Extraordinary scenes.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Hard | The Coaster | 1.944 | The Coaster 1.944 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Coaster | 4.978 | Chunk 2.777 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | The Coaster | 7.594 | The Coaster 2.616 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Coaster | 10.622 | The Coaster 3.028 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Coaster | 12.389 | Chunk 1.716 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Coaster | 14.800 | Chunk 2.289 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | The Coaster | 16.972 | The Coaster 2.172 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | The Coaster | 19.044 | The Coaster 2.072 |
| The Plunge | Metal | The Coaster | 21.889 | Yolk 2.022 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Coaster | 24.167 | Chunk 2.033 |
| The Kicker | Hard | The Coaster | 25.094 | The Coaster 0.927 |
| Stairwell | Hard | The Coaster | 26.633 | The Coaster 1.539 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Coaster | 28.033 | The Coaster 1.400 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | The Coaster | 29.989 | The Coaster 1.956 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Coaster | 35.456 | The Coaster 5.467 |
| Stairwell | Hard | The Coaster | 38.856 | Chunk 3.267 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | The Coaster | 40.917 | Chunk 1.950 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Coaster | 42.617 | The Coaster 1.700 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Coaster | 44.583 | The Coaster 1.966 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | The Coaster | 45.867 | The Coaster 1.284 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | The Coaster | 48.222 | Chunk 2.084 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | The Coaster | 49.600 | Chunk 1.372 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Coaster | 51.722 | The Coaster 2.122 |
| Peg Field | Hard | The Coaster | 53.478 | Chunk 1.705 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | The Coaster | 55.933 | Chunk 2.439 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | The Coaster | 56.956 | Chunk 1.011 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Coaster | 58.511 | Chunk 1.528 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:04.617 | Crawlspace 1.695 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:07.639 | Lil Nugget 2.155 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:09.500 | The Coaster 1.861 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:12.850 | The Coaster 3.350 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:16.333 | Chunk 3.183 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:18.483 | The Coaster 2.150 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Coaster | 1:20.872 | The Coaster 2.389 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:22.850 | The Coaster 1.978 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:26.522 | The Coaster 3.672 |
| Split Route | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:29.083 | The Coaster 2.561 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:33.244 | The Coaster 4.161 |
| Final Sprint | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:36.044 | The Coaster 2.800 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | The Coaster | 1:39.578 | Lil Nugget 1.233 |
| Exit Gate | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:41.906 | Lil Nugget 1.128 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Soft Boys | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 4 | 0/1 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 1
205 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-6-6-4-7.
219.30
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 2
199 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 10-6-4-7-12.
141.46
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 3
203 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-6-4-9-9.
113.38
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 4
183 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-12-4-3-7.
189.31
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
195 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 4-3-15-8-14.
121.30
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
193 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-4-9-3-13.
137.81
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
199 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-4-3-5-10.
148.25
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
203 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 9-4-14-3-8.
174.44
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
194 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 14-7-10-6-6.
201.18
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
205 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-7-11-6-8.
219.30
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
197 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-6-6-14-6.
102.32
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
194 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 15-7-6-6-6.
162.18
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
199 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-5-4-5-16.
143.95
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
195 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 4-8-5-6-15.
195.54
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
195 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 12-8-13-5-16.
219.30
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
201 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 11-8-8-5-5.
137.14
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
207 starts, 14 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 1-3-5-8-3.
17.13
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
201 starts, 17 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 3-8-3-1-12.
24.60
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
191 starts, 17 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 13-3-7-8-16.
51.10
7
Stubbs
The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
191 starts, 16 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 7-3-8-6-3.
24.45
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 2
203 starts, 51 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 2-1-14-1-3.
14.45
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 3
195 starts, 55 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-1-1-5-1.
9.83
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 1
202 starts, 89 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 3-1-16-2-2.
13.58
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 2
188 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 5-3-7-2-4.
49.79
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 3
200 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 16-5-5-7-13.
163.05
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 4
200 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 5-5-4-7-4.
49.41
Course preview
41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Smooth
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Smooth
7m
↓8°
Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.
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