Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 8 · Round 40

The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win

Slapper took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. The Coaster finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 6:53.750 6 +5 26 12.7
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 6:53.750 6 +5 26 12.7
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 6:53.750 6 +5 26 12.7
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 6:53.750 6 +5 26 12.7
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 7:13.067 +19.32 1 -1 32 10.9
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 7:13.067 +19.32 1 -1 32 10.9
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 7:13.067 +19.32 1 -1 32 10.9
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 7:13.067 +19.32 1 -1 32 10.9
3 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 7:19.328 +25.58 4 +1 25 14.1
3 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 7:19.328 +25.58 4 +1 25 14.1
3 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 7:19.328 +25.58 4 +1 25 14.1
3 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 7:19.328 +25.58 4 +1 25 14.1
4 The Kidney BEA The Beans 7:57.856 +64.11 3 -1 34 15.8
4 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 7:57.856 +64.11 3 -1 34 15.8
4 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 7:57.856 +64.11 3 -1 34 15.8
4 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 7:57.856 +64.11 3 -1 34 15.8
5 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 8:15.577 +81.83 8 +3 31 11.5
5 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 8:15.577 +81.83 8 +3 31 11.5
5 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 8:15.577 +81.83 8 +3 31 11.5
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 8:15.577 +81.83 8 +3 31 11.5
6 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 8:18.227 +84.48 2 -4 24 10.6
6 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 8:18.227 +84.48 2 -4 24 10.6
6 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 8:18.227 +84.48 2 -4 24 10.6
6 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 8:18.227 +84.48 2 -4 24 10.6
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 8:20.639 +86.89 5 -2 4 21.8
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 8:20.639 +86.89 5 -2 4 21.8
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 8:20.639 +86.89 5 -2 4 21.8
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 8:20.639 +86.89 5 -2 4 21.8
Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:29.878 +96.13 7 -1 26 12.2
Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:29.878 +96.13 7 -1 26 12.2
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:29.878 +96.13 7 -1 26 12.2
Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:29.878 +96.13 7 -1 26 12.2
0.017
Absolute carnage.
6.856
That is going to sting in the morning. Averaging 12.5 contacts an event coming in.
11.528
Up goes Wide Load. Recent finishes: 1-8-1-1-3.
15.239
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
20.100
Absolute carnage.
25.011
Honey Mustard is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 3-2-3-2-3.
28.983
Butter Bean is airborne. Recent finishes: 6-5-8-8-12.
32.383
Right into it goes Pilot Light.
38.094
Right into it goes Tube Sock. Averaging 11.9 contacts an event coming in.
42.467
Wide Load gets air.
47.906
That is not going to help.
53.094
Wide Load is airborne.
56.783
You do not see that every day.
1:03.372
Butter Bean is completely off the deck.
1:07.633
Up goes Old Gristle.
1:16.111
Heavy contact for Floppy Joe.
1:20.628
Butter Bean takes a knock.
1:25.556
Heavy contact for Wide Load.
1:32.322
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:41.117
Here comes Yolk.
1:43.867
The lead changes hands. Yolk.
1:47.267
Wide Load wins it.
1:51.639
Tube Sock takes a knock.
1:55.256
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
2:01.517
They will not want to see that again.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Pilot Light 1.950 Pilot Light 1.950
Smooth Descent Hard Wide Load 5.156 Wide Load 2.895
Sweeping Curve Hard Wide Load 7.494 Wide Load 2.338
Smooth Descent Hard Wide Load 10.728 Honey Mustard 3.167
The Drops Hard Wide Load 12.511 Old Gristle 1.722
Smooth Descent Hard Wide Load 14.789 Wide Load 2.278
Sweeping Curve Hard Wide Load 16.939 Wide Load 2.150
Slick Floor Slick Wide Load 19.206 Wide Load 2.267
The Plunge Metal Honey Mustard 21.772 Honey Mustard 1.944
Smooth Descent Hard Honey Mustard 23.939 Honey Mustard 2.167
The Kicker Hard Honey Mustard 24.911 Honey Mustard 0.972
Stairwell Hard Honey Mustard 26.700 Wide Load 1.650
Carpet Flat Carpet Wide Load 28.706 Wide Load 1.639
Tight Curve Carpet Wide Load 31.072 Wide Load 2.366
The Hairpin Smooth Wide Load 36.739 Old Gristle 5.617
Stairwell Hard Wide Load 39.933 Wide Load 3.194
Fabric Run Soft fabric Wide Load 41.750 Wide Load 1.817
The Drops Hard Wide Load 43.361 Wide Load 1.611
Carpet Flat Carpet Wide Load 45.289 Wide Load 1.928
Fabric Run Soft fabric Wide Load 46.656 Wide Load 1.367
Sweeping Curve Carpet Wide Load 49.011 Wide Load 2.355
The Kicker Smooth Wide Load 50.472 Wide Load 1.461
Carpet Flat Carpet Wide Load 52.744 Wide Load 2.272
Peg Field Hard Wide Load 54.872 Old Gristle 1.728
The Pinball Table Slick Wide Load 57.939 Old Gristle 2.222
Collision Funnel Hard Wide Load 59.633 Yolk 1.267
Smooth Descent Hard Wide Load 1:01.794 Yolk 1.916
Barrier Run Smooth Wide Load 1:03.300 Yolk 1.484
Sweeping Curve Smooth Wide Load 1:05.494 Wide Load 2.194
Bounce Pads Smooth Wide Load 1:07.122 Wide Load 1.628
S-Bend Smooth Wide Load 1:13.272 Yolk 3.689
Tight Curve Smooth Wide Load 1:18.283 Old Gristle 3.400
The Funnel Smooth Wide Load 1:20.506 Wide Load 2.223
Narrow Pipe Metal Wide Load 1:22.911 Wide Load 2.405
The Gauntlet Smooth Wide Load 1:24.917 Wide Load 2.006
The Hairpin Smooth Wide Load 1:28.472 Wide Load 3.555
Split Route Smooth Wide Load 1:31.167 Wide Load 2.695
Sweeping Curve Smooth Wide Load 1:35.394 Wide Load 4.227
Final Sprint Smooth Wide Load 1:38.200 Wide Load 2.806
Target Zone Carpet Wide Load 1:42.278 Yolk 1.272
Exit Gate Smooth Yolk 1:44.117 Yolk 1.195
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 0/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 3 1/1 6
4 BEA The Beans 4 1/1 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 5 1/1 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 6 1/1 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 7 0/1 2
8 NOO The Noodles 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 1
199 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-7-8-3-9.
157.04
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
229 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 9-7-7-3-7.
125.27
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
222 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-3-14-7-3.
127.62
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4
222 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 13-7-8-5-7.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
220 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-11-6-13-4.
147.67
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 2
216 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-5-6-4-8.
103.41
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3
220 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-5-6-13-6.
201.59
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
216 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-7-6-15-4.
176.33
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
220 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-8-12-5-16.
182.71
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
222 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 11-8-7-8-8.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
214 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.5. Last five: 8-16-8-5-5.
194.18
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
216 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 12-8-12-8-7.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
215 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 6-5-8-6-14.
163.90
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
214 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-4-5-11-8.
127.98
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
220 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 14-6-15-6-5.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
223 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 10-6-10-5-5.
182.34
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
211 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-2-3-1-3.
18.32
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
214 starts, 18 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 3-3-4-2-1.
18.02
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
223 starts, 19 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 2-3-5-2-14.
22.01
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
224 starts, 16 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-5-3-2-1.
16.16
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 1
227 starts, 54 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 2-2-3-7-13.
12.73
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 2
199 starts, 49 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-3-7-1-2.
7.78
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 3
228 starts, 68 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 4-2-6-3-1.
11.06
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4
218 starts, 59 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 16-2-1-2-3.
16.63
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 1
204 starts, 84 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-3-1-1-2.
8.52
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 2
219 starts, 100 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-1-9-2-1.
9.83
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 3
227 starts, 111 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-1-1-1-10.
7.84
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 4
222 starts, 98 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 6-1-8-1-2.
14.52
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 1
225 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-9-4-16-6.
84.17
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 2
206 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-7-4-4-6.
76.41
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 3
223 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 5-4-4-6-4.
46.27
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 4
218 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 15-4-2-4-4.
105.58

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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