· Season 8 · Round 40
The Basement Relay — Relay
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win
Slapper took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. The Coaster finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 6:53.750 | — | 6 | +5 | 26 | 12.7 |
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 6:53.750 | — | 6 | +5 | 26 | 12.7 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 6:53.750 | — | 6 | +5 | 26 | 12.7 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 6:53.750 | — | 6 | +5 | 26 | 12.7 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 7:13.067 | +19.32 | 1 | -1 | 32 | 10.9 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 7:13.067 | +19.32 | 1 | -1 | 32 | 10.9 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 7:13.067 | +19.32 | 1 | -1 | 32 | 10.9 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 7:13.067 | +19.32 | 1 | -1 | 32 | 10.9 |
| 3 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 7:19.328 | +25.58 | 4 | +1 | 25 | 14.1 |
| 3 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 7:19.328 | +25.58 | 4 | +1 | 25 | 14.1 |
| 3 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 7:19.328 | +25.58 | 4 | +1 | 25 | 14.1 |
| 3 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 7:19.328 | +25.58 | 4 | +1 | 25 | 14.1 |
| 4 | The Kidney | The Beans | 7:57.856 | +64.11 | 3 | -1 | 34 | 15.8 |
| 4 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 7:57.856 | +64.11 | 3 | -1 | 34 | 15.8 |
| 4 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 7:57.856 | +64.11 | 3 | -1 | 34 | 15.8 |
| 4 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 7:57.856 | +64.11 | 3 | -1 | 34 | 15.8 |
| 5 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 8:15.577 | +81.83 | 8 | +3 | 31 | 11.5 |
| 5 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 8:15.577 | +81.83 | 8 | +3 | 31 | 11.5 |
| 5 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 8:15.577 | +81.83 | 8 | +3 | 31 | 11.5 |
| 5 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 8:15.577 | +81.83 | 8 | +3 | 31 | 11.5 |
| 6 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:18.227 | +84.48 | 2 | -4 | 24 | 10.6 |
| 6 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:18.227 | +84.48 | 2 | -4 | 24 | 10.6 |
| 6 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 8:18.227 | +84.48 | 2 | -4 | 24 | 10.6 |
| 6 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 8:18.227 | +84.48 | 2 | -4 | 24 | 10.6 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:20.639 | +86.89 | 5 | -2 | 4 | 21.8 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:20.639 | +86.89 | 5 | -2 | 4 | 21.8 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:20.639 | +86.89 | 5 | -2 | 4 | 21.8 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:20.639 | +86.89 | 5 | -2 | 4 | 21.8 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:29.878 | +96.13 | 7 | -1 | 26 | 12.2 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:29.878 | +96.13 | 7 | -1 | 26 | 12.2 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:29.878 | +96.13 | 7 | -1 | 26 | 12.2 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:29.878 | +96.13 | 7 | -1 | 26 | 12.2 |
0.017
Absolute carnage.
6.856
That is going to sting in the morning. Averaging 12.5 contacts an event coming in.
11.528
Up goes Wide Load. Recent finishes: 1-8-1-1-3.
15.239
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
20.100
Absolute carnage.
25.011
Honey Mustard is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 3-2-3-2-3.
28.983
Butter Bean is airborne. Recent finishes: 6-5-8-8-12.
32.383
Right into it goes Pilot Light.
38.094
Right into it goes Tube Sock. Averaging 11.9 contacts an event coming in.
42.467
Wide Load gets air.
47.906
That is not going to help.
53.094
Wide Load is airborne.
56.783
You do not see that every day.
1:03.372
Butter Bean is completely off the deck.
1:07.633
Up goes Old Gristle.
1:16.111
Heavy contact for Floppy Joe.
1:20.628
Butter Bean takes a knock.
1:25.556
Heavy contact for Wide Load.
1:32.322
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:41.117
Here comes Yolk.
1:43.867
The lead changes hands. Yolk.
1:47.267
Wide Load wins it.
1:51.639
Tube Sock takes a knock.
1:55.256
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
2:01.517
They will not want to see that again.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Hard | Pilot Light | 1.950 | Pilot Light 1.950 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Wide Load | 5.156 | Wide Load 2.895 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Wide Load | 7.494 | Wide Load 2.338 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Wide Load | 10.728 | Honey Mustard 3.167 |
| The Drops | Hard | Wide Load | 12.511 | Old Gristle 1.722 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Wide Load | 14.789 | Wide Load 2.278 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Wide Load | 16.939 | Wide Load 2.150 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Wide Load | 19.206 | Wide Load 2.267 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Honey Mustard | 21.772 | Honey Mustard 1.944 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Honey Mustard | 23.939 | Honey Mustard 2.167 |
| The Kicker | Hard | Honey Mustard | 24.911 | Honey Mustard 0.972 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Honey Mustard | 26.700 | Wide Load 1.650 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 28.706 | Wide Load 1.639 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Wide Load | 31.072 | Wide Load 2.366 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Wide Load | 36.739 | Old Gristle 5.617 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Wide Load | 39.933 | Wide Load 3.194 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 41.750 | Wide Load 1.817 |
| The Drops | Hard | Wide Load | 43.361 | Wide Load 1.611 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 45.289 | Wide Load 1.928 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 46.656 | Wide Load 1.367 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Wide Load | 49.011 | Wide Load 2.355 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Wide Load | 50.472 | Wide Load 1.461 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 52.744 | Wide Load 2.272 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Wide Load | 54.872 | Old Gristle 1.728 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Wide Load | 57.939 | Old Gristle 2.222 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Wide Load | 59.633 | Yolk 1.267 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Wide Load | 1:01.794 | Yolk 1.916 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:03.300 | Yolk 1.484 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:05.494 | Wide Load 2.194 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:07.122 | Wide Load 1.628 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:13.272 | Yolk 3.689 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:18.283 | Old Gristle 3.400 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:20.506 | Wide Load 2.223 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Wide Load | 1:22.911 | Wide Load 2.405 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:24.917 | Wide Load 2.006 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:28.472 | Wide Load 3.555 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:31.167 | Wide Load 2.695 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:35.394 | Wide Load 4.227 |
| Final Sprint | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:38.200 | Wide Load 2.806 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:42.278 | Yolk 1.272 |
| Exit Gate | Smooth | Yolk | 1:44.117 | Yolk 1.195 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 0/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Soft Boys | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Beans | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Nuggets | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Noodles | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 1
199 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-7-8-3-9.
157.04
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 2
229 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 9-7-7-3-7.
125.27
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 3
222 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-3-14-7-3.
127.62
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 4
222 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 13-7-8-5-7.
219.30
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
220 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-11-6-13-4.
147.67
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
216 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-5-6-4-8.
103.41
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
220 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-5-6-13-6.
201.59
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
216 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-7-6-15-4.
176.33
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
220 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-8-12-5-16.
182.71
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
222 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 11-8-7-8-8.
219.30
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
214 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.5. Last five: 8-16-8-5-5.
194.18
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
216 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 12-8-12-8-7.
219.30
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
215 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 6-5-8-6-14.
163.90
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
214 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-4-5-11-8.
127.98
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
220 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 14-6-15-6-5.
219.30
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
223 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 10-6-10-5-5.
182.34
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
211 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-2-3-1-3.
18.32
7
Stubbs
The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
214 starts, 18 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 3-3-4-2-1.
18.02
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
223 starts, 19 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 2-3-5-2-14.
22.01
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
224 starts, 16 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-5-3-2-1.
16.16
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 1
227 starts, 54 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 2-2-3-7-13.
12.73
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 4
218 starts, 59 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 16-2-1-2-3.
16.63
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 3
227 starts, 111 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-1-1-1-10.
7.84
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 4
222 starts, 98 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 6-1-8-1-2.
14.52
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 2
206 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-7-4-4-6.
76.41
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 3
223 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 5-4-4-6-4.
46.27
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 4
218 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 15-4-2-4-4.
105.58
Course preview
41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Smooth
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Smooth
7m
↓8°
Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.
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