· Season 9 · Round 13
The Basement Relay — Relay
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win
Slapper took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 6:37.162 | — | 8 | +7 | 26 | 12.6 |
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 6:37.162 | — | 8 | +7 | 26 | 12.6 |
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 6:37.162 | — | 8 | +7 | 26 | 12.6 |
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 6:37.162 | — | 8 | +7 | 26 | 12.6 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 7:02.084 | +24.92 | 4 | +2 | 33 | 12.5 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 7:02.084 | +24.92 | 4 | +2 | 33 | 12.5 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 7:02.084 | +24.92 | 4 | +2 | 33 | 12.5 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 7:02.084 | +24.92 | 4 | +2 | 33 | 12.5 |
| 3 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 7:33.822 | +56.66 | 2 | -1 | 33 | 10.9 |
| 3 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 7:33.822 | +56.66 | 2 | -1 | 33 | 10.9 |
| 3 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 7:33.822 | +56.66 | 2 | -1 | 33 | 10.9 |
| 3 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 7:33.822 | +56.66 | 2 | -1 | 33 | 10.9 |
| 4 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 7:51.455 | +74.29 | 1 | -3 | 31 | 13.4 |
| 4 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 7:51.455 | +74.29 | 1 | -3 | 31 | 13.4 |
| 4 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 7:51.455 | +74.29 | 1 | -3 | 31 | 13.4 |
| 4 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 7:51.455 | +74.29 | 1 | -3 | 31 | 13.4 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:59.333 | +82.17 | 3 | -2 | 25 | 11.9 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:59.333 | +82.17 | 3 | -2 | 25 | 11.9 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:59.333 | +82.17 | 3 | -2 | 25 | 11.9 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:59.333 | +82.17 | 3 | -2 | 25 | 11.9 |
| 6 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 8:17.006 | +99.84 | 6 | 0 | 28 | 10.8 |
| 6 | Long John | The Noodles | 8:17.006 | +99.84 | 6 | 0 | 28 | 10.8 |
| 6 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 8:17.006 | +99.84 | 6 | 0 | 28 | 10.8 |
| 6 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 8:17.006 | +99.84 | 6 | 0 | 28 | 10.8 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:20.217 | +103.06 | 7 | 0 | 35 | 13.7 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:20.217 | +103.06 | 7 | 0 | 35 | 13.7 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:20.217 | +103.06 | 7 | 0 | 35 | 13.7 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:20.217 | +103.06 | 7 | 0 | 35 | 13.7 |
| 8 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:21.610 | +104.45 | 5 | -3 | 27 | 11.3 |
| 8 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 8:21.610 | +104.45 | 5 | -3 | 27 | 11.3 |
| 8 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 8:21.610 | +104.45 | 5 | -3 | 27 | 11.3 |
| 8 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:21.610 | +104.45 | 5 | -3 | 27 | 11.3 |
0.017
That is a big one for The Unit.
6.356
No idea what happened there. Averaging 11.9 contacts an event coming in.
11.228
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 7-2-1-4-5.
14.744
And The Coaster takes flight. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-9-1.
18.300
The Coaster takes the lead.
24.389
The Coaster is airborne.
28.167
No idea what happened there.
31.583
And Long John takes flight. Recent finishes: 8-4-7-13-7.
35.433
And Refried Ron takes flight.
39.528
Well, that was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 7-2-1-4-5.
43.289
Up goes The Lieutenant.
47.467
And Honey Mustard takes flight.
50.889
And The Lieutenant takes flight.
55.089
Up goes The Lieutenant.
1:00.050
Right into it goes Honey Mustard.
1:04.306
The Coaster is completely off the deck.
1:15.772
Oh dear.
1:22.483
Yolk finds trouble.
1:28.211
Right into it goes Long John.
1:32.183
Extraordinary scenes.
1:35.178
The Coaster is going to win this.
1:37.061
That is a big one for The Unit.
1:40.461
The Coaster takes it.
1:50.422
Damp Kevin finds trouble.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Hard | The Coaster | 1.944 | The Coaster 1.944 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Coaster | 4.978 | The Lieutenant 2.839 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | The Coaster | 7.628 | The Unit 2.566 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Coaster | 10.528 | Honey Mustard 2.472 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Coaster | 12.194 | Honey Mustard 1.478 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Coaster | 14.317 | Honey Mustard 1.994 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Honey Mustard | 16.222 | Honey Mustard 1.761 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | The Coaster | 18.406 | The Coaster 2.034 |
| The Plunge | Metal | The Coaster | 21.000 | Refried Ron 2.106 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Coaster | 23.289 | Yolk 2.178 |
| The Kicker | Hard | The Coaster | 24.283 | The Lieutenant 0.967 |
| Stairwell | Hard | The Coaster | 25.928 | The Lieutenant 1.622 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Coaster | 27.422 | The Lieutenant 1.489 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | The Coaster | 29.500 | The Lieutenant 1.983 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Coaster | 35.044 | The Unit 4.345 |
| Stairwell | Hard | The Coaster | 38.300 | Honey Mustard 3.222 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | The Coaster | 40.067 | The Coaster 1.767 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Coaster | 41.733 | The Coaster 1.666 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Coaster | 43.739 | The Coaster 2.006 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | The Coaster | 45.061 | The Coaster 1.322 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | The Coaster | 47.322 | The Coaster 2.261 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | The Coaster | 48.728 | The Coaster 1.406 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Coaster | 50.889 | The Coaster 2.161 |
| Peg Field | Hard | The Coaster | 52.772 | Honey Mustard 1.700 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | The Coaster | 55.589 | Yolk 2.372 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | The Coaster | 56.967 | The Lieutenant 1.072 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Coaster | 59.100 | The Lieutenant 2.095 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:00.694 | The Coaster 1.594 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:02.917 | Refried Ron 2.072 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:05.050 | The Lieutenant 1.750 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:08.711 | Refried Ron 3.628 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:12.294 | The Lieutenant 3.328 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:14.372 | The Coaster 2.078 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Coaster | 1:16.700 | Yolk 2.255 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:18.828 | The Coaster 2.128 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:22.589 | The Coaster 3.761 |
| Split Route | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:25.528 | Honey Mustard 2.467 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:29.672 | The Lieutenant 4.128 |
| Final Sprint | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:32.400 | The Coaster 2.728 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | The Coaster | 1:35.856 | Long John 2.145 |
| Exit Gate | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:38.178 | Long John 1.878 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Soft Boys | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | Basement Heat | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Nuggets | 5 | 0/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Wet Socks | 8 | 1/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 1
235 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-13-7-10-6.
170.84
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 2
232 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-6-12-7-7.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 3
242 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 12-7-6-7-6.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 4
208 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 13-7-13-8-7.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
230 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-7-6-6-4.
182.90
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
230 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 10-8-9-11-8.
219.30
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
230 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-8-11-5-6.
129.25
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
227 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-6-7-4-10.
123.64
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
227 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.6. Last five: 14-5-14-15-7.
219.30
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
230 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-5-5-8-9.
180.92
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
225 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-5-16-14-8.
207.03
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
235 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-8-13-8-8.
197.48
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
228 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-10-5-5-5.
109.68
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
229 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 15-6-4-8-12.
219.30
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
229 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 16-6-15-5-11.
219.30
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
231 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-10-5-5-7.
102.49
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
221 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 2-3-7-16-3.
23.76
7
Stubbs
The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
226 starts, 18 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 4-3-6-4-3.
19.11
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
233 starts, 20 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 3-1-5-3-3.
18.16
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
237 starts, 16 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-3-3-2-3.
15.69
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 1
228 starts, 61 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 9-2-3-3-1.
11.60
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 3
240 starts, 56 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 11-2-3-2-2.
19.94
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 1
234 starts, 106 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-9-1-1-5.
12.49
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 2
236 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 5-4-7-4-5.
56.65
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 3
217 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 6-4-8-6-4.
102.27
Course preview
41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Smooth
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Smooth
7m
↓8°
Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.
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