· Season 9 · Round 22
The Basement Relay — Relay
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Slapper wins at The Basement
Slapper took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 6:50.467 | — | 5 | +4 | 25 | 14.4 |
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 6:50.467 | — | 5 | +4 | 25 | 14.4 |
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 6:50.467 | — | 5 | +4 | 25 | 14.4 |
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 6:50.467 | — | 5 | +4 | 25 | 14.4 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 6:52.212 | +1.75 | 7 | +5 | 31 | 13.7 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 6:52.212 | +1.75 | 7 | +5 | 31 | 13.7 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 6:52.212 | +1.75 | 7 | +5 | 31 | 13.7 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 6:52.212 | +1.75 | 7 | +5 | 31 | 13.7 |
| 3 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 7:13.373 | +22.91 | 3 | 0 | 31 | 10.3 |
| 3 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 7:13.373 | +22.91 | 3 | 0 | 31 | 10.3 |
| 3 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 7:13.373 | +22.91 | 3 | 0 | 31 | 10.3 |
| 3 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 7:13.373 | +22.91 | 3 | 0 | 31 | 10.3 |
| 4 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 7:38.939 | +48.47 | 4 | 0 | 22 | 13.5 |
| 4 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 7:38.939 | +48.47 | 4 | 0 | 22 | 13.5 |
| 4 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 7:38.939 | +48.47 | 4 | 0 | 22 | 13.5 |
| 4 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 7:38.939 | +48.47 | 4 | 0 | 22 | 13.5 |
| 5 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:02.928 | +72.46 | 8 | +3 | 31 | 11.1 |
| 5 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:02.928 | +72.46 | 8 | +3 | 31 | 11.1 |
| 5 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 8:02.928 | +72.46 | 8 | +3 | 31 | 11.1 |
| 5 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 8:02.928 | +72.46 | 8 | +3 | 31 | 11.1 |
| 6 | Long John | The Noodles | 8:12.489 | +82.02 | 2 | -4 | 31 | 11.3 |
| 6 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 8:12.489 | +82.02 | 2 | -4 | 31 | 11.3 |
| 6 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 8:12.489 | +82.02 | 2 | -4 | 31 | 11.3 |
| 6 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 8:12.489 | +82.02 | 2 | -4 | 31 | 11.3 |
| 7 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 8:17.411 | +86.94 | 6 | -1 | 33 | 15.8 |
| 7 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 8:17.411 | +86.94 | 6 | -1 | 33 | 15.8 |
| 7 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 8:17.411 | +86.94 | 6 | -1 | 33 | 15.8 |
| 7 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 8:17.411 | +86.94 | 6 | -1 | 33 | 15.8 |
| 8 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 8:19.328 | +88.86 | 1 | -7 | 34 | 10.5 |
| 8 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 8:19.328 | +88.86 | 1 | -7 | 34 | 10.5 |
| 8 | The Kidney | The Beans | 8:19.328 | +88.86 | 1 | -7 | 34 | 10.5 |
| 8 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 8:19.328 | +88.86 | 1 | -7 | 34 | 10.5 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 15.8 contacts an event coming in.
5.333
Wide Load has the lead. Career record: 98 wins from 226, average finish 3.6.
10.967
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 1-8-8-1-13.
14.733
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
18.822
Honey Mustard finds trouble.
22.472
The Lieutenant gets hit hard.
26.478
And Tender Greg takes flight.
30.144
They will not want to see that again.
34.506
That is a big one for Tube Sock. Averaging 14.1 contacts an event coming in.
40.033
Big move from The Lieutenant.
44.544
And The Lieutenant takes flight.
48.133
That is a big one for Radiator.
51.839
Well, that was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 3-7-7-5-2.
56.733
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:00.583
That is not going to help.
1:09.867
Right into it goes Tender Greg.
1:14.161
Heavy contact for The Lieutenant.
1:25.056
Big Randy gets hit hard.
1:35.139
Heavy contact for Tender Greg.
1:42.122
Wide Load has it.
1:43.200
Honey Mustard finds trouble.
1:46.600
Wide Load takes it.
1:53.128
The Kidney gets hit hard.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Hard | Tube Sock | 1.983 | Tube Sock 1.983 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Wide Load | 5.106 | Wide Load 2.845 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Wide Load | 7.450 | Wide Load 2.344 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Wide Load | 10.539 | Wide Load 3.089 |
| The Drops | Hard | Wide Load | 12.261 | Wide Load 1.722 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Wide Load | 15.533 | Tender Greg 2.311 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Wide Load | 17.811 | Wide Load 2.278 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Wide Load | 20.439 | Tender Greg 2.389 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Wide Load | 22.339 | Wide Load 1.900 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Wide Load | 24.400 | Wide Load 2.061 |
| The Kicker | Hard | Wide Load | 25.278 | Wide Load 0.878 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Wide Load | 26.817 | Wide Load 1.539 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 28.222 | Wide Load 1.405 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Tender Greg | 32.928 | The Lieutenant 2.095 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Tender Greg | 39.333 | The Lieutenant 5.805 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Tender Greg | 42.761 | Honey Mustard 3.189 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Tender Greg | 44.717 | Wide Load 1.844 |
| The Drops | Hard | Tender Greg | 46.378 | Tender Greg 1.661 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 48.594 | Honey Mustard 2.067 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 50.056 | Honey Mustard 1.356 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Wide Load | 52.761 | Honey Mustard 2.061 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Wide Load | 54.272 | The Lieutenant 1.483 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 56.583 | Wide Load 2.311 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Wide Load | 58.456 | The Lieutenant 1.756 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Wide Load | 1:00.772 | Wide Load 2.316 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Wide Load | 1:01.772 | Wide Load 1.000 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Wide Load | 1:03.272 | Wide Load 1.500 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:04.456 | Wide Load 1.184 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:06.278 | Wide Load 1.822 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:08.011 | Wide Load 1.733 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:10.794 | Wide Load 2.783 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:18.989 | The Lieutenant 3.545 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:21.256 | The Lieutenant 2.233 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Wide Load | 1:23.822 | Tender Greg 2.356 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:25.861 | Wide Load 2.039 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:29.606 | Wide Load 3.745 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:32.411 | Big Randy 2.717 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:36.678 | The Lieutenant 3.917 |
| Final Sprint | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:39.417 | Wide Load 2.739 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:42.783 | Honey Mustard 1.217 |
| Exit Gate | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:45.122 | Honey Mustard 1.139 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 8 | 1/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 1
236 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-13-8-4-7.
219.04
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 2
213 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-15-8-10-4.
219.30
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 3
239 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 16-6-8-4-7.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 4
250 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-6-2-8-8.
215.34
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
236 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-8-7-5-8.
152.38
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
232 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 14-8-12-5-8.
193.58
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
233 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-5-8-10-8.
189.66
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
237 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-5-9-5-7.
154.41
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
239 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 10-7-7-6-5.
157.43
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
232 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.6. Last five: 7-16-7-12-6.
219.30
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
236 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-3-11-7-14.
173.12
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
231 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 11-7-5-7-6.
219.30
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
232 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 4-6-7-15-6.
183.04
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
237 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 12-4-6-14-6.
219.30
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
236 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 15-4-8-6-7.
189.15
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
233 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 4-6-13-7-16.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
227 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 7-5-2-3-5.
20.31
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
241 starts, 20 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 3-5-8-4-3.
34.00
7
Stubbs
The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
230 starts, 18 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 5-5-3-2-4.
18.92
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
240 starts, 16 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 5-3-2-3-3.
12.59
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 1
235 starts, 62 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-7-2-1-4.
14.68
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 3
245 starts, 57 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 2-2-1-9-5.
13.87
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 2
244 starts, 121 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 5-1-1-1-2.
10.76
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 4
237 starts, 108 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-2-1-1-9.
8.70
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 1
223 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 9-3-7-3-4.
80.87
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 3
241 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 3-10-4-2-3.
50.46
Course preview
41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Smooth
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Smooth
7m
↓8°
Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.
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