· Season 9 · Round 31
The Basement Relay — Relay
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win
Puck Yeah took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 6:45.194 | — | 5 | +4 | 28 | 14.5 |
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 6:45.194 | — | 5 | +4 | 28 | 14.5 |
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 6:45.194 | — | 5 | +4 | 28 | 14.5 |
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 6:45.194 | — | 5 | +4 | 28 | 14.5 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 7:02.572 | +17.38 | 7 | +5 | 30 | 14.0 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 7:02.572 | +17.38 | 7 | +5 | 30 | 14.0 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 7:02.572 | +17.38 | 7 | +5 | 30 | 14.0 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 7:02.572 | +17.38 | 7 | +5 | 30 | 14.0 |
| 3 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 7:24.160 | +38.97 | 1 | -2 | 28 | 12.0 |
| 3 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 7:24.160 | +38.97 | 1 | -2 | 28 | 12.0 |
| 3 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 7:24.160 | +38.97 | 1 | -2 | 28 | 12.0 |
| 3 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 7:24.160 | +38.97 | 1 | -2 | 28 | 12.0 |
| 4 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 7:41.945 | +56.75 | 2 | -2 | 28 | 12.5 |
| 4 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 7:41.945 | +56.75 | 2 | -2 | 28 | 12.5 |
| 4 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 7:41.945 | +56.75 | 2 | -2 | 28 | 12.5 |
| 4 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 7:41.945 | +56.75 | 2 | -2 | 28 | 12.5 |
| 5 | The Kidney | The Beans | 8:17.711 | +92.52 | 3 | -2 | 27 | 13.3 |
| 5 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 8:17.711 | +92.52 | 3 | -2 | 27 | 13.3 |
| 5 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 8:17.711 | +92.52 | 3 | -2 | 27 | 13.3 |
| 5 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 8:17.711 | +92.52 | 3 | -2 | 27 | 13.3 |
| 6 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 8:19.406 | +94.21 | 6 | 0 | 37 | 12.3 |
| 6 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 8:19.406 | +94.21 | 6 | 0 | 37 | 12.3 |
| 6 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 8:19.406 | +94.21 | 6 | 0 | 37 | 12.3 |
| 6 | Long John | The Noodles | 8:19.406 | +94.21 | 6 | 0 | 37 | 12.3 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:26.279 | +101.09 | 4 | -3 | 28 | 11.2 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:26.279 | +101.09 | 4 | -3 | 28 | 11.2 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:26.279 | +101.09 | 4 | -3 | 28 | 11.2 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:26.279 | +101.09 | 4 | -3 | 28 | 11.2 |
| — | The Heel INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:30.528 | +105.33 | 8 | 0 | 31 | 11.9 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:30.528 | +105.33 | 8 | 0 | 31 | 11.9 |
| — | Second Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:30.528 | +105.33 | 8 | 0 | 31 | 11.9 |
| — | Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:30.528 | +105.33 | 8 | 0 | 31 | 11.9 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
4.700
The lead changes hands. Wide Load.
11.622
That is going to sting in the morning.
15.389
And Pilot Light takes flight.
19.228
And Wide Load takes flight.
24.033
Gravy slips to the rear.
27.794
Right into it goes Wide Load. Averaging 13.1 contacts an event coming in.
31.417
Pilot Light is airborne.
35.217
Big air for Gravy.
40.033
Crooked Pete drops to the back.
43.817
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 7-2-6-1-2.
47.478
No idea what happened there. Recent finishes: 7-2-6-1-2.
50.906
And The Kidney takes flight. Recent finishes: 8-16-5-14-8.
54.311
That is not going to help.
59.511
Gravy gets air. Recent finishes: 7-2-6-1-2.
1:04.850
No idea what happened there.
1:11.067
That is the sport, right there.
1:17.172
Second Sock has stopped dead.
1:22.028
Lil Nugget finds trouble.
1:27.111
Look at that.
1:33.567
Wide Load has it.
1:36.567
Wide Load wins it.
1:45.133
That is a big one for Custard.
1:48.978
That is a big one for Second Sock.
1:58.022
They will not want to see that again.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Hard | Second Sock | 1.983 | Second Sock 1.983 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Wide Load | 5.144 | Wide Load 2.883 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Wide Load | 7.667 | Wide Load 2.523 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Wide Load | 10.839 | Wide Load 3.172 |
| The Drops | Hard | Wide Load | 12.517 | Gravy 1.650 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Wide Load | 14.739 | Wide Load 2.222 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Wide Load | 16.872 | Wide Load 2.133 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Wide Load | 18.961 | Wide Load 2.089 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Wide Load | 20.817 | Wide Load 1.856 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Wide Load | 23.050 | Gravy 2.134 |
| The Kicker | Hard | Wide Load | 24.000 | Gravy 0.900 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Wide Load | 25.644 | Gravy 1.505 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 27.117 | Gravy 1.278 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Wide Load | 29.239 | Gravy 1.872 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Wide Load | 34.844 | Custard 5.572 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Wide Load | 38.161 | Gravy 3.261 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 40.050 | Wide Load 1.889 |
| The Drops | Hard | Wide Load | 41.789 | Gravy 1.706 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 43.806 | Gravy 2.016 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 45.139 | Wide Load 1.333 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Wide Load | 47.594 | Gravy 2.161 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Wide Load | 48.983 | Wide Load 1.389 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 51.139 | Wide Load 2.156 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Wide Load | 52.894 | Wide Load 1.755 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Wide Load | 55.339 | Wide Load 2.445 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Wide Load | 56.461 | Wide Load 1.122 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Wide Load | 58.311 | Wide Load 1.850 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Wide Load | 59.767 | Wide Load 1.456 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:01.961 | Gravy 1.877 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:03.622 | Wide Load 1.661 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:07.206 | Wide Load 3.584 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:10.644 | Wide Load 3.438 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:12.800 | Wide Load 2.156 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Wide Load | 1:15.228 | Gravy 2.067 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:17.222 | Gravy 1.950 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:20.833 | Wide Load 3.611 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:23.272 | Wide Load 2.439 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:27.400 | Wide Load 4.128 |
| Final Sprint | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:30.217 | Wide Load 2.817 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:34.200 | The Kidney 1.317 |
| Exit Gate | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:36.567 | Custard 1.278 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Wet Socks | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 1
257 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 10-6-4-7-7.
203.02
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 2
240 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-9-7-4-6.
135.55
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 3
246 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 9-6-15-6-7.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 4
216 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-7-4-6-15.
142.85
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
237 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 12-5-6-3-8.
163.05
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
238 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 13-5-10-6-3.
213.23
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
241 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-6-6-3-8.
95.00
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
243 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-5-12-5-6.
154.33
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
245 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 14-8-14-8-16.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
238 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-8-7-8-13.
219.30
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
239 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-8-6-7-3.
144.65
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
237 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.7. Last five: 15-8-13-8-6.
219.30
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
239 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 7-11-8-4-15.
219.30
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
238 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 11-7-6-16-4.
219.30
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
241 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-4-10-5-5.
148.19
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
241 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-7-4-5-12.
171.79
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
245 starts, 16 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-3-3-7.
13.37
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
230 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-3-7-7-5.
18.61
7
Stubbs
The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
236 starts, 18 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 2-3-6-3-3.
18.46
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
248 starts, 20 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 3-7-5-3-2.
32.52
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 3
241 starts, 64 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-4-2-1-1.
9.23
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 4
251 starts, 58 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 6-2-3-2-12.
16.52
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 3
243 starts, 111 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 5-1-1-2-1.
9.45
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 1
246 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-4-7-5-2.
49.26
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 2
230 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 7-4-2-4-5.
93.11
Course preview
41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Smooth
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Smooth
7m
↓8°
Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.
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