Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 9 · Round 31

The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win

Puck Yeah took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 6:45.194 5 +4 28 14.5
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 6:45.194 5 +4 28 14.5
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 6:45.194 5 +4 28 14.5
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 6:45.194 5 +4 28 14.5
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 7:02.572 +17.38 7 +5 30 14.0
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 7:02.572 +17.38 7 +5 30 14.0
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 7:02.572 +17.38 7 +5 30 14.0
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 7:02.572 +17.38 7 +5 30 14.0
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 7:24.160 +38.97 1 -2 28 12.0
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 7:24.160 +38.97 1 -2 28 12.0
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 7:24.160 +38.97 1 -2 28 12.0
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 7:24.160 +38.97 1 -2 28 12.0
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 7:41.945 +56.75 2 -2 28 12.5
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 7:41.945 +56.75 2 -2 28 12.5
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 7:41.945 +56.75 2 -2 28 12.5
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 7:41.945 +56.75 2 -2 28 12.5
5 The Kidney BEA The Beans 8:17.711 +92.52 3 -2 27 13.3
5 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 8:17.711 +92.52 3 -2 27 13.3
5 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 8:17.711 +92.52 3 -2 27 13.3
5 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 8:17.711 +92.52 3 -2 27 13.3
6 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 8:19.406 +94.21 6 0 37 12.3
6 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 8:19.406 +94.21 6 0 37 12.3
6 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 8:19.406 +94.21 6 0 37 12.3
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 8:19.406 +94.21 6 0 37 12.3
The Unit INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 8:26.279 +101.09 4 -3 28 11.2
Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 8:26.279 +101.09 4 -3 28 11.2
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 8:26.279 +101.09 4 -3 28 11.2
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 8:26.279 +101.09 4 -3 28 11.2
The Heel INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:30.528 +105.33 8 0 31 11.9
Tube Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:30.528 +105.33 8 0 31 11.9
Second Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:30.528 +105.33 8 0 31 11.9
Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:30.528 +105.33 8 0 31 11.9
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
4.700
The lead changes hands. Wide Load.
11.622
That is going to sting in the morning.
15.389
And Pilot Light takes flight.
19.228
And Wide Load takes flight.
24.033
Gravy slips to the rear.
27.794
Right into it goes Wide Load. Averaging 13.1 contacts an event coming in.
31.417
Pilot Light is airborne.
35.217
Big air for Gravy.
40.033
Crooked Pete drops to the back.
43.817
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 7-2-6-1-2.
47.478
No idea what happened there. Recent finishes: 7-2-6-1-2.
50.906
And The Kidney takes flight. Recent finishes: 8-16-5-14-8.
54.311
That is not going to help.
59.511
Gravy gets air. Recent finishes: 7-2-6-1-2.
1:04.850
No idea what happened there.
1:11.067
That is the sport, right there.
1:17.172
Second Sock has stopped dead.
1:22.028
Lil Nugget finds trouble.
1:27.111
Look at that.
1:33.567
Wide Load has it.
1:36.567
Wide Load wins it.
1:45.133
That is a big one for Custard.
1:48.978
That is a big one for Second Sock.
1:58.022
They will not want to see that again.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Second Sock 1.983 Second Sock 1.983
Smooth Descent Hard Wide Load 5.144 Wide Load 2.883
Sweeping Curve Hard Wide Load 7.667 Wide Load 2.523
Smooth Descent Hard Wide Load 10.839 Wide Load 3.172
The Drops Hard Wide Load 12.517 Gravy 1.650
Smooth Descent Hard Wide Load 14.739 Wide Load 2.222
Sweeping Curve Hard Wide Load 16.872 Wide Load 2.133
Slick Floor Slick Wide Load 18.961 Wide Load 2.089
The Plunge Metal Wide Load 20.817 Wide Load 1.856
Smooth Descent Hard Wide Load 23.050 Gravy 2.134
The Kicker Hard Wide Load 24.000 Gravy 0.900
Stairwell Hard Wide Load 25.644 Gravy 1.505
Carpet Flat Carpet Wide Load 27.117 Gravy 1.278
Tight Curve Carpet Wide Load 29.239 Gravy 1.872
The Hairpin Smooth Wide Load 34.844 Custard 5.572
Stairwell Hard Wide Load 38.161 Gravy 3.261
Fabric Run Soft fabric Wide Load 40.050 Wide Load 1.889
The Drops Hard Wide Load 41.789 Gravy 1.706
Carpet Flat Carpet Wide Load 43.806 Gravy 2.016
Fabric Run Soft fabric Wide Load 45.139 Wide Load 1.333
Sweeping Curve Carpet Wide Load 47.594 Gravy 2.161
The Kicker Smooth Wide Load 48.983 Wide Load 1.389
Carpet Flat Carpet Wide Load 51.139 Wide Load 2.156
Peg Field Hard Wide Load 52.894 Wide Load 1.755
The Pinball Table Slick Wide Load 55.339 Wide Load 2.445
Collision Funnel Hard Wide Load 56.461 Wide Load 1.122
Smooth Descent Hard Wide Load 58.311 Wide Load 1.850
Barrier Run Smooth Wide Load 59.767 Wide Load 1.456
Sweeping Curve Smooth Wide Load 1:01.961 Gravy 1.877
Bounce Pads Smooth Wide Load 1:03.622 Wide Load 1.661
S-Bend Smooth Wide Load 1:07.206 Wide Load 3.584
Tight Curve Smooth Wide Load 1:10.644 Wide Load 3.438
The Funnel Smooth Wide Load 1:12.800 Wide Load 2.156
Narrow Pipe Metal Wide Load 1:15.228 Gravy 2.067
The Gauntlet Smooth Wide Load 1:17.222 Gravy 1.950
The Hairpin Smooth Wide Load 1:20.833 Wide Load 3.611
Split Route Smooth Wide Load 1:23.272 Wide Load 2.439
Sweeping Curve Smooth Wide Load 1:27.400 Wide Load 4.128
Final Sprint Smooth Wide Load 1:30.217 Wide Load 2.817
Target Zone Carpet Wide Load 1:34.200 The Kidney 1.317
Exit Gate Smooth Wide Load 1:36.567 Custard 1.278
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 1/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 BEA The Beans 5 1/1 4
6 NOO The Noodles 6 1/1 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 7 0/1 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1
257 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 10-6-4-7-7.
203.02
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 2
240 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-9-7-4-6.
135.55
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
246 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 9-6-15-6-7.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 4
216 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-7-4-6-15.
142.85
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
237 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 12-5-6-3-8.
163.05
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 2
238 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 13-5-10-6-3.
213.23
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3
241 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-6-6-3-8.
95.00
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
243 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-5-12-5-6.
154.33
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
245 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 14-8-14-8-16.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
238 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-8-7-8-13.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
239 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-8-6-7-3.
144.65
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
237 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.7. Last five: 15-8-13-8-6.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
239 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 7-11-8-4-15.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
238 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 11-7-6-16-4.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
241 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-4-10-5-5.
148.19
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
241 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-7-4-5-12.
171.79
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
245 starts, 16 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-3-3-7.
13.37
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
230 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-3-7-7-5.
18.61
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
236 starts, 18 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 2-3-6-3-3.
18.46
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
248 starts, 20 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 3-7-5-3-2.
32.52
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1
218 starts, 53 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 16-2-2-1-2.
16.42
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 2
249 starts, 73 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-1-2-2-1.
7.42
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
241 starts, 64 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-4-2-1-1.
9.23
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 4
251 starts, 58 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 6-2-3-2-12.
16.52
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 1
227 starts, 99 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 1-1-8-8-1.
14.27
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 2
251 starts, 125 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-1-3-1-1.
8.43
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3
243 starts, 111 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 5-1-1-2-1.
9.45
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 4
238 starts, 110 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-1-8-1-2.
8.52
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 1
246 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-4-7-5-2.
49.26
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 2
230 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 7-4-2-4-5.
93.11
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 3
246 starts, 5 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-5-11-2-3.
62.13
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 4
237 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 4-8-5-2-4.
58.98

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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