Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 9 · Round 4

The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win

Puck Yeah took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. The Coaster finished second. 20 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 6:42.444 2 +1 30 15.0
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 6:42.444 2 +1 30 15.0
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 6:42.444 2 +1 30 15.0
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 6:42.444 2 +1 30 15.0
Gravy INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 6:44.661 +2.22 6 +4 28 14.0
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 6:44.661 +2.22 6 +4 28 14.0
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 6:44.661 +2.22 6 +4 28 14.0
The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 6:44.661 +2.22 6 +4 28 14.0
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 7:30.889 +48.45 1 -2 8 22.8
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 7:30.889 +48.45 1 -2 8 22.8
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 7:30.889 +48.45 1 -2 8 22.8
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 7:30.889 +48.45 1 -2 8 22.8
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 7:36.160 +53.72 3 -1 18 10.5
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 7:36.160 +53.72 3 -1 18 10.5
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 7:36.160 +53.72 3 -1 18 10.5
Yolk INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 7:36.160 +53.72 3 -1 18 10.5
5 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 7:57.067 +74.62 5 0 32 10.5
5 The Kidney BEA The Beans 7:57.067 +74.62 5 0 32 10.5
5 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 7:57.067 +74.62 5 0 32 10.5
5 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 7:57.067 +74.62 5 0 32 10.5
Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 8:15.389 +92.95 7 +1 36 12.3
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 8:15.389 +92.95 7 +1 36 12.3
The Unit INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 8:15.389 +92.95 7 +1 36 12.3
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 8:15.389 +92.95 7 +1 36 12.3
Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:15.439 +93.00 8 +1 31 11.1
Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:15.439 +93.00 8 +1 31 11.1
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:15.439 +93.00 8 +1 31 11.1
Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:15.439 +93.00 8 +1 31 11.1
8 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 8:17.161 +94.72 4 -4 25 11.2
8 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 8:17.161 +94.72 4 -4 25 11.2
8 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 8:17.161 +94.72 4 -4 25 11.2
8 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 8:17.161 +94.72 4 -4 25 11.2
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 15.0 contacts an event coming in.
5.467
The lead changes hands. Butter Bean.
12.189
Butter Bean is airborne.
15.856
Honey Mustard is airborne.
21.050
Butter Bean takes a knock. Averaging 15.0 contacts an event coming in.
25.294
Honey Mustard finds trouble.
28.700
Butter Bean is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 5-8-9-8-13.
32.194
No idea what happened there. Recent finishes: 7-4-5-7-4.
35.600
Extraordinary scenes. Averaging 15.5 contacts an event coming in.
39.300
Wide Load is completely off the deck.
42.972
No idea what happened there.
46.378
Oh dear.
50.122
Custard is completely off the deck.
53.800
And Wide Load takes flight.
1:03.717
Butter Bean is completely off the deck.
1:08.961
Extraordinary scenes.
1:13.067
The lead changes hands. Chunk.
1:22.156
That is not going to help.
1:29.594
Heavy contact for Radiator.
1:35.572
It is chaos out there.
1:38.422
Chunk has it.
1:41.422
Wide Load takes it.
1:51.222
That is a big one for Crooked Pete.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Crooked Pete 1.983 Crooked Pete 1.983
Smooth Descent Hard Butter Bean 5.289 Butter Bean 3.017
Sweeping Curve Hard Butter Bean 7.872 Wide Load 2.527
Smooth Descent Hard Butter Bean 10.928 Wide Load 2.995
The Drops Hard Butter Bean 12.689 Wide Load 1.655
Smooth Descent Hard Butter Bean 15.483 Chunk 2.317
Sweeping Curve Hard Butter Bean 18.044 Wide Load 2.072
Slick Floor Slick Butter Bean 21.150 Chunk 2.233
The Plunge Metal Chunk 23.950 Honey Mustard 1.961
Smooth Descent Hard Wide Load 26.222 Wide Load 2.044
The Kicker Hard Wide Load 27.106 Wide Load 0.884
Stairwell Hard Wide Load 28.650 Wide Load 1.544
Carpet Flat Carpet Wide Load 30.050 Wide Load 1.400
Tight Curve Carpet Wide Load 32.067 Chunk 1.905
The Hairpin Smooth Wide Load 36.917 Wide Load 4.850
Stairwell Hard Wide Load 40.172 Wide Load 3.255
Fabric Run Soft fabric Wide Load 42.089 Wide Load 1.917
The Drops Hard Wide Load 43.844 Wide Load 1.755
Carpet Flat Carpet Wide Load 45.933 Chunk 2.028
Fabric Run Soft fabric Wide Load 47.311 Chunk 1.338
Sweeping Curve Carpet Wide Load 49.689 Wide Load 2.378
The Kicker Smooth Wide Load 51.156 Chunk 1.394
Carpet Flat Carpet Wide Load 53.383 Chunk 2.189
Peg Field Hard Wide Load 55.344 Chunk 1.911
The Pinball Table Slick Chunk 58.478 Chunk 2.295
Collision Funnel Hard Wide Load 59.750 Wide Load 1.206
Smooth Descent Hard Wide Load 1:01.467 Wide Load 1.717
Barrier Run Smooth Wide Load 1:02.772 Wide Load 1.305
Sweeping Curve Smooth Wide Load 1:04.761 Chunk 1.922
Bounce Pads Smooth Wide Load 1:06.622 Chunk 1.822
S-Bend Smooth Wide Load 1:10.811 Radiator 3.817
Tight Curve Smooth Chunk 1:14.683 Chunk 3.116
The Funnel Smooth Chunk 1:16.917 Wide Load 2.228
Narrow Pipe Metal Chunk 1:19.517 Custard 2.206
The Gauntlet Smooth Chunk 1:21.583 Wide Load 1.994
The Hairpin Smooth Chunk 1:25.406 Wide Load 3.645
Split Route Smooth Chunk 1:28.633 Custard 2.611
Sweeping Curve Smooth Chunk 1:32.311 Custard 2.961
Final Sprint Smooth Chunk 1:35.156 Custard 2.723
Target Zone Carpet Chunk 1:39.067 Custard 1.250
Exit Gate Smooth Chunk 1:41.422 Custard 1.177
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 0/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 0/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 0/1 5
5 BEA The Beans 5 1/1 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 6 0/1 3
7 NOO The Noodles 7 0/1 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1
240 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-7-6-6-6.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 2
228 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-6-8-5-14.
135.95
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
234 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 13-7-10-6-9.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 4
205 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-7-6-8-5.
123.01
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 1
226 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-7-4-10-6.
125.45
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
227 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-6-4-8-6.
82.20
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3
227 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-4-6-15-7.
116.71
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
227 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 11-8-6-15-4.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
227 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-9-8-13-4.
145.38
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
224 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.5. Last five: 15-7-8-8-4.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
234 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-13-8-8-12.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
222 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 14-8-8-4-6.
173.86
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
225 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 12-5-5-8-5.
199.58
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
230 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 10-5-5-7-5.
123.15
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
226 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-5-5-8-10.
100.23
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
226 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 5-11-5-7-15.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
218 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 16-3-2-3-7.
29.86
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
236 starts, 16 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-3-2-3-2.
17.50
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
224 starts, 18 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 6-4-3-2-2.
21.03
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
229 starts, 19 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 3-2-7-3-12.
19.67
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 1
238 starts, 69 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-3-4-2-4.
9.10
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 2
207 starts, 50 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-16-3-2-2.
15.03
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
224 starts, 61 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-2-3-2-2.
7.89
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 4
238 starts, 56 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 3-2-2-1-3.
13.04
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 1
210 starts, 89 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-1-1-1-8.
7.53
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 2
236 starts, 116 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-1-4-1-11.
8.67
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 3
228 starts, 105 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 2-1-14-1-1.
11.26
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 4
233 starts, 105 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 9-1-1-5-1.
14.45
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 1
234 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 7-4-5-7-4.
60.61
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2
234 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-3-4-12-7.
58.48
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 3
212 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-7-3-4-16.
66.44
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 4
227 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 4-7-3-5-8.
64.16

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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