Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 10 · Round 13

The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win

Puck Yeah took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 6:34.722 3 +2 28 14.6
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 6:34.722 3 +2 28 14.6
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 6:34.722 3 +2 28 14.6
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 6:34.722 3 +2 28 14.6
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 6:52.689 +17.97 8 +6 29 12.0
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 6:52.689 +17.97 8 +6 29 12.0
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 6:52.689 +17.97 8 +6 29 12.0
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 6:52.689 +17.97 8 +6 29 12.0
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 6:58.177 +23.46 5 +2 28 11.4
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 6:58.177 +23.46 5 +2 28 11.4
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 6:58.177 +23.46 5 +2 28 11.4
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 6:58.177 +23.46 5 +2 28 11.4
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 7:58.939 +84.22 4 0 26 13.1
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 7:58.939 +84.22 4 0 26 13.1
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 7:58.939 +84.22 4 0 26 13.1
Yolk INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 7:58.939 +84.22 4 0 26 13.1
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 8:02.811 +88.09 2 -3 36 11.1
5 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 8:02.811 +88.09 2 -3 36 11.1
5 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 8:02.811 +88.09 2 -3 36 11.1
5 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 8:02.811 +88.09 2 -3 36 11.1
6 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 8:06.128 +91.41 6 0 25 11.7
6 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 8:06.128 +91.41 6 0 25 11.7
6 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 8:06.128 +91.41 6 0 25 11.7
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 8:06.128 +91.41 6 0 25 11.7
7 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 8:14.888 +100.17 1 -6 33 10.5
7 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 8:14.888 +100.17 1 -6 33 10.5
7 The Kidney BEA The Beans 8:14.888 +100.17 1 -6 33 10.5
7 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 8:14.888 +100.17 1 -6 33 10.5
Second Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:18.578 +103.86 7 -1 23 12.4
Tube Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:18.578 +103.86 7 -1 23 12.4
The Heel INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:18.578 +103.86 7 -1 23 12.4
Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:18.578 +103.86 7 -1 23 12.4
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
7.694
That is a big one for Long John.
11.561
And Old Gristle takes flight.
15.622
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Recent finishes: 15-6-4-7-5.
19.883
That is a big one for Honey Mustard. Averaging 15.6 contacts an event coming in.
23.644
Crawlspace finds trouble. Averaging 19.0 contacts an event coming in.
27.456
Honey Mustard is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 8-4-2-2-3.
31.072
Crawlspace is completely off the deck.
34.472
Look at that.
38.078
Slapper gets air.
41.522
Oh dear.
44.983
And Old Gristle takes flight. Recent finishes: 5-6-3-1-2.
50.639
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
55.083
And Second Sock takes flight.
59.922
And The Kidney takes flight.
1:06.467
Up goes Long John.
1:12.117
Honey Mustard takes a knock.
1:15.650
The Kidney gets hit hard.
1:19.561
Heavy contact for Slapper.
1:24.517
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:28.033
Squish is last now.
1:33.289
Honey Mustard takes a knock.
1:35.522
Here comes Slapper.
1:36.744
Squish takes a knock.
1:40.144
It is Slapper!
1:45.867
Crawlspace takes a knock.
1:50.522
Right into it goes The Kidney.
1:59.461
Heavy contact for Second Sock.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Old Gristle 1.956 Old Gristle 1.956
Smooth Descent Hard Old Gristle 5.072 Slapper 2.844
Sweeping Curve Hard Old Gristle 7.778 Honey Mustard 2.589
Smooth Descent Hard Old Gristle 10.761 Slapper 2.966
The Drops Hard Old Gristle 12.517 Old Gristle 1.756
Smooth Descent Hard Old Gristle 14.872 Honey Mustard 2.339
Sweeping Curve Hard Old Gristle 17.267 Slapper 2.156
Slick Floor Slick Old Gristle 19.522 Old Gristle 2.255
The Plunge Metal Slapper 21.556 Slapper 1.784
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 23.589 Slapper 2.033
The Kicker Hard Slapper 24.483 Slapper 0.894
Stairwell Hard Slapper 26.050 Slapper 1.567
Carpet Flat Carpet Slapper 27.533 Slapper 1.483
Tight Curve Carpet Slapper 29.744 Slapper 2.211
The Hairpin Smooth Slapper 35.150 Slapper 5.406
Stairwell Hard Slapper 38.517 Honey Mustard 3.127
Fabric Run Soft fabric Slapper 40.517 Honey Mustard 1.856
The Drops Hard Slapper 42.272 Honey Mustard 1.733
Carpet Flat Carpet Slapper 44.278 Slapper 2.006
Fabric Run Soft fabric Slapper 45.583 Slapper 1.305
Sweeping Curve Carpet Slapper 47.817 Honey Mustard 2.117
The Kicker Smooth Slapper 49.344 Slapper 1.527
Carpet Flat Carpet Slapper 51.617 Slapper 2.273
Peg Field Hard Slapper 53.539 Slapper 1.922
The Pinball Table Slick Slapper 55.894 Old Gristle 2.227
Collision Funnel Hard Slapper 57.428 Squish 1.272
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 59.522 Squish 1.955
Barrier Run Smooth Slapper 1:01.083 Slapper 1.561
Sweeping Curve Smooth Slapper 1:03.250 Old Gristle 2.094
Bounce Pads Smooth Slapper 1:05.211 Honey Mustard 1.823
S-Bend Smooth Slapper 1:08.539 Old Gristle 3.161
Tight Curve Smooth Slapper 1:12.011 Slapper 3.472
The Funnel Smooth Slapper 1:14.089 Slapper 2.078
Narrow Pipe Metal Slapper 1:16.506 Slapper 2.417
The Gauntlet Smooth Slapper 1:18.767 Old Gristle 2.127
The Hairpin Smooth Slapper 1:22.494 Slapper 3.727
Split Route Smooth Slapper 1:25.528 Honey Mustard 2.778
Sweeping Curve Smooth Slapper 1:29.778 Old Gristle 4.155
Final Sprint Smooth Slapper 1:32.578 Slapper 2.800
Target Zone Carpet Slapper 1:36.194 The Kidney 1.322
Exit Gate Smooth Slapper 1:38.522 The Kidney 1.261
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 0/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 0/1 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 5 1/1 4
6 NOO The Noodles 6 1/1 3
7 BEA The Beans 7 1/1 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 1
262 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 11-6-7-6-7.
200.28
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 2
257 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-6-12-7-5.
159.63
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 3
273 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-4-10-10-7.
216.45
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 4
234 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 16-6-16-9-6.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
255 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-9-5-5-4.
204.18
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 2
255 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 15-8-2-11-5.
177.27
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
259 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 10-8-11-6-5.
209.17
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 4
257 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-12-5-10-4.
166.71
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
258 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 14-7-8-8-5.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
257 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-5-8-5-7.
159.06
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
256 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 13-7-13-16-8.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
255 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-5-15-14-8.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
258 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-14-7-8-6.
194.98
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
257 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 9-5-8-4-7.
151.24
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
253 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 12-5-7-7-6.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
258 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-13-8-7-6.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
247 starts, 21 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-4-2-3-3.
15.88
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
265 starts, 21 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 6-3-6-2-3.
29.88
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
264 starts, 18 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 8-3-8-4-3.
28.39
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
250 starts, 19 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-3-13-1-2.
20.55
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 1
268 starts, 60 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 3-2-2-6-8.
14.29
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 2
265 starts, 74 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-6-5-2-2.
13.76
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 3
234 starts, 54 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-2-2-2-7.
8.07
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4
259 starts, 65 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 5-2-6-3-2.
10.24
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
258 starts, 123 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 2-1-3-1-3.
9.73
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 2
267 starts, 136 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-1-1-1-1.
8.35
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3
259 starts, 122 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-1-1-15-1.
9.76
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 4
242 starts, 109 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 1-1-3-3-1.
7.69
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 1
254 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 7-4-3-12-2.
81.79
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 2
244 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-7-5-4-16.
87.43
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 3
262 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-4-8-4-3.
45.80
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
266 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-4-3-4-8.
48.72

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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