· Season 10 · Round 13
The Basement Relay — Relay
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win
Puck Yeah took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 6:34.722 | — | 3 | +2 | 28 | 14.6 |
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 6:34.722 | — | 3 | +2 | 28 | 14.6 |
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 6:34.722 | — | 3 | +2 | 28 | 14.6 |
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 6:34.722 | — | 3 | +2 | 28 | 14.6 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 6:52.689 | +17.97 | 8 | +6 | 29 | 12.0 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 6:52.689 | +17.97 | 8 | +6 | 29 | 12.0 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 6:52.689 | +17.97 | 8 | +6 | 29 | 12.0 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 6:52.689 | +17.97 | 8 | +6 | 29 | 12.0 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 6:58.177 | +23.46 | 5 | +2 | 28 | 11.4 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 6:58.177 | +23.46 | 5 | +2 | 28 | 11.4 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 6:58.177 | +23.46 | 5 | +2 | 28 | 11.4 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 6:58.177 | +23.46 | 5 | +2 | 28 | 11.4 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 7:58.939 | +84.22 | 4 | 0 | 26 | 13.1 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 7:58.939 | +84.22 | 4 | 0 | 26 | 13.1 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 7:58.939 | +84.22 | 4 | 0 | 26 | 13.1 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 7:58.939 | +84.22 | 4 | 0 | 26 | 13.1 |
| 5 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 8:02.811 | +88.09 | 2 | -3 | 36 | 11.1 |
| 5 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 8:02.811 | +88.09 | 2 | -3 | 36 | 11.1 |
| 5 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 8:02.811 | +88.09 | 2 | -3 | 36 | 11.1 |
| 5 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 8:02.811 | +88.09 | 2 | -3 | 36 | 11.1 |
| 6 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 8:06.128 | +91.41 | 6 | 0 | 25 | 11.7 |
| 6 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 8:06.128 | +91.41 | 6 | 0 | 25 | 11.7 |
| 6 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 8:06.128 | +91.41 | 6 | 0 | 25 | 11.7 |
| 6 | Long John | The Noodles | 8:06.128 | +91.41 | 6 | 0 | 25 | 11.7 |
| 7 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 8:14.888 | +100.17 | 1 | -6 | 33 | 10.5 |
| 7 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 8:14.888 | +100.17 | 1 | -6 | 33 | 10.5 |
| 7 | The Kidney | The Beans | 8:14.888 | +100.17 | 1 | -6 | 33 | 10.5 |
| 7 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 8:14.888 | +100.17 | 1 | -6 | 33 | 10.5 |
| — | Second Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:18.578 | +103.86 | 7 | -1 | 23 | 12.4 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:18.578 | +103.86 | 7 | -1 | 23 | 12.4 |
| — | The Heel INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:18.578 | +103.86 | 7 | -1 | 23 | 12.4 |
| — | Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:18.578 | +103.86 | 7 | -1 | 23 | 12.4 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
7.694
That is a big one for Long John.
11.561
And Old Gristle takes flight.
15.622
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Recent finishes: 15-6-4-7-5.
19.883
That is a big one for Honey Mustard. Averaging 15.6 contacts an event coming in.
23.644
Crawlspace finds trouble. Averaging 19.0 contacts an event coming in.
27.456
Honey Mustard is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 8-4-2-2-3.
31.072
Crawlspace is completely off the deck.
34.472
Look at that.
38.078
Slapper gets air.
41.522
Oh dear.
44.983
And Old Gristle takes flight. Recent finishes: 5-6-3-1-2.
50.639
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
55.083
And Second Sock takes flight.
59.922
And The Kidney takes flight.
1:06.467
Up goes Long John.
1:12.117
Honey Mustard takes a knock.
1:15.650
The Kidney gets hit hard.
1:19.561
Heavy contact for Slapper.
1:24.517
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:28.033
Squish is last now.
1:33.289
Honey Mustard takes a knock.
1:35.522
Here comes Slapper.
1:36.744
Squish takes a knock.
1:40.144
It is Slapper!
1:45.867
Crawlspace takes a knock.
1:50.522
Right into it goes The Kidney.
1:59.461
Heavy contact for Second Sock.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Hard | Old Gristle | 1.956 | Old Gristle 1.956 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Old Gristle | 5.072 | Slapper 2.844 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Old Gristle | 7.778 | Honey Mustard 2.589 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Old Gristle | 10.761 | Slapper 2.966 |
| The Drops | Hard | Old Gristle | 12.517 | Old Gristle 1.756 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Old Gristle | 14.872 | Honey Mustard 2.339 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Old Gristle | 17.267 | Slapper 2.156 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Old Gristle | 19.522 | Old Gristle 2.255 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Slapper | 21.556 | Slapper 1.784 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 23.589 | Slapper 2.033 |
| The Kicker | Hard | Slapper | 24.483 | Slapper 0.894 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Slapper | 26.050 | Slapper 1.567 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 27.533 | Slapper 1.483 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Slapper | 29.744 | Slapper 2.211 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Slapper | 35.150 | Slapper 5.406 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Slapper | 38.517 | Honey Mustard 3.127 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Slapper | 40.517 | Honey Mustard 1.856 |
| The Drops | Hard | Slapper | 42.272 | Honey Mustard 1.733 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 44.278 | Slapper 2.006 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Slapper | 45.583 | Slapper 1.305 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Slapper | 47.817 | Honey Mustard 2.117 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Slapper | 49.344 | Slapper 1.527 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 51.617 | Slapper 2.273 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Slapper | 53.539 | Slapper 1.922 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Slapper | 55.894 | Old Gristle 2.227 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Slapper | 57.428 | Squish 1.272 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 59.522 | Squish 1.955 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Slapper | 1:01.083 | Slapper 1.561 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 1:03.250 | Old Gristle 2.094 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Slapper | 1:05.211 | Honey Mustard 1.823 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Slapper | 1:08.539 | Old Gristle 3.161 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 1:12.011 | Slapper 3.472 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Slapper | 1:14.089 | Slapper 2.078 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Slapper | 1:16.506 | Slapper 2.417 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Slapper | 1:18.767 | Old Gristle 2.127 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Slapper | 1:22.494 | Slapper 3.727 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Slapper | 1:25.528 | Honey Mustard 2.778 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 1:29.778 | Old Gristle 4.155 |
| Final Sprint | Smooth | Slapper | 1:32.578 | Slapper 2.800 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Slapper | 1:36.194 | The Kidney 1.322 |
| Exit Gate | Smooth | Slapper | 1:38.522 | The Kidney 1.261 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 0/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 0/1 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Wet Socks | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 1
262 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 11-6-7-6-7.
200.28
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 2
257 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-6-12-7-5.
159.63
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 3
273 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-4-10-10-7.
216.45
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 4
234 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 16-6-16-9-6.
219.30
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
255 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-9-5-5-4.
204.18
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
255 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 15-8-2-11-5.
177.27
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
259 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 10-8-11-6-5.
209.17
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
257 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-12-5-10-4.
166.71
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
258 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 14-7-8-8-5.
219.30
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
257 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-5-8-5-7.
159.06
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
256 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 13-7-13-16-8.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
255 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-5-15-14-8.
219.30
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
258 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-14-7-8-6.
194.98
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
257 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 9-5-8-4-7.
151.24
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
253 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 12-5-7-7-6.
219.30
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
258 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-13-8-7-6.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
247 starts, 21 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-4-2-3-3.
15.88
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
265 starts, 21 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 6-3-6-2-3.
29.88
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
264 starts, 18 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 8-3-8-4-3.
28.39
7
Stubbs
The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
250 starts, 19 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-3-13-1-2.
20.55
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 1
268 starts, 60 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 3-2-2-6-8.
14.29
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 4
259 starts, 65 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 5-2-6-3-2.
10.24
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 3
259 starts, 122 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-1-1-15-1.
9.76
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 2
244 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-7-5-4-16.
87.43
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 4
266 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-4-3-4-8.
48.72
Course preview
41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Smooth
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Smooth
7m
↓8°
Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.
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