· Season 10 · Round 16
The Tower Relay — Relay
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win
Old Gristle took The Tower Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Gravy finished second. 24 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 7:37.416 | — | 1 | 0 | 38 | 14.4 |
| — | Gravy INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 7:37.416 | — | 1 | 0 | 38 | 14.4 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 7:37.416 | — | 1 | 0 | 38 | 14.4 |
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 7:37.416 | — | 1 | 0 | 38 | 14.4 |
| 2 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 8:33.511 | +56.10 | 8 | +6 | 37 | 13.3 |
| 2 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 8:33.511 | +56.10 | 8 | +6 | 37 | 13.3 |
| 2 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 8:33.511 | +56.10 | 8 | +6 | 37 | 13.3 |
| 2 | Long John | The Noodles | 8:33.511 | +56.10 | 8 | +6 | 37 | 13.3 |
| 3 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 8:36.194 | +58.78 | 6 | +3 | 44 | 12.5 |
| 3 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 8:36.194 | +58.78 | 6 | +3 | 44 | 12.5 |
| 3 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 8:36.194 | +58.78 | 6 | +3 | 44 | 12.5 |
| 3 | The Kidney | The Beans | 8:36.194 | +58.78 | 6 | +3 | 44 | 12.5 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:48.884 | +71.47 | 5 | +1 | 43 | 12.9 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:48.884 | +71.47 | 5 | +1 | 43 | 12.9 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:48.884 | +71.47 | 5 | +1 | 43 | 12.9 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:48.884 | +71.47 | 5 | +1 | 43 | 12.9 |
| — | Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:51.390 | +73.97 | 4 | -1 | 36 | 13.2 |
| — | The Heel INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:51.390 | +73.97 | 4 | -1 | 36 | 13.2 |
| — | Second Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:51.390 | +73.97 | 4 | -1 | 36 | 13.2 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:51.390 | +73.97 | 4 | -1 | 36 | 13.2 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:52.579 | +75.16 | 3 | -3 | 42 | 12.2 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:52.579 | +75.16 | 3 | -3 | 42 | 12.2 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:52.579 | +75.16 | 3 | -3 | 42 | 12.2 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:52.579 | +75.16 | 3 | -3 | 42 | 12.2 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:02.706 | +85.29 | 7 | 0 | 46 | 12.4 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:02.706 | +85.29 | 7 | 0 | 46 | 12.4 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:02.706 | +85.29 | 7 | 0 | 46 | 12.4 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:02.706 | +85.29 | 7 | 0 | 46 | 12.4 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 9:14.650 | +97.23 | 2 | -6 | 9 | 21.7 |
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 9:14.650 | +97.23 | 2 | -6 | 9 | 21.7 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 9:14.650 | +97.23 | 2 | -6 | 9 | 21.7 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 9:14.650 | +97.23 | 2 | -6 | 9 | 21.7 |
0.017
Absolute carnage.
6.533
Squish hits the front.
11.589
Squish is airborne. Recent finishes: 5-4-3-4-11.
15.189
Well, that was always going to happen.
19.383
And Pilot Light takes flight. Recent finishes: 6-14-5-4-16.
23.189
Up goes Butter Bean.
27.172
Old Gristle gets hit hard. Averaging 15.8 contacts an event coming in.
32.033
Butter Bean is making ground. Recent finishes: 7-8-6-7-5.
37.072
They will not want to see that again. Averaging 16.4 contacts an event coming in.
47.867
Up goes Butter Bean.
51.367
Pilot Light takes a knock.
54.889
Big air for Old Gristle.
1:02.322
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:14.467
The lead changes hands. Butter Bean.
1:18.000
Butter Bean gets air.
1:21.844
Up goes Old Gristle.
1:25.650
That is not going to help.
1:29.461
Up goes Long John.
1:33.100
Stubbs is airborne.
1:37.889
Stubbs is airborne.
1:43.344
Up goes Stubbs.
1:47.478
Extraordinary scenes.
1:54.189
Old Gristle has it.
1:54.867
And Squish takes flight.
1:58.267
It is Old Gristle!
2:01.767
It is chaos out there.
2:05.272
Stubbs gets air.
2:08.683
They will not want to see that again.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Long John | 1.983 | Long John 1.983 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Long John | 5.411 | Pilot Light 3.145 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Squish | 8.094 | Old Gristle 2.472 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Squish | 10.783 | Squish 2.689 |
| The Drops | Metal | Squish | 12.450 | Squish 1.667 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Squish | 15.939 | Pilot Light 1.884 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Pilot Light | 18.589 | Wide Load 1.317 |
| The Drops | Metal | Wide Load | 20.167 | Wide Load 1.250 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Wide Load | 21.867 | Old Gristle 1.155 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Squish | 24.039 | Old Gristle 1.789 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Squish | 26.000 | Old Gristle 1.661 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Old Gristle | 28.739 | Old Gristle 1.695 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Pilot Light | 33.233 | Pilot Light 4.133 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Pilot Light | 36.078 | Squish 2.800 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Pilot Light | 38.872 | Stubbs 2.627 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Pilot Light | 41.911 | Damp Kevin 2.588 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Pilot Light | 44.200 | Old Gristle 2.094 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Pilot Light | 48.728 | Stubbs 4.333 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Pilot Light | 50.661 | Old Gristle 1.855 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Pilot Light | 54.756 | Squish 2.533 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Pilot Light | 1:09.689 | Old Gristle 13.344 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Pilot Light | 1:13.100 | Stubbs 1.261 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Butter Bean | 1:16.283 | Long John 1.767 |
| The Drops | Metal | Butter Bean | 1:18.089 | Long John 1.617 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Butter Bean | 1:20.344 | Squish 1.950 |
| The Gap | Hard | Butter Bean | 1:23.644 | Old Gristle 2.328 |
| The Drops | Hard | Squish | 1:25.700 | Old Gristle 1.633 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:28.056 | Old Gristle 2.067 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:30.956 | Stubbs 2.833 |
| Big Air | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:34.122 | Old Gristle 3.166 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:36.233 | Old Gristle 2.111 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:38.750 | Old Gristle 2.517 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:41.239 | Squish 2.372 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Old Gristle | 1:43.889 | Old Gristle 2.650 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:46.839 | Long John 2.283 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:49.022 | Old Gristle 2.183 |
| The Kicker | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:50.000 | Old Gristle 0.978 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:52.383 | Squish 2.311 |
| Final Sprint | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:55.072 | Old Gristle 2.689 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Old Gristle | 1:56.172 | Old Gristle 1.100 |
| Exit Gate | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:57.189 | Old Gristle 1.017 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 1 | 0/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Noodles | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Beans | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 0/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 0/1 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Nuggets | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Pucks | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 1
264 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 13-8-11-6-7.
197.36
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 2
236 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 10-8-16-6-16.
219.30
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 3
258 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-6-6-12-7.
114.10
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 4
275 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-5-6-4-10.
162.10
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
258 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-8-12-5-10.
102.79
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
257 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-7-8-9-5.
165.12
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
257 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 9-5-15-8-2.
127.99
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
261 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-5-10-8-11.
123.43
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 1
258 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 6-7-5-8-5.
83.96
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 2
258 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 12-6-13-7-13.
219.30
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 3
259 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-14-7-8-8.
131.11
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 4
258 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-6-8-7-5.
188.29
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 1
254 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 7-12-5-7-7.
113.55
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 2
260 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 4-7-5-14-7.
97.02
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 3
260 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-7-6-9-5.
111.22
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 4
259 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-5-13-8-7.
144.95
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 2
267 starts, 21 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 15-3-6-3-6.
48.78
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 3
250 starts, 21 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 2-3-3-3-4.
14.83
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 4
265 starts, 18 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-8-3-8-4.
20.81
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 1
270 starts, 61 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 1-2-3-2-2.
10.74
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 2
261 starts, 65 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 14-2-5-2-6.
18.37
4
Wide Load
The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
243 starts, 110 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 1-1-1-3-3.
9.08
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
269 starts, 137 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-2-1-1-1.
8.12
8
Slapper
The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
260 starts, 124 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 16-1-2-1-3.
19.86
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
261 starts, 123 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 3-1-1-1-1.
11.32
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 3
246 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 5-4-4-7-5.
50.43
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 4
268 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-4-4-4-3.
34.01
Course preview
41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Metal
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Metal
9m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.
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