Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 10 · Round 22

The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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Slapper wins at The Basement

Slapper took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 6:43.023 4 +3 28 14.4
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 6:43.023 4 +3 28 14.4
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 6:43.023 4 +3 28 14.4
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 6:43.023 4 +3 28 14.4
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 6:54.395 +11.37 7 +5 27 14.0
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 6:54.395 +11.37 7 +5 27 14.0
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 6:54.395 +11.37 7 +5 27 14.0
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 6:54.395 +11.37 7 +5 27 14.0
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 6:59.900 +16.88 8 +5 29 14.1
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 6:59.900 +16.88 8 +5 29 14.1
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 6:59.900 +16.88 8 +5 29 14.1
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 6:59.900 +16.88 8 +5 29 14.1
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 7:55.550 +72.53 3 -1 31 13.0
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 7:55.550 +72.53 3 -1 31 13.0
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 7:55.550 +72.53 3 -1 31 13.0
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 7:55.550 +72.53 3 -1 31 13.0
5 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 8:07.422 +84.40 5 0 23 13.1
5 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 8:07.422 +84.40 5 0 23 13.1
5 Long John NOO The Noodles 8:07.422 +84.40 5 0 23 13.1
5 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 8:07.422 +84.40 5 0 23 13.1
6 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 8:09.900 +86.88 6 0 25 11.1
6 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 8:09.900 +86.88 6 0 25 11.1
6 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 8:09.900 +86.88 6 0 25 11.1
6 The Kidney BEA The Beans 8:09.900 +86.88 6 0 25 11.1
7 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 8:12.066 +89.04 1 -6 28 11.2
7 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 8:12.066 +89.04 1 -6 28 11.2
7 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 8:12.066 +89.04 1 -6 28 11.2
7 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 8:12.066 +89.04 1 -6 28 11.2
8 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 8:19.789 +96.77 2 -6 35 11.0
8 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 8:19.789 +96.77 2 -6 35 11.0
8 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 8:19.789 +96.77 2 -6 35 11.0
8 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 8:19.789 +96.77 2 -6 35 11.0
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 19.6 contacts an event coming in.
8.033
Wide Load is coming through.
11.950
Big air for Wide Load. Recent finishes: 2-1-10-8-3.
15.483
Up goes Sweaty Gerald. Recent finishes: 8-3-13-7-6.
19.256
Wide Load gets air. Recent finishes: 2-1-10-8-3.
22.711
The Unit gets air.
26.189
Wide Load gets air.
29.622
And it all goes wrong.
33.244
Sweaty Gerald finds trouble. Averaging 19.6 contacts an event coming in.
37.911
You do not see that every day.
41.350
Big air for Wide Load.
45.017
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
48.656
Well, that was always going to happen.
52.094
Up goes Wide Load.
55.644
Up goes Second Sock.
59.450
Wide Load gets hit hard.
1:03.400
Crooked Pete is airborne.
1:07.317
That is a big one for Sweaty Gerald.
1:12.033
Crooked Pete is going backwards.
1:17.056
Extraordinary scenes.
1:24.611
No idea what happened there.
1:39.139
Honey Mustard is going to win this.
1:42.139
Wide Load takes it.
1:48.811
That is a big one for Sweaty Gerald.
1:53.233
Second Sock gets hit hard.
2:01.228
The Unit gets hit hard.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Honey Mustard 1.956 Honey Mustard 1.956
Smooth Descent Hard Honey Mustard 5.139 Wide Load 2.906
Sweeping Curve Hard Honey Mustard 7.833 Honey Mustard 2.694
Smooth Descent Hard Wide Load 10.811 Wide Load 2.861
The Drops Hard Wide Load 12.406 Wide Load 1.595
Smooth Descent Hard Wide Load 14.678 Wide Load 2.272
Sweeping Curve Hard Wide Load 16.889 The Lieutenant 2.000
Slick Floor Slick Wide Load 18.983 Wide Load 2.094
The Plunge Metal Wide Load 20.783 Wide Load 1.800
Smooth Descent Hard Wide Load 22.917 Honey Mustard 2.022
The Kicker Hard Wide Load 23.828 Wide Load 0.911
Stairwell Hard Wide Load 25.400 Wide Load 1.572
Carpet Flat Carpet Wide Load 26.883 Honey Mustard 1.478
Tight Curve Carpet Wide Load 29.078 Wide Load 2.195
The Hairpin Smooth Wide Load 34.778 Wide Load 5.700
Stairwell Hard Wide Load 38.089 Honey Mustard 3.205
Fabric Run Soft fabric Wide Load 40.033 Wide Load 1.944
The Drops Hard Wide Load 41.956 Honey Mustard 1.772
Carpet Flat Carpet Wide Load 44.061 Honey Mustard 2.050
Fabric Run Soft fabric Wide Load 45.467 Wide Load 1.406
Sweeping Curve Carpet Wide Load 48.144 Honey Mustard 2.289
The Kicker Smooth Wide Load 49.550 Wide Load 1.406
Carpet Flat Carpet Wide Load 51.744 Wide Load 2.194
Peg Field Hard Wide Load 53.817 Honey Mustard 1.723
The Pinball Table Slick Wide Load 56.478 Honey Mustard 2.244
Collision Funnel Hard Wide Load 57.556 Wide Load 1.078
Smooth Descent Hard Wide Load 59.144 Wide Load 1.588
Barrier Run Smooth Honey Mustard 1:01.844 The Lieutenant 1.489
Sweeping Curve Smooth Honey Mustard 1:04.278 Custard 2.284
Bounce Pads Smooth Honey Mustard 1:06.328 The Lieutenant 1.683
S-Bend Smooth Honey Mustard 1:09.667 Honey Mustard 3.339
Tight Curve Smooth Honey Mustard 1:13.556 The Lieutenant 3.294
The Funnel Smooth Honey Mustard 1:15.861 Wide Load 2.127
Narrow Pipe Metal Honey Mustard 1:17.978 Honey Mustard 2.117
The Gauntlet Smooth Honey Mustard 1:20.633 Wide Load 2.039
The Hairpin Smooth Honey Mustard 1:24.839 Wide Load 3.677
Split Route Smooth Honey Mustard 1:27.839 Wide Load 2.578
Sweeping Curve Smooth Honey Mustard 1:32.450 The Lieutenant 4.028
Final Sprint Smooth Honey Mustard 1:35.250 Wide Load 2.673
Target Zone Carpet Honey Mustard 1:39.728 Sweaty Gerald 1.400
Exit Gate Smooth Honey Mustard 1:42.139 Sweaty Gerald 1.322
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 1/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 NOO The Noodles 5 1/1 4
6 BEA The Beans 6 1/1 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 7 1/1 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1
279 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-3-14-7-8.
170.50
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 2
261 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-6-7-8-6.
144.17
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 3
238 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-7-10-8-16.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 4
269 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 12-6-11-8-7.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
259 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-5-5-7-8.
163.09
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
264 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-10-5-8-5.
152.36
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3
261 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 10-8-5-5-8.
151.02
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4
263 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-8-1-8-5.
117.70
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
262 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 13-7-6-8-7.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
260 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-8-6-7-5.
116.51
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
263 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-2-12-8-6.
196.60
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
262 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 11-7-13-8-12.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
263 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-5-6-6-7.
136.66
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
263 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-15-6-4-7.
155.19
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
261 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-6-7-5-13.
146.55
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
260 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 14-5-4-16-4.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
254 starts, 21 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-8-4-2-2.
28.01
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
254 starts, 19 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 9-3-2-3-3.
23.09
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
269 starts, 21 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 3-2-15-3-6.
28.01
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
270 starts, 18 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 16-3-5-7-2.
44.76
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 1
263 starts, 65 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-3-14-2-5.
12.64
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
275 starts, 61 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 15-2-5-6-3.
28.01
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 3
271 starts, 75 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 2-3-2-3-2.
8.74
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 4
238 starts, 54 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-2-3-2-2.
7.07
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 1
246 starts, 112 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 3-1-1-1-1.
8.13
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 2
264 starts, 127 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-1-7-1-16.
15.16
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3
265 starts, 126 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-2-1-1-3.
7.19
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4
272 starts, 140 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-1-1-1-2.
6.82
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 1
271 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-9-4-4-4.
54.26
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2
266 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 4-4-4-4-4.
46.75
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
260 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 5-4-3-4-11.
67.11
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 4
250 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-6-7-4-5.
84.13

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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