Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 10 · Round 31

The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win

The Coaster took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 6:44.018 4 +3 25 14.3
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 6:44.018 4 +3 25 14.3
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 6:44.018 4 +3 25 14.3
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 6:44.018 4 +3 25 14.3
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 6:56.877 +12.86 6 +4 22 12.2
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 6:56.877 +12.86 6 +4 22 12.2
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 6:56.877 +12.86 6 +4 22 12.2
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 6:56.877 +12.86 6 +4 22 12.2
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 7:26.094 +42.08 1 -2 31 13.6
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 7:26.094 +42.08 1 -2 31 13.6
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 7:26.094 +42.08 1 -2 31 13.6
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 7:26.094 +42.08 1 -2 31 13.6
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 7:48.050 +64.03 3 -1 30 11.4
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 7:48.050 +64.03 3 -1 30 11.4
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 7:48.050 +64.03 3 -1 30 11.4
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 7:48.050 +64.03 3 -1 30 11.4
5 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 8:03.323 +79.31 2 -3 34 13.2
5 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 8:03.323 +79.31 2 -3 34 13.2
5 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 8:03.323 +79.31 2 -3 34 13.2
5 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 8:03.323 +79.31 2 -3 34 13.2
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 8:06.134 +82.12 7 +1 32 13.5
Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 8:06.134 +82.12 7 +1 32 13.5
The Unit INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 8:06.134 +82.12 7 +1 32 13.5
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 8:06.134 +82.12 7 +1 32 13.5
7 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 8:18.072 +94.05 5 -2 32 10.6
7 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 8:18.072 +94.05 5 -2 32 10.6
7 The Kidney BEA The Beans 8:18.072 +94.05 5 -2 32 10.6
7 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 8:18.072 +94.05 5 -2 32 10.6
8 Long John NOO The Noodles 8:24.343 +100.33 8 0 33 11.3
8 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 8:24.343 +100.33 8 0 33 11.3
8 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 8:24.343 +100.33 8 0 33 11.3
8 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 8:24.343 +100.33 8 0 33 11.3
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 18.5 contacts an event coming in.
6.700
Floppy Joe gets hit hard.
12.128
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 2-1-2-2-1.
16.033
The Unit slips to the rear.
20.967
The Coaster gets air. Recent finishes: 2-1-2-2-1.
24.722
Big air for Stubbs.
28.439
They will not want to see that again.
32.622
Second Sock gets air. Recent finishes: 7-10-7-6-8.
38.872
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 2-1-2-2-1.
42.767
The Coaster is completely off the deck.
46.461
Old Gristle is airborne.
51.067
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
55.817
And The Coaster takes flight.
59.394
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:05.733
Absolute carnage.
1:09.850
The Coaster gets hit hard.
1:15.622
And Squish takes flight.
1:19.661
Second Sock finds trouble.
1:26.317
The Unit finds trouble.
1:30.550
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:36.778
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:38.089
The Coaster has it.
1:41.089
The Coaster wins it.
1:50.533
Right into it goes Second Sock.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Floppy Joe 1.978 Floppy Joe 1.978
Smooth Descent Hard Floppy Joe 5.217 The Coaster 3.005
Sweeping Curve Hard Floppy Joe 7.978 Stubbs 2.723
Smooth Descent Hard Floppy Joe 11.211 Old Gristle 3.127
The Drops Hard Floppy Joe 13.100 The Kidney 1.767
Smooth Descent Hard Floppy Joe 15.889 Stubbs 2.289
Sweeping Curve Hard The Coaster 18.467 Old Gristle 2.194
Slick Floor Slick The Coaster 20.694 The Coaster 2.227
The Plunge Metal The Coaster 22.550 The Coaster 1.856
Smooth Descent Hard The Coaster 24.728 Stubbs 2.177
The Kicker Hard The Coaster 25.672 The Coaster 0.944
Stairwell Hard The Coaster 27.244 The Coaster 1.572
Carpet Flat Carpet The Coaster 28.678 The Coaster 1.434
Tight Curve Carpet The Coaster 30.728 The Coaster 2.050
The Hairpin Smooth The Coaster 36.383 Squish 5.639
Stairwell Hard The Coaster 39.750 Stubbs 3.256
Fabric Run Soft fabric The Coaster 41.589 The Coaster 1.839
The Drops Hard The Coaster 43.228 The Coaster 1.639
Carpet Flat Carpet The Coaster 45.239 The Coaster 2.011
Fabric Run Soft fabric The Coaster 46.633 The Coaster 1.394
Sweeping Curve Carpet The Coaster 49.022 The Coaster 2.389
The Kicker Smooth The Coaster 50.567 The Coaster 1.545
Carpet Flat Carpet The Coaster 52.867 The Coaster 2.300
Peg Field Hard The Coaster 54.861 Old Gristle 1.778
The Pinball Table Slick The Coaster 57.400 Old Gristle 2.033
Collision Funnel Hard The Coaster 58.700 The Unit 1.066
Smooth Descent Hard The Coaster 1:01.022 The Unit 1.750
Barrier Run Smooth The Coaster 1:02.678 The Unit 1.450
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Coaster 1:04.778 The Coaster 2.100
Bounce Pads Smooth The Coaster 1:06.644 Old Gristle 1.761
S-Bend Smooth The Coaster 1:10.417 Floppy Joe 3.623
Tight Curve Smooth The Coaster 1:15.544 Stubbs 3.506
The Funnel Smooth The Coaster 1:17.744 The Coaster 2.200
Narrow Pipe Metal The Coaster 1:20.283 Stubbs 2.177
The Gauntlet Smooth The Coaster 1:22.300 The Coaster 2.017
The Hairpin Smooth The Coaster 1:25.917 The Coaster 3.617
Split Route Smooth The Coaster 1:28.367 The Coaster 2.450
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Coaster 1:32.444 The Coaster 4.077
Final Sprint Smooth The Coaster 1:35.222 The Coaster 2.778
Target Zone Carpet The Coaster 1:38.756 Old Gristle 1.205
Exit Gate Smooth The Coaster 1:41.089 Old Gristle 1.083
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 1/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 5 1/1 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 6 0/1 3
7 BEA The Beans 7 1/1 2
8 NOO The Noodles 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 1
243 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 14-5-14-4-2.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
282 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-4-2-6-3.
97.03
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
274 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-4-6-2-8.
142.66
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4
269 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 10-5-4-12-4.
181.83
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
265 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 11-7-3-6-5.
185.50
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 2
270 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-7-11-5-7.
161.41
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
267 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-5-5-8-10.
91.72
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 4
266 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-10-5-8-5.
126.31
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
268 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 15-6-8-16-3.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
265 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 16-6-13-8-3.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
265 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-8-3-13-7.
144.67
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
270 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 6-5-15-7-8.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
266 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-7-6-7-5.
96.69
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
266 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 12-8-16-7-6.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
269 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 9-8-8-7-12.
188.20
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
267 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 8-7-8-7-14.
219.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
260 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-5-3-1-7.
21.51
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
273 starts, 18 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-7-16-3.
23.83
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
260 starts, 21 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-8-6-3.
32.70
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
275 starts, 21 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 4-3-5-3-15.
25.95
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 1
278 starts, 62 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 2-2-1-15-2.
15.14
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 2
277 starts, 77 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 13-2-2-3-1.
12.70
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
267 starts, 66 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-4-2-1-2.
8.61
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 4
246 starts, 55 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-2-6-3-2.
11.66
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 1
273 starts, 132 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-1-1-1-1.
6.86
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 2
268 starts, 129 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-1-2-8-1.
9.44
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 3
275 starts, 142 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-1-8-1-1.
7.19
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 4
252 starts, 114 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 6-1-2-1-10.
12.58
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 1
264 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 7-4-6-4-5.
57.32
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
278 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-2-9-3-6.
57.28
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 3
253 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-6-4-4-6.
61.09
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 4
273 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 5-4-7-6-5.
59.80

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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