Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 10 · Round 4

The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win

The Coaster took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. 16 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 6:49.511 5 +4 30 14.1
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 6:49.511 5 +4 30 14.1
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 6:49.511 5 +4 30 14.1
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 6:49.511 5 +4 30 14.1
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 6:50.072 +0.56 2 0 29 12.7
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 6:50.072 +0.56 2 0 29 12.7
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 6:50.072 +0.56 2 0 29 12.7
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 6:50.072 +0.56 2 0 29 12.7
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 7:21.216 +31.71 8 +5 28 12.8
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 7:21.216 +31.71 8 +5 28 12.8
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 7:21.216 +31.71 8 +5 28 12.8
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 7:21.216 +31.71 8 +5 28 12.8
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 7:53.873 +64.36 6 +2 30 13.2
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 7:53.873 +64.36 6 +2 30 13.2
Yolk INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 7:53.873 +64.36 6 +2 30 13.2
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 7:53.873 +64.36 6 +2 30 13.2
5 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 7:56.488 +66.98 3 -2 32 11.8
5 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 7:56.488 +66.98 3 -2 32 11.8
5 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 7:56.488 +66.98 3 -2 32 11.8
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 7:56.488 +66.98 3 -2 32 11.8
6 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 8:13.149 +83.64 7 +1 25 11.6
6 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 8:13.149 +83.64 7 +1 25 11.6
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 8:13.149 +83.64 7 +1 25 11.6
6 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 8:13.149 +83.64 7 +1 25 11.6
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 8:22.911 +93.40 1 -6 34 13.9
Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 8:22.911 +93.40 1 -6 34 13.9
Butter Bean INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 8:22.911 +93.40 1 -6 34 13.9
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 8:22.911 +93.40 1 -6 34 13.9
Second Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:46.189 +116.68 4 -4 23 11.5
Tube Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:46.189 +116.68 4 -4 23 11.5
The Heel INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:46.189 +116.68 4 -4 23 11.5
Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:46.189 +116.68 4 -4 23 11.5
0.017
Absolute carnage.
5.767
Slapper goes to the front.
10.594
Slapper gets air.
14.550
The Heel gets air. Recent finishes: 2-11-5-5-4.
17.978
Big air for Crooked Pete.
23.511
Well, that was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 14-7-8-6-12.
27.122
Thick Rick gets air. Recent finishes: 6-2-3-15-1.
30.628
That is a big one for The Lieutenant.
34.378
And Crooked Pete takes flight. Recent finishes: 4-10-10-7-6.
38.894
Up goes Slapper.
42.378
And it all goes wrong.
45.906
Big air for Thick Rick.
49.789
Up goes Slapper.
53.822
Slapper gets hit hard. Averaging 14.0 contacts an event coming in.
58.106
Up goes Thick Rick.
1:01.522
Big air for Slapper.
1:10.494
Up goes The Lieutenant.
1:16.756
The Lieutenant finds trouble.
1:21.561
Right into it goes Crawlspace.
1:25.644
Crooked Pete gets hit hard.
1:29.917
And The Lieutenant takes flight.
1:34.272
Slapper is going to win this.
1:37.272
Slapper wins it.
1:45.878
Crawlspace takes a knock.
1:49.606
Crooked Pete finds trouble.
2:02.128
Butter Bean gets hit hard.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Thick Rick 1.956 Thick Rick 1.956
Smooth Descent Hard Thick Rick 5.056 Slapper 2.789
Sweeping Curve Hard Slapper 7.306 Slapper 2.267
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 10.178 Slapper 2.872
The Drops Hard Slapper 11.889 Slapper 1.711
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 14.978 The Lieutenant 2.289
Sweeping Curve Hard Slapper 17.500 Butter Bean 1.828
Slick Floor Slick Slapper 20.128 Thick Rick 2.222
The Plunge Metal Slapper 22.111 Slapper 1.983
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 24.300 Slapper 2.189
The Kicker Hard Slapper 25.206 Slapper 0.906
Stairwell Hard Slapper 26.706 Slapper 1.500
Carpet Flat Carpet Slapper 28.083 Slapper 1.377
Tight Curve Carpet Slapper 30.072 Slapper 1.989
The Hairpin Smooth Slapper 35.589 Slapper 5.517
Stairwell Hard Slapper 38.828 Slapper 3.239
Fabric Run Soft fabric Slapper 40.744 Slapper 1.916
The Drops Hard Slapper 42.467 Slapper 1.723
Carpet Flat Carpet Slapper 44.478 Slapper 2.011
Fabric Run Soft fabric Slapper 45.844 The Lieutenant 1.317
Sweeping Curve Carpet Slapper 48.267 Slapper 2.423
The Kicker Smooth Slapper 49.711 Slapper 1.444
Carpet Flat Carpet Slapper 51.928 Slapper 2.217
Peg Field Hard Slapper 53.694 Slapper 1.766
The Pinball Table Slick Slapper 56.861 Custard 2.261
Collision Funnel Hard Slapper 58.100 Thick Rick 1.023
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 59.811 Thick Rick 1.566
Barrier Run Smooth Slapper 1:01.106 Slapper 1.295
Sweeping Curve Smooth Slapper 1:03.161 Slapper 2.055
Bounce Pads Smooth Slapper 1:04.772 Slapper 1.611
S-Bend Smooth Slapper 1:08.189 Slapper 3.417
Tight Curve Smooth Slapper 1:11.811 Slapper 3.622
The Funnel Smooth Slapper 1:13.956 Slapper 2.145
Narrow Pipe Metal Slapper 1:15.844 Slapper 1.888
The Gauntlet Smooth Slapper 1:17.694 Slapper 1.850
The Hairpin Smooth Slapper 1:21.306 Slapper 3.612
Split Route Smooth Slapper 1:24.361 Butter Bean 2.634
Sweeping Curve Smooth Slapper 1:28.600 Butter Bean 3.844
Final Sprint Smooth Slapper 1:31.439 Slapper 2.839
Target Zone Carpet Slapper 1:34.972 Crawlspace 1.544
Exit Gate Smooth Slapper 1:37.272 Crawlspace 1.406
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 0/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 0/1 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 5 1/1 4
6 NOO The Noodles 6 1/1 3
7 BEA The Beans 7 0/1 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1
270 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 10-7-6-7-9.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 2
259 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-7-8-7-7.
115.89
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 3
231 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 9-6-7-7-11.
200.29
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4
256 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-12-7-5-8.
213.47
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 1
251 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-5-4-6-5.
71.24
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
252 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-4-13-6-12.
156.29
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3
256 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 12-5-10-4-16.
216.51
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
257 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 11-6-5-4-7.
210.10
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
256 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-8-5-7-6.
171.38
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
253 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.7. Last five: 16-8-9-5-10.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
255 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-5-7-6-16.
123.96
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
252 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 14-8-11-5-6.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
256 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-8-6-12-5.
185.71
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
250 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 7-6-5-8-4.
140.42
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
257 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 13-8-7-6-6.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
253 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-7-6-5-8.
111.32
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
262 starts, 21 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 2-3-15-1-4.
30.94
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
244 starts, 21 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-3-1-3-3.
18.82
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
261 starts, 18 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 4-3-1-3-3.
16.16
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
249 starts, 19 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-13-1-2-6.
22.13
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 1
257 starts, 65 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 6-3-2-2-2.
13.50
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
264 starts, 60 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 8-2-1-2-3.
12.70
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 3
262 starts, 74 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-2-2-2-14.
8.58
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 4
233 starts, 54 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-2-2-7-2.
8.11
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
255 starts, 122 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-3-1-1-7.
9.34
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 2
256 starts, 119 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 15-1-3-1-1.
14.46
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 3
264 starts, 133 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-1-1-14-3.
12.00
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 4
241 starts, 108 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 1-3-3-1-1.
7.68
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 1
263 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-8-4-6-4.
51.82
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2
261 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-8-4-3-4.
48.95
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 3
242 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 5-4-16-8-4.
96.08
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 4
250 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 2-4-4-4-8.
52.18

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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