Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 10 · Round 40

The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win

Slapper took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 6:33.483 3 +2 29 13.0
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 6:33.483 3 +2 29 13.0
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 6:33.483 3 +2 29 13.0
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 6:33.483 3 +2 29 13.0
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 7:18.483 +45.00 4 +2 15 17.7
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 7:18.483 +45.00 4 +2 15 17.7
The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 7:18.483 +45.00 4 +2 15 17.7
Gravy INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 7:18.483 +45.00 4 +2 15 17.7
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 7:28.701 +55.22 1 -2 28 11.7
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 7:28.701 +55.22 1 -2 28 11.7
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 7:28.701 +55.22 1 -2 28 11.7
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 7:28.701 +55.22 1 -2 28 11.7
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 7:40.012 +66.53 2 -2 26 10.4
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 7:40.012 +66.53 2 -2 26 10.4
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 7:40.012 +66.53 2 -2 26 10.4
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 7:40.012 +66.53 2 -2 26 10.4
Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:03.428 +89.95 5 0 26 11.1
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:03.428 +89.95 5 0 26 11.1
Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:03.428 +89.95 5 0 26 11.1
Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:03.428 +89.95 5 0 26 11.1
6 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 8:07.461 +93.98 8 +2 25 13.2
6 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 8:07.461 +93.98 8 +2 25 13.2
6 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 8:07.461 +93.98 8 +2 25 13.2
6 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 8:07.461 +93.98 8 +2 25 13.2
7 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 8:09.817 +96.33 7 0 31 11.7
7 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 8:09.817 +96.33 7 0 31 11.7
7 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 8:09.817 +96.33 7 0 31 11.7
7 The Kidney BEA The Beans 8:09.817 +96.33 7 0 31 11.7
Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:30.400 +116.92 6 -2 26 10.1
Second Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:30.400 +116.92 6 -2 26 10.1
The Heel INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:30.400 +116.92 6 -2 26 10.1
Tube Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:30.400 +116.92 6 -2 26 10.1
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 19.6 contacts an event coming in.
7.533
The Lieutenant goes to the front.
11.578
Up goes The Lieutenant.
15.139
Extraordinary scenes.
19.650
Big air for Wide Load. Recent finishes: 3-2-1-1-1.
23.456
Oh dear.
26.967
Extraordinary scenes.
30.389
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Averaging 16.7 contacts an event coming in.
34.178
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 6-12-5-8-7.
43.194
Up goes Wide Load. Recent finishes: 3-2-1-1-1.
46.972
Wide Load is airborne.
50.739
Radiator gets air.
54.622
Wide Load is airborne.
58.878
That is a big one for Thick Rick.
1:03.456
Wide Load is completely off the deck.
1:06.922
That is a big one for The Heel.
1:12.033
Big Randy is going backwards.
1:23.094
Tender Greg gets hit hard.
1:29.050
That is a big one for Wide Load.
1:32.967
Right into it goes Thick Rick.
1:35.683
Wide Load is going to win this.
1:38.683
Wide Load wins it.
1:43.722
That is a big one for Butter Bean.
1:47.672
Big Randy finds trouble.
1:52.344
Extraordinary scenes.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Radiator 1.956 Radiator 1.956
Smooth Descent Hard Wide Load 5.083 Wide Load 2.827
Sweeping Curve Hard The Lieutenant 7.761 The Lieutenant 2.644
Smooth Descent Hard The Lieutenant 10.800 Wide Load 2.917
The Drops Hard The Lieutenant 12.489 Thick Rick 1.678
Smooth Descent Hard The Lieutenant 14.700 The Lieutenant 2.211
Sweeping Curve Hard The Lieutenant 16.856 Wide Load 2.111
Slick Floor Slick The Lieutenant 18.939 The Lieutenant 2.083
The Plunge Metal Wide Load 21.478 Wide Load 2.117
Smooth Descent Hard Wide Load 23.694 Wide Load 2.216
The Kicker Hard Wide Load 24.667 Wide Load 0.973
Stairwell Hard Wide Load 26.306 Wide Load 1.639
Carpet Flat Carpet Wide Load 27.872 Wide Load 1.566
Tight Curve Carpet Wide Load 34.044 Thick Rick 2.027
The Hairpin Smooth Wide Load 40.072 Radiator 5.978
Stairwell Hard Wide Load 43.378 Wide Load 3.306
Fabric Run Soft fabric Wide Load 45.267 Wide Load 1.889
The Drops Hard Wide Load 47.067 Wide Load 1.800
Carpet Flat Carpet Wide Load 49.106 Wide Load 2.039
Fabric Run Soft fabric Wide Load 50.450 Wide Load 1.344
Sweeping Curve Carpet Wide Load 53.028 Thick Rick 2.161
The Kicker Smooth Wide Load 54.489 Wide Load 1.461
Carpet Flat Carpet Wide Load 56.683 Wide Load 2.194
Peg Field Hard Wide Load 58.489 Wide Load 1.806
The Pinball Table Slick Wide Load 1:01.017 Tender Greg 2.467
Collision Funnel Hard Wide Load 1:02.022 Wide Load 1.005
Smooth Descent Hard Wide Load 1:03.517 Wide Load 1.495
Barrier Run Smooth Wide Load 1:04.689 Wide Load 1.172
Sweeping Curve Smooth Wide Load 1:06.594 Wide Load 1.905
Bounce Pads Smooth Wide Load 1:08.144 Wide Load 1.550
S-Bend Smooth Wide Load 1:11.578 Wide Load 3.434
Tight Curve Smooth Wide Load 1:14.978 Wide Load 3.400
The Funnel Smooth Wide Load 1:17.156 Wide Load 2.178
Narrow Pipe Metal Wide Load 1:19.539 Wide Load 2.383
The Gauntlet Smooth Wide Load 1:22.306 Thick Rick 2.172
The Hairpin Smooth Wide Load 1:26.828 Thick Rick 3.845
Split Route Smooth Wide Load 1:29.494 Thick Rick 2.650
Sweeping Curve Smooth Wide Load 1:33.767 Big Randy 4.167
Final Sprint Smooth Wide Load 1:36.483 Wide Load 2.716
Target Zone Carpet Wide Load 1:37.639 Wide Load 1.156
Exit Gate Smooth Wide Load 1:38.683 Wide Load 1.044
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 0/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 1/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 NOO The Noodles 5 0/1 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 6 1/1 3
7 BEA The Beans 7 1/1 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
276 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 14-8-9-6-4.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 2
278 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-12-4-3-5.
128.32
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 3
249 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 11-8-5-4-3.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 4
286 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-4-10-3-5.
106.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 1
273 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-7-6-8-7.
112.58
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 2
271 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 9-5-7-6-6.
136.76
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
274 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 15-5-11-8-7.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
271 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-7-10-7-6.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
271 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-7-13-8-7.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
271 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 12-7-6-8-9.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
273 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 7-8-7-6-5.
218.86
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
274 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-16-7-8-15.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
270 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 13-6-6-4-12.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
273 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-4-15-5-6.
217.80
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
276 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 10-6-14-6-14.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
270 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 6-6-4-8-7.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
283 starts, 22 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 16-3-8-3-3.
90.56
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
278 starts, 19 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-4-3-3-1.
14.84
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
263 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-1-3-3.
21.36
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
265 starts, 21 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 4-3-5-3-1.
19.73
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 1
273 starts, 67 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 7-2-6-2-1.
11.94
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
284 starts, 62 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 3-2-2-3-2.
11.52
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 3
252 starts, 55 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-2-2-7-5.
9.70
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4
280 starts, 77 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 2-2-5-13-2.
10.60
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 1
257 starts, 117 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 1-1-12-2-1.
12.46
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 2
280 starts, 146 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-1-1-1-2.
7.40
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 3
274 starts, 132 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 2-1-3-1-1.
9.11
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 4
278 starts, 134 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-2-1-2-2.
7.62
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1
260 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 5-4-1-4-5.
73.59
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
282 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-5-4-8-4.
50.78
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
268 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-7-5-8-7.
64.22
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 4
279 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 6-4-8-5-8.
75.28

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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