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· Season 2 · Round 13

The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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Honey Mustard wins at The Basement

Honey Mustard took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Nuggets. Thick Rick finished second. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:47.466 — 5 +4 14 9.1
1 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:47.466 — 5 +4 14 9.1
1 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:47.466 — 5 +4 14 9.1
1 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:47.466 — 5 +4 14 9.1
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:48.050 +0.58 1 -1 15 9.8
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:48.050 +0.58 1 -1 15 9.8
2 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:48.050 +0.58 1 -1 15 9.8
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:48.050 +0.58 1 -1 15 9.8
3 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:55.861 +8.40 7 +4 11 10.4
3 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:55.861 +8.40 7 +4 11 10.4
3 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:55.861 +8.40 7 +4 11 10.4
3 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:55.861 +8.40 7 +4 11 10.4
4 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:03.828 +16.36 4 0 11 8.8
4 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:03.828 +16.36 4 0 11 8.8
4 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:03.828 +16.36 4 0 11 8.8
4 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:03.828 +16.36 4 0 11 8.8
5 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:06.673 +19.21 2 -3 10 8.9
5 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 3:06.673 +19.21 2 -3 10 8.9
5 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:06.673 +19.21 2 -3 10 8.9
5 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 3:06.673 +19.21 2 -3 10 8.9
6 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:07.201 +19.74 6 0 14 7.9
6 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:07.201 +19.74 6 0 14 7.9
6 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:07.201 +19.74 6 0 14 7.9
6 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:07.201 +19.74 6 0 14 7.9
7 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:11.116 +23.65 8 +1 11 9.0
7 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:11.116 +23.65 8 +1 11 9.0
7 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:11.116 +23.65 8 +1 11 9.0
7 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:11.116 +23.65 8 +1 11 9.0
8 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:11.762 +24.30 3 -5 13 9.5
8 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:11.762 +24.30 3 -5 13 9.5
8 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:11.762 +24.30 3 -5 13 9.5
8 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:11.762 +24.30 3 -5 13 9.5
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
4.467
And it's Old Gristle in front now. Career record: 7 wins from 33, average finish 4.1.
8.033
Radiator is going backwards.
12.639
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
22.544
Second Sock gets hit hard.
26.650
Slapper finds trouble. Averaging 9.2 contacts an event coming in.
30.361
It is chaos out there. Averaging 10.0 contacts an event coming in.
33.778
It is chaos out there. Averaging 11.4 contacts an event coming in.
34.250
Here comes Old Gristle.
37.250
Thick Rick takes it.
47.728
Radiator finds trouble.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth Radiator 1.944 Radiator 1.944
Smooth Descent Hard Old Gristle 4.533 Old Gristle 2.577
Sweeping Curve Smooth Old Gristle 7.411 Slapper 2.055
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 10.700 Slapper 2.439
The Drops Carpet Slapper 12.822 Slapper 2.122
Smooth Descent Smooth Old Gristle 17.089 Thick Rick 2.945
Sweeping Curve Hard Old Gristle 19.650 Old Gristle 2.561
Slick Floor Slick Old Gristle 21.678 Old Gristle 2.028
The Plunge Smooth Old Gristle 23.228 Old Gristle 1.550
Smooth Descent Smooth Old Gristle 26.217 Custard 2.777
The Kicker Smooth Old Gristle 30.356 Second Sock 3.566
Stairwell Metal Old Gristle 33.883 Slapper 3.445
Carpet Flat Smooth Old Gristle 36.378 Slapper 2.389
Tight Curve Smooth Old Gristle 37.250 Old Gristle 0.872
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 1 1/1 8
2 PCK The Pucks 2 1/1 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 3 1/1 6
4 BEA The Beans 4 1/1 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 5 1/1 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 6 1/1 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 7 1/1 2
8 NOO The Noodles 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
30 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-3-6-8-6.
132.86
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 2
33 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 7-7-12-10-6.
191.27
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 3
25 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-9-5-6-8.
103.48
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 4
30 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.4. Last five: 6-7-6-3-8.
83.05
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
32 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 10-8-4-11-6.
196.31
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 2
27 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-8-12-7-5.
121.13
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 3
31 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-11-8-7-9.
169.23
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
28 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-14-7-5-5.
154.95
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
29 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 6-15-4-8-11.
150.42
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
30 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-14-8-10-6.
120.45
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
31 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 11-6-6-13-5.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
28 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 14-6-13-8-6.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
30 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-5-16-7-5.
197.54
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
31 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-16-5-7-7.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
30 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-15-6-5-4.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
27 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 9-5-5-7-5.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
26 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 4-8-3-16-1.
42.83
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
28 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 12-4-7-4-3.
62.05
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
32 starts, 3 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 13-4-10-2-3.
26.91
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
32 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-9-3-1-4.
29.28
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 1
30 starts, 7 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-1-7-2-1.
12.34
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 2
32 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 1-8-8-3-1.
16.03
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 3
31 starts, 10 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 1-1-6-2-2.
9.77
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 4
25 starts, 8 wins, average finish 3.0. Last five: 2-1-5-1-1.
5.53
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
31 starts, 14 wins, average finish 3.0. Last five: 1-3-2-1-5.
6.83
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 2
30 starts, 13 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-6-1-2-12.
10.89
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 3
28 starts, 10 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 3-1-2-4-13.
12.38
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 4
29 starts, 13 wins, average finish 2.8. Last five: 4-3-1-2-13.
9.27
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 1
28 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 2-3-7-4-2.
43.79
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 2
31 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.4. Last five: 15-2-2-4-2.
64.45
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 3
32 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.6. Last five: 2-3-4-4-1.
39.91
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 4
27 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.2. Last five: 16-2-4-3-5.
81.19

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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