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· Season 2 · Round 22

The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win

The Coaster took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:37.327 — 5 +4 16 9.6
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:37.327 — 5 +4 16 9.6
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:37.327 — 5 +4 16 9.6
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:37.327 — 5 +4 16 9.6
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:45.750 +8.42 8 +6 15 9.3
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:45.750 +8.42 8 +6 15 9.3
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:45.750 +8.42 8 +6 15 9.3
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:45.750 +8.42 8 +6 15 9.3
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:51.610 +14.28 3 0 13 10.3
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:51.610 +14.28 3 0 13 10.3
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:51.610 +14.28 3 0 13 10.3
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:51.610 +14.28 3 0 13 10.3
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:56.538 +19.21 2 -2 13 8.2
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:56.538 +19.21 2 -2 13 8.2
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:56.538 +19.21 2 -2 13 8.2
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:56.538 +19.21 2 -2 13 8.2
5 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:05.156 +27.83 4 -1 11 8.1
5 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:05.156 +27.83 4 -1 11 8.1
5 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:05.156 +27.83 4 -1 11 8.1
5 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:05.156 +27.83 4 -1 11 8.1
— Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 3:06.700 +29.37 1 -5 10 8.2
— Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 3:06.700 +29.37 1 -5 10 8.2
— Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 3:06.700 +29.37 1 -5 10 8.2
— Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 3:06.700 +29.37 1 -5 10 8.2
— Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:13.011 +35.68 7 0 17 8.9
— The Unit INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:13.011 +35.68 7 0 17 8.9
— Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:13.011 +35.68 7 0 17 8.9
— Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:13.011 +35.68 7 0 17 8.9
8 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:13.055 +35.73 6 -2 10 8.3
8 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:13.055 +35.73 6 -2 10 8.3
8 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:13.055 +35.73 6 -2 10 8.3
8 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:13.055 +35.73 6 -2 10 8.3
0.017
That is a big one for The Unit.
4.600
Gravy takes the lead. Career record: 9 wins from 35, average finish 3.3.
8.033
Refried Ron is losing places.
11.578
Up goes Refried Ron.
16.033
Extraordinary scenes.
20.394
Damp Kevin gets hit hard.
24.033
Oh dear.
29.294
Heavy contact for Thick Rick.
34.933
Gravy takes the lead. Career record: 9 wins from 35, average finish 3.3.
37.767
Gravy is going to win this.
40.767
It is Puck Yeah! Career record: 17 wins from 39, average finish 3.4.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth Refried Ron 1.944 Refried Ron 1.944
Smooth Descent Hard Gravy 4.478 Thick Rick 2.489
Sweeping Curve Smooth Gravy 6.911 Gravy 2.433
Smooth Descent Hard Gravy 10.589 Gravy 3.678
The Drops Carpet Gravy 13.000 Gravy 2.411
Smooth Descent Smooth Gravy 15.689 Gravy 2.689
Sweeping Curve Hard Gravy 18.244 Puck Yeah 2.445
Slick Floor Slick Gravy 20.361 Thick Rick 2.034
The Plunge Smooth Gravy 25.628 Thick Rick 1.539
Smooth Descent Smooth Thick Rick 29.000 Thick Rick 3.033
The Kicker Smooth Gravy 34.056 Tender Greg 3.650
Stairwell Metal Gravy 37.483 Gravy 3.427
Carpet Flat Smooth Gravy 39.906 Puck Yeah 2.406
Tight Curve Smooth Gravy 40.767 Puck Yeah 0.828
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 1/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 5 1/1 4
6 NOO The Noodles 6 0/1 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 7 0/1 2
8 BEA The Beans 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 1
31 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 14-8-4-7-8.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
35 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 8-11-8-4-7.
108.02
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
37 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-16-8-7-7.
187.83
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4
36 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-8-8-7-7.
122.70
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1
33 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 7-1-6-4-8.
97.29
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
38 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 10-7-10-4-6.
158.89
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
33 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 9-7-4-3-8.
117.24
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4
35 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-13-4-8-8.
132.85
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
34 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 4-7-6-11-6.
122.88
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
35 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 4-7-7-5-6.
107.62
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
33 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 12-4-7-2-6.
164.73
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
37 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 11-4-3-9-4.
103.31
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
34 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-6-6-4-5.
124.98
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
35 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-6-5-15-6.
176.14
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
36 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-6-8-6-4.
204.16
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
34 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-6-10-4-5.
123.26
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
30 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 16-1-2-1-4.
39.75
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
36 starts, 5 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 4-1-7-5-3.
28.42
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
38 starts, 5 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 1-3-2-12-1.
13.18
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
35 starts, 5 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 1-2-1-4-9.
14.80
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1
32 starts, 8 wins, average finish 3.0. Last five: 3-6-4-2-3.
8.59
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 2
36 starts, 11 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 13-3-1-3-2.
13.21
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 3
34 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 3-3-16-2-3.
13.66
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4
37 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 2-3-3-15-2.
14.53
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 1
34 starts, 15 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 1-2-1-3-3.
6.61
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 2
34 starts, 15 wins, average finish 2.9. Last five: 2-8-1-1-3.
10.45
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 3
35 starts, 12 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 15-2-12-1-11.
39.47
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 4
36 starts, 15 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 2-2-1-9-3.
7.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1
32 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 8-5-2-5-5.
62.27
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
33 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 3-5-8-5-5.
40.35
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
37 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.8. Last five: 5-14-5-5-13.
102.22
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 4
37 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.5. Last five: 5-5-8-5-4.
44.24

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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