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· Season 2 · Round 31

The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win

Slapper took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:39.073 — 1 0 16 8.6
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:39.073 — 1 0 16 8.6
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:39.073 — 1 0 16 8.6
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:39.073 — 1 0 16 8.6
2 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:47.155 +8.08 7 +5 12 10.9
2 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:47.155 +8.08 7 +5 12 10.9
2 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:47.155 +8.08 7 +5 12 10.9
2 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:47.155 +8.08 7 +5 12 10.9
— Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:57.017 +17.94 8 +5 16 8.6
— Gravy INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:57.017 +17.94 8 +5 16 8.6
— Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:57.017 +17.94 8 +5 16 8.6
— The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:57.017 +17.94 8 +5 16 8.6
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 3:04.106 +25.03 6 +2 12 8.6
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:04.106 +25.03 6 +2 12 8.6
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:04.106 +25.03 6 +2 12 8.6
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 3:04.106 +25.03 6 +2 12 8.6
5 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:05.145 +26.07 2 -3 11 8.6
5 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:05.145 +26.07 2 -3 11 8.6
5 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:05.145 +26.07 2 -3 11 8.6
5 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:05.145 +26.07 2 -3 11 8.6
6 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:05.994 +26.92 4 -2 16 7.3
6 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:05.994 +26.92 4 -2 16 7.3
6 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:05.994 +26.92 4 -2 16 7.3
6 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:05.994 +26.92 4 -2 16 7.3
7 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:10.995 +31.92 3 -4 12 8.2
7 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:10.995 +31.92 3 -4 12 8.2
7 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:10.995 +31.92 3 -4 12 8.2
7 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:10.995 +31.92 3 -4 12 8.2
8 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:18.722 +39.65 5 -3 14 7.8
8 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:18.722 +39.65 5 -3 14 7.8
8 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:18.722 +39.65 5 -3 14 7.8
8 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:18.722 +39.65 5 -3 14 7.8
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 11.1 contacts an event coming in.
4.100
Thick Rick hits the front. Career record: 5 wins from 41, average finish 5.1.
8.033
Crooked Pete is coming through.
12.283
Big air for Butter Bean.
16.033
The Coaster is making ground.
22.333
And it's Thick Rick in front now.
28.750
Right into it goes Squish. Averaging 9.5 contacts an event coming in.
33.811
Thick Rick has it. Recent finishes: 3-16-3-13-3.
34.311
That is a big one for The Coaster. Averaging 8.8 contacts an event coming in.
37.711
The Coaster takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth The Unit 1.950 The Unit 1.950
Smooth Descent Hard Thick Rick 4.611 Butter Bean 2.533
Sweeping Curve Smooth Thick Rick 7.511 The Coaster 2.044
Smooth Descent Hard The Coaster 10.967 The Coaster 2.506
The Drops Carpet The Coaster 13.011 The Coaster 2.044
Smooth Descent Smooth The Coaster 15.461 The Coaster 2.450
Sweeping Curve Hard The Coaster 18.467 Thick Rick 2.472
Slick Floor Slick The Coaster 21.044 Thick Rick 1.911
The Plunge Smooth Thick Rick 22.911 Thick Rick 1.467
Smooth Descent Smooth Thick Rick 26.561 Thick Rick 3.650
The Kicker Smooth Thick Rick 29.961 Butter Bean 3.272
Stairwell Metal Thick Rick 33.350 Thick Rick 3.389
Carpet Flat Smooth Thick Rick 35.894 The Coaster 2.434
Tight Curve Smooth Thick Rick 36.811 The Lieutenant 0.850
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 2 1/1 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 3 0/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 BEA The Beans 5 1/1 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 6 1/1 3
7 NOO The Noodles 7 1/1 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1
39 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.5. Last five: 6-6-7-6-8.
101.11
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2
37 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-7-7-4-6.
134.21
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
43 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-6-11-7-7.
162.63
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4
41 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-4-6-7-6.
131.84
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
41 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 5-5-8-10-7.
99.07
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
37 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 9-5-5-8-9.
108.96
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3
40 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-14-5-5-6.
133.11
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4
42 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 3-5-6-8-5.
98.38
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
36 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-6-7-12-4.
104.01
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
40 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 8-8-3-15-6.
140.40
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
42 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-7-6-11-7.
140.02
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
42 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 10-8-10-6-3.
156.17
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
41 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 14-7-5-12-8.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
39 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-16-8-8-5.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
41 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 4-7-8-16-5.
192.00
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
39 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-8-10-5-5.
178.85
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
38 starts, 5 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 13-3-2-9-2.
33.38
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
39 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-1-2-4-1.
16.51
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
41 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 3-1-2-1-3.
8.66
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
42 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 5-3-2-1-5.
15.40
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 1
44 starts, 8 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 16-2-8-4-3.
33.23
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 2
36 starts, 9 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 2-3-15-1-3.
10.46
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 3
39 starts, 8 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 12-2-3-3-1.
18.52
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4
41 starts, 13 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-3-13-1-1.
12.16
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 1
41 starts, 18 wins, average finish 2.9. Last five: 1-1-5-1-2.
6.85
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 2
41 starts, 17 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 15-1-1-2-3.
14.90
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 3
38 starts, 13 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 1-2-3-15-2.
21.29
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4
40 starts, 18 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-1-2-1-3.
6.33
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 1
41 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.6. Last five: 4-4-4-4-5.
49.23
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 2
37 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-6-4-4-4.
47.69
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 3
43 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.8. Last five: 11-4-13-4-9.
87.76
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
39 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 2-4-7-4-14.
52.09

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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