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The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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Carnage — Chunk survives to win

Chunk took The Basement Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. The Lieutenant finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:41.690 — 4 +3 14 10.1
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:41.690 — 4 +3 14 10.1
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:41.690 — 4 +3 14 10.1
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:41.690 — 4 +3 14 10.1
2 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:51.572 +9.88 7 +5 14 8.2
2 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:51.572 +9.88 7 +5 14 8.2
2 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:51.572 +9.88 7 +5 14 8.2
2 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:51.572 +9.88 7 +5 14 8.2
3 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:53.221 +11.53 6 +3 15 8.7
3 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:53.221 +11.53 6 +3 15 8.7
3 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:53.221 +11.53 6 +3 15 8.7
3 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:53.221 +11.53 6 +3 15 8.7
— Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:54.383 +12.69 8 +4 16 8.6
— Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:54.383 +12.69 8 +4 16 8.6
— Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:54.383 +12.69 8 +4 16 8.6
— Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:54.383 +12.69 8 +4 16 8.6
5 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:07.861 +26.17 3 -2 14 8.3
5 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:07.861 +26.17 3 -2 14 8.3
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:07.861 +26.17 3 -2 14 8.3
5 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:07.861 +26.17 3 -2 14 8.3
6 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:08.000 +26.31 5 -1 13 8.3
6 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:08.000 +26.31 5 -1 13 8.3
6 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:08.000 +26.31 5 -1 13 8.3
6 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:08.000 +26.31 5 -1 13 8.3
7 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:09.723 +28.03 1 -6 10 7.8
7 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:09.723 +28.03 1 -6 10 7.8
7 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:09.723 +28.03 1 -6 10 7.8
7 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:09.723 +28.03 1 -6 10 7.8
8 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:15.155 +33.47 2 -6 10 7.7
8 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:15.155 +33.47 2 -6 10 7.7
8 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:15.155 +33.47 2 -6 10 7.7
8 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:15.155 +33.47 2 -6 10 7.7
0.017
Absolute carnage.
3.833
And it's The Coaster in front now.
8.033
And it all goes wrong.
11.978
Big air for Honey Mustard. Recent finishes: 9-3-1-4-6.
16.033
Pilot Light is going backwards.
21.833
Chunk is completely off the deck.
25.578
Extraordinary scenes.
32.356
That is a big one for Pilot Light. Averaging 11.5 contacts an event coming in.
36.667
Chunk is going to win this. Recent finishes: 1-6-2-2-2.
39.667
Chunk takes it. Career record: 9 wins from 30, average finish 3.6.
48.033
Long John slips to the rear.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth Refried Ron 1.950 The Coaster 1.939
Smooth Descent Hard The Coaster 4.444 The Coaster 2.505
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Coaster 7.183 Long John 2.700
Smooth Descent Hard The Coaster 10.483 The Coaster 3.300
The Drops Carpet The Coaster 12.833 The Coaster 2.350
Smooth Descent Smooth The Coaster 15.489 The Coaster 2.656
Sweeping Curve Hard The Coaster 18.322 Chunk 2.666
Slick Floor Slick The Coaster 21.506 Chunk 2.362
The Plunge Smooth The Coaster 25.156 Chunk 1.694
Smooth Descent Smooth The Coaster 29.000 Chunk 3.644
The Kicker Smooth Chunk 33.039 Chunk 3.495
Stairwell Metal Chunk 36.439 Honey Mustard 3.345
Carpet Flat Smooth Chunk 38.839 The Coaster 2.389
Tight Curve Smooth Chunk 39.667 Chunk 0.828
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 1 1/1 8
2 SFT The Soft Boys 2 1/1 7
3 PCK The Pucks 3 1/1 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 4 0/1 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 5 1/1 4
6 BEA The Beans 6 1/1 3
7 NOO The Noodles 7 1/1 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 1
30 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.4. Last five: 10-6-8-8-8.
182.56
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2
24 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 9-5-6-8-7.
124.23
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 3
28 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.4. Last five: 6-3-8-6-7.
74.12
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4
26 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-8-7-6-8.
100.04
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
26 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-5-5-6-8.
109.45
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 2
30 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 11-8-7-9-5.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3
25 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 12-7-5-6-7.
101.24
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
27 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 7-5-6-13-7.
106.27
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
26 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 8-6-3-15-7.
157.54
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
26 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 13-8-6-5-16.
197.42
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
27 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 4-8-11-6-3.
106.69
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
29 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 14-8-10-6-5.
153.74
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
23 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 5-7-7-10-8.
192.76
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
29 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 15-6-5-4-7.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
30 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 16-5-7-7-15.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
26 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-7-8-8-5.
121.03
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
30 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 3-1-4-6-1.
25.00
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
25 starts, 3 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 4-3-15-1-11.
26.24
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
25 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 8-3-16-1-14.
52.82
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
28 starts, 3 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 3-3-1-3-4.
9.63
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 1
30 starts, 9 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 1-6-2-2-2.
12.53
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 2
22 starts, 7 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-1-2-2-2.
7.29
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
28 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 1-2-2-1-11.
9.84
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 4
28 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 7-2-1-14-2.
16.37
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 1
26 starts, 12 wins, average finish 2.9. Last five: 2-13-4-1-1.
9.26
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 2
27 starts, 12 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 5-2-4-1-2.
8.17
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 3
26 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 2-4-13-1-2.
16.84
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4
29 starts, 13 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 6-1-2-12-4.
14.99
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 1
27 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 3-7-4-2-3.
61.60
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2
29 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-1-3-12-5.
56.21
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
27 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.3. Last five: 2-4-3-4-5.
38.45
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 4
25 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 4-3-5-4-8.
37.39

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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