Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 2 · Round 40

The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win

Wide Load took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. The Coaster finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:29.022 5 +4 12 9.8
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:29.022 5 +4 12 9.8
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:29.022 5 +4 12 9.8
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:29.022 5 +4 12 9.8
2 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:51.610 +22.59 6 +4 13 9.3
2 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:51.610 +22.59 6 +4 13 9.3
2 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:51.610 +22.59 6 +4 13 9.3
2 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:51.610 +22.59 6 +4 13 9.3
3 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:52.799 +23.78 7 +4 9 9.5
3 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2:52.799 +23.78 7 +4 9 9.5
3 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:52.799 +23.78 7 +4 9 9.5
3 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:52.799 +23.78 7 +4 9 9.5
4 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:54.700 +25.68 1 -3 19 8.9
4 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:54.700 +25.68 1 -3 19 8.9
4 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:54.700 +25.68 1 -3 19 8.9
4 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:54.700 +25.68 1 -3 19 8.9
Yolk INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:04.266 +35.24 4 -1 8 6.7
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:04.266 +35.24 4 -1 8 6.7
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:04.266 +35.24 4 -1 8 6.7
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:04.266 +35.24 4 -1 8 6.7
6 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:10.540 +41.52 3 -3 6 7.4
6 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:10.540 +41.52 3 -3 6 7.4
6 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:10.540 +41.52 3 -3 6 7.4
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:10.540 +41.52 3 -3 6 7.4
7 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:11.683 +42.66 8 +1 11 9.2
7 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:11.683 +42.66 8 +1 11 9.2
7 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:11.683 +42.66 8 +1 11 9.2
7 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:11.683 +42.66 8 +1 11 9.2
8 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:12.151 +43.13 2 -6 9 8.0
8 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:12.151 +43.13 2 -6 9 8.0
8 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:12.151 +43.13 2 -6 9 8.0
8 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:12.151 +43.13 2 -6 9 8.0
0.017
Absolute carnage.
8.033
The lead changes hands. The Coaster.
12.283
Crooked Pete is airborne. Recent finishes: 3-9-7-2-7.
16.033
You do not see that every day.
22.800
The Coaster hits the front. Career record: 21 wins from 48, average finish 3.0.
28.533
Right into it goes Butter Bean.
32.033
They will not want to see that again.
35.233
The Coaster has it.
36.911
Chunk finds trouble. Averaging 10.1 contacts an event coming in.
40.311
It is The Coaster!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth Butter Bean 1.950 Butter Bean 1.950
Smooth Descent Hard Thick Rick 4.583 Damp Kevin 2.600
Sweeping Curve Smooth Butter Bean 7.678 The Coaster 2.155
Smooth Descent Hard The Coaster 10.122 The Coaster 2.411
The Drops Carpet The Coaster 12.111 The Coaster 1.989
Smooth Descent Smooth The Coaster 16.183 Thick Rick 2.717
Sweeping Curve Hard Thick Rick 19.511 Thick Rick 2.883
Slick Floor Slick The Coaster 22.722 Chunk 2.316
The Plunge Smooth The Coaster 24.439 The Coaster 1.717
Smooth Descent Smooth The Coaster 27.300 The Coaster 2.861
The Kicker Smooth Thick Rick 32.072 Butter Bean 3.650
Stairwell Metal The Coaster 35.022 Chunk 3.372
Carpet Flat Smooth The Coaster 37.417 Chunk 2.362
Tight Curve Smooth The Coaster 38.233 Chunk 0.811
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 2 1/1 7
3 BEA The Beans 3 1/1 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 4 1/1 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 5 0/1 4
6 NOO The Noodles 6 1/1 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 7 1/1 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1
45 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 8-7-12-6-6.
168.54
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 2
45 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-6-10-7-6.
133.74
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
51 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-7-2-10-6.
144.97
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 4
40 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-6-7-6-7.
88.06
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1
44 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 12-6-7-4-5.
137.41
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
45 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 11-6-7-4-5.
126.58
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 3
49 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-5-15-7-2.
119.08
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
43 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-8-7-7-6.
141.97
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
42 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-3-16-8-3.
132.98
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
45 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-8-6-10-8.
97.23
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
46 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 9-5-8-8-6.
215.17
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 10-5-11-8-12.
184.03
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
43 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 16-8-5-5-7.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
46 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-14-5-5-5.
191.61
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
46 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-5-4-5-5.
154.56
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
46 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 14-8-6-13-5.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
42 starts, 5 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 2-3-16-3-13.
33.97
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
44 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 6-2-4-3-3.
15.51
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
46 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 2-3-7-3-5.
15.47
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
49 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 5-2-4-5-3.
13.65
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 1
47 starts, 15 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 1-3-8-4-1.
13.00
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 2
40 starts, 10 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 13-3-1-2-2.
14.95
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 3
44 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 3-3-1-13-2.
15.02
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4
50 starts, 10 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-1-1-8-2.
13.21
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 1
45 starts, 20 wins, average finish 3.0. Last five: 1-2-15-1-1.
9.09
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 2
46 starts, 19 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 15-1-2-2-1.
21.55
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 3
47 starts, 24 wins, average finish 3.0. Last five: 1-1-1-2-1.
5.23
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 4
43 starts, 15 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 2-1-6-2-1.
11.14
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1
41 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 4-4-9-8-4.
50.08
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2
50 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-7-9-2-4.
86.08
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 3
44 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 3-4-4-14-8.
51.16
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 4
46 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.6. Last five: 4-4-7-4-8.
40.15

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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