· Season 11 · Round 13
The Basement Relay — Relay
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win
The Coaster took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 6:45.650 | — | 1 | 0 | 21 | 14.2 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 6:45.650 | — | 1 | 0 | 21 | 14.2 |
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 6:45.650 | — | 1 | 0 | 21 | 14.2 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 6:45.650 | — | 1 | 0 | 21 | 14.2 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 6:55.811 | +10.16 | 4 | +2 | 32 | 12.2 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 6:55.811 | +10.16 | 4 | +2 | 32 | 12.2 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 6:55.811 | +10.16 | 4 | +2 | 32 | 12.2 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 6:55.811 | +10.16 | 4 | +2 | 32 | 12.2 |
| 3 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 7:16.266 | +30.62 | 6 | +3 | 29 | 13.0 |
| 3 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 7:16.266 | +30.62 | 6 | +3 | 29 | 13.0 |
| 3 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 7:16.266 | +30.62 | 6 | +3 | 29 | 13.0 |
| 3 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 7:16.266 | +30.62 | 6 | +3 | 29 | 13.0 |
| 4 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 7:35.261 | +49.61 | 2 | -2 | 25 | 12.9 |
| 4 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 7:35.261 | +49.61 | 2 | -2 | 25 | 12.9 |
| 4 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 7:35.261 | +49.61 | 2 | -2 | 25 | 12.9 |
| 4 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 7:35.261 | +49.61 | 2 | -2 | 25 | 12.9 |
| 5 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 8:10.650 | +85.00 | 3 | -2 | 32 | 13.5 |
| 5 | The Kidney | The Beans | 8:10.650 | +85.00 | 3 | -2 | 32 | 13.5 |
| 5 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 8:10.650 | +85.00 | 3 | -2 | 32 | 13.5 |
| 5 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 8:10.650 | +85.00 | 3 | -2 | 32 | 13.5 |
| 6 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 8:17.356 | +91.71 | 8 | +2 | 28 | 10.9 |
| 6 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 8:17.356 | +91.71 | 8 | +2 | 28 | 10.9 |
| 6 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 8:17.356 | +91.71 | 8 | +2 | 28 | 10.9 |
| 6 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 8:17.356 | +91.71 | 8 | +2 | 28 | 10.9 |
| — | Second Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:21.278 | +95.63 | 7 | 0 | 30 | 12.6 |
| — | Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:21.278 | +95.63 | 7 | 0 | 30 | 12.6 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:21.278 | +95.63 | 7 | 0 | 30 | 12.6 |
| — | The Heel INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:21.278 | +95.63 | 7 | 0 | 30 | 12.6 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:31.388 | +105.74 | 5 | -3 | 20 | 13.2 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:31.388 | +105.74 | 5 | -3 | 20 | 13.2 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:31.388 | +105.74 | 5 | -3 | 20 | 13.2 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:31.388 | +105.74 | 5 | -3 | 20 | 13.2 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
6.328
Look at that.
11.694
And Thick Rick takes flight.
15.206
And The Coaster takes flight. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-1-1.
19.917
And Thick Rick takes flight.
23.400
Floppy Joe finds trouble.
26.972
Up goes Gravy.
30.400
That is the sport, right there.
33.861
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 4-6-6-2-5.
38.750
That is not going to help. Recent finishes: 9-7-3-3-6.
42.456
Up goes The Coaster.
46.467
Look at that. Recent finishes: 3-1-5-2-2.
51.200
That is a big one for The Coaster. Averaging 14.8 contacts an event coming in.
54.983
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
58.522
Oh dear.
1:04.700
And it's The Coaster in front now.
1:09.189
Sweaty Gerald is completely off the deck.
1:17.617
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:26.528
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:33.239
The Coaster is going to win this.
1:36.239
The Coaster takes it.
1:41.256
That is a big one for Custard.
1:52.978
No idea what happened there.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Hard | Pilot Light | 1.950 | Pilot Light 1.950 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Gravy | 5.133 | Gravy 2.866 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Thick Rick | 7.539 | Thick Rick 2.311 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Thick Rick | 10.811 | The Coaster 3.033 |
| The Drops | Hard | Thick Rick | 12.639 | The Coaster 1.655 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Thick Rick | 15.011 | Gravy 2.216 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Thick Rick | 17.261 | Thick Rick 2.250 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Thick Rick | 19.578 | Gravy 2.150 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Thick Rick | 21.778 | The Coaster 1.889 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Thick Rick | 24.256 | The Coaster 2.161 |
| The Kicker | Hard | Thick Rick | 25.350 | The Coaster 0.928 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Thick Rick | 27.156 | The Coaster 1.616 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Thick Rick | 28.772 | Thick Rick 1.616 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Thick Rick | 31.617 | Thick Rick 2.845 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Thick Rick | 36.494 | The Coaster 4.738 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Thick Rick | 39.750 | The Coaster 3.012 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Thick Rick | 41.950 | Gravy 1.878 |
| The Drops | Hard | Thick Rick | 43.850 | Gravy 1.733 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Thick Rick | 46.083 | The Coaster 2.028 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Thick Rick | 47.611 | The Coaster 1.316 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Thick Rick | 50.600 | The Coaster 2.445 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Thick Rick | 52.133 | The Coaster 1.400 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Thick Rick | 54.622 | The Coaster 2.111 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Thick Rick | 56.339 | Thick Rick 1.717 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Thick Rick | 58.839 | The Coaster 2.033 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Thick Rick | 59.956 | The Coaster 0.878 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Thick Rick | 1:01.667 | The Coaster 1.344 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Thick Rick | 1:02.967 | The Coaster 1.089 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:04.994 | The Coaster 1.894 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:06.522 | The Coaster 1.528 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:09.017 | The Coaster 2.495 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:13.650 | Gravy 3.156 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:15.839 | Gravy 2.150 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Coaster | 1:18.178 | The Coaster 2.339 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:20.133 | The Coaster 1.955 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:23.722 | The Coaster 3.589 |
| Split Route | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:26.589 | Second Sock 2.806 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:30.822 | Gravy 4.116 |
| Final Sprint | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:33.483 | The Coaster 2.661 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | The Coaster | 1:34.928 | The Coaster 1.445 |
| Exit Gate | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:36.239 | The Coaster 1.311 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 0/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Wet Socks | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Noodles | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 1
259 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-13-6-4-5.
195.01
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 2
299 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-6-6-6-4.
137.04
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 3
289 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 11-5-11-5-6.
200.33
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 4
287 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-5-8-9-8.
219.30
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
282 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 14-8-8-7-5.
219.30
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
284 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-10-5-5-8.
114.92
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
282 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 15-8-4-10-5.
219.30
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
286 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-13-7-5-9.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
283 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-7-15-6-12.
219.30
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
280 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-15-6-7-6.
219.30
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
287 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.9. Last five: 16-6-8-6-7.
219.30
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
284 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 12-6-6-16-12.
219.30
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
282 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 7-14-5-8-14.
219.30
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
283 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 9-7-5-11-9.
219.30
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
285 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-7-8-7-6.
131.40
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
284 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 10-7-8-7-9.
191.42
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
292 starts, 22 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 4-3-2-3-3.
19.66
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
277 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-5-3-3.
18.01
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
288 starts, 19 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-2-3-3-6.
15.45
7
Stubbs
The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
277 starts, 21 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-2-6-4-8.
28.25
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 2
294 starts, 65 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-4-1-2-2.
10.38
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 3
287 starts, 69 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 5-2-2-3-2.
11.33
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 1
284 starts, 138 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-1-8-1-2.
7.66
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 3
292 starts, 153 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-1-7-3-1.
11.28
4
Wide Load
The Pucks · Leg 4
269 starts, 123 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 6-1-1-16-1.
15.75
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 1
294 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 7-4-7-14-3.
82.90
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 2
273 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-12-15-4-13.
150.27
Course preview
41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Smooth
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Smooth
7m
↓8°
Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.
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