Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 11 · Round 13

The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win

The Coaster took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 6:45.650 1 0 21 14.2
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 6:45.650 1 0 21 14.2
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 6:45.650 1 0 21 14.2
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 6:45.650 1 0 21 14.2
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 6:55.811 +10.16 4 +2 32 12.2
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 6:55.811 +10.16 4 +2 32 12.2
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 6:55.811 +10.16 4 +2 32 12.2
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 6:55.811 +10.16 4 +2 32 12.2
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 7:16.266 +30.62 6 +3 29 13.0
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 7:16.266 +30.62 6 +3 29 13.0
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 7:16.266 +30.62 6 +3 29 13.0
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 7:16.266 +30.62 6 +3 29 13.0
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 7:35.261 +49.61 2 -2 25 12.9
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 7:35.261 +49.61 2 -2 25 12.9
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 7:35.261 +49.61 2 -2 25 12.9
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 7:35.261 +49.61 2 -2 25 12.9
5 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 8:10.650 +85.00 3 -2 32 13.5
5 The Kidney BEA The Beans 8:10.650 +85.00 3 -2 32 13.5
5 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 8:10.650 +85.00 3 -2 32 13.5
5 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 8:10.650 +85.00 3 -2 32 13.5
6 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 8:17.356 +91.71 8 +2 28 10.9
6 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 8:17.356 +91.71 8 +2 28 10.9
6 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 8:17.356 +91.71 8 +2 28 10.9
6 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 8:17.356 +91.71 8 +2 28 10.9
Second Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:21.278 +95.63 7 0 30 12.6
Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:21.278 +95.63 7 0 30 12.6
Tube Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:21.278 +95.63 7 0 30 12.6
The Heel INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:21.278 +95.63 7 0 30 12.6
Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:31.388 +105.74 5 -3 20 13.2
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:31.388 +105.74 5 -3 20 13.2
Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:31.388 +105.74 5 -3 20 13.2
Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:31.388 +105.74 5 -3 20 13.2
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
6.328
Look at that.
11.694
And Thick Rick takes flight.
15.206
And The Coaster takes flight. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-1-1.
19.917
And Thick Rick takes flight.
23.400
Floppy Joe finds trouble.
26.972
Up goes Gravy.
30.400
That is the sport, right there.
33.861
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 4-6-6-2-5.
38.750
That is not going to help. Recent finishes: 9-7-3-3-6.
42.456
Up goes The Coaster.
46.467
Look at that. Recent finishes: 3-1-5-2-2.
51.200
That is a big one for The Coaster. Averaging 14.8 contacts an event coming in.
54.983
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
58.522
Oh dear.
1:04.700
And it's The Coaster in front now.
1:09.189
Sweaty Gerald is completely off the deck.
1:17.617
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:26.528
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:33.239
The Coaster is going to win this.
1:36.239
The Coaster takes it.
1:41.256
That is a big one for Custard.
1:52.978
No idea what happened there.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Pilot Light 1.950 Pilot Light 1.950
Smooth Descent Hard Gravy 5.133 Gravy 2.866
Sweeping Curve Hard Thick Rick 7.539 Thick Rick 2.311
Smooth Descent Hard Thick Rick 10.811 The Coaster 3.033
The Drops Hard Thick Rick 12.639 The Coaster 1.655
Smooth Descent Hard Thick Rick 15.011 Gravy 2.216
Sweeping Curve Hard Thick Rick 17.261 Thick Rick 2.250
Slick Floor Slick Thick Rick 19.578 Gravy 2.150
The Plunge Metal Thick Rick 21.778 The Coaster 1.889
Smooth Descent Hard Thick Rick 24.256 The Coaster 2.161
The Kicker Hard Thick Rick 25.350 The Coaster 0.928
Stairwell Hard Thick Rick 27.156 The Coaster 1.616
Carpet Flat Carpet Thick Rick 28.772 Thick Rick 1.616
Tight Curve Carpet Thick Rick 31.617 Thick Rick 2.845
The Hairpin Smooth Thick Rick 36.494 The Coaster 4.738
Stairwell Hard Thick Rick 39.750 The Coaster 3.012
Fabric Run Soft fabric Thick Rick 41.950 Gravy 1.878
The Drops Hard Thick Rick 43.850 Gravy 1.733
Carpet Flat Carpet Thick Rick 46.083 The Coaster 2.028
Fabric Run Soft fabric Thick Rick 47.611 The Coaster 1.316
Sweeping Curve Carpet Thick Rick 50.600 The Coaster 2.445
The Kicker Smooth Thick Rick 52.133 The Coaster 1.400
Carpet Flat Carpet Thick Rick 54.622 The Coaster 2.111
Peg Field Hard Thick Rick 56.339 Thick Rick 1.717
The Pinball Table Slick Thick Rick 58.839 The Coaster 2.033
Collision Funnel Hard Thick Rick 59.956 The Coaster 0.878
Smooth Descent Hard Thick Rick 1:01.667 The Coaster 1.344
Barrier Run Smooth Thick Rick 1:02.967 The Coaster 1.089
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Coaster 1:04.994 The Coaster 1.894
Bounce Pads Smooth The Coaster 1:06.522 The Coaster 1.528
S-Bend Smooth The Coaster 1:09.017 The Coaster 2.495
Tight Curve Smooth The Coaster 1:13.650 Gravy 3.156
The Funnel Smooth The Coaster 1:15.839 Gravy 2.150
Narrow Pipe Metal The Coaster 1:18.178 The Coaster 2.339
The Gauntlet Smooth The Coaster 1:20.133 The Coaster 1.955
The Hairpin Smooth The Coaster 1:23.722 The Coaster 3.589
Split Route Smooth The Coaster 1:26.589 Second Sock 2.806
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Coaster 1:30.822 Gravy 4.116
Final Sprint Smooth The Coaster 1:33.483 The Coaster 2.661
Target Zone Carpet The Coaster 1:34.928 The Coaster 1.445
Exit Gate Smooth The Coaster 1:36.239 The Coaster 1.311
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 0/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 1/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 BEA The Beans 5 1/1 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 6 1/1 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 7 0/1 2
8 NOO The Noodles 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 1
259 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-13-6-4-5.
195.01
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
299 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-6-6-6-4.
137.04
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
289 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 11-5-11-5-6.
200.33
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4
287 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-5-8-9-8.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
282 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 14-8-8-7-5.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
284 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-10-5-5-8.
114.92
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3
282 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 15-8-4-10-5.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4
286 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-13-7-5-9.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
283 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-7-15-6-12.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
280 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-15-6-7-6.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
287 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.9. Last five: 16-6-8-6-7.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
284 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 12-6-6-16-12.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
282 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 7-14-5-8-14.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
283 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 9-7-5-11-9.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
285 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-7-8-7-6.
131.40
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
284 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 10-7-8-7-9.
191.42
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
292 starts, 22 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 4-3-2-3-3.
19.66
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
277 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-5-3-3.
18.01
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
288 starts, 19 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-2-3-3-6.
15.45
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
277 starts, 21 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-2-6-4-8.
28.25
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1
261 starts, 57 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-2-3-5-2.
8.66
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
294 starts, 65 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-4-1-2-2.
10.38
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
287 starts, 69 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 5-2-2-3-2.
11.33
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4
292 starts, 81 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 2-2-7-1-1.
8.82
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 1
284 starts, 138 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-1-8-1-2.
7.66
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 2
289 starts, 141 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-3-1-1-8.
8.74
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 3
292 starts, 153 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-1-7-3-1.
11.28
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 4
269 starts, 123 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 6-1-1-16-1.
15.75
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 1
294 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 7-4-7-14-3.
82.90
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 2
273 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-12-15-4-13.
150.27
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 3
290 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 13-4-1-4-4.
76.49
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 4
277 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-4-4-2-8.
50.96

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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