Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 11 · Round 22

The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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Old Gristle wins at The Basement

Old Gristle took The Basement Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. The Lieutenant finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 6:55.001 6 +5 29 12.5
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 6:55.001 6 +5 29 12.5
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 6:55.001 6 +5 29 12.5
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 6:55.001 6 +5 29 12.5
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 6:59.283 +4.28 8 +6 27 14.3
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 6:59.283 +4.28 8 +6 27 14.3
2 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 6:59.283 +4.28 8 +6 27 14.3
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 6:59.283 +4.28 8 +6 27 14.3
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 7:13.172 +18.17 1 -2 28 13.7
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 7:13.172 +18.17 1 -2 28 13.7
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 7:13.172 +18.17 1 -2 28 13.7
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 7:13.172 +18.17 1 -2 28 13.7
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 7:43.827 +48.83 2 -2 28 11.5
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 7:43.827 +48.83 2 -2 28 11.5
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 7:43.827 +48.83 2 -2 28 11.5
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 7:43.827 +48.83 2 -2 28 11.5
5 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 8:04.989 +69.99 7 +2 28 12.6
5 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 8:04.989 +69.99 7 +2 28 12.6
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 8:04.989 +69.99 7 +2 28 12.6
5 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 8:04.989 +69.99 7 +2 28 12.6
6 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 8:11.066 +76.07 5 -1 26 12.9
6 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 8:11.066 +76.07 5 -1 26 12.9
6 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 8:11.066 +76.07 5 -1 26 12.9
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 8:11.066 +76.07 5 -1 26 12.9
7 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 8:24.979 +89.98 3 -4 31 12.1
7 The Kidney BEA The Beans 8:24.979 +89.98 3 -4 31 12.1
7 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 8:24.979 +89.98 3 -4 31 12.1
7 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 8:24.979 +89.98 3 -4 31 12.1
8 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 8:26.511 +91.51 4 -4 34 10.1
8 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 8:26.511 +91.51 4 -4 34 10.1
8 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 8:26.511 +91.51 4 -4 34 10.1
8 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 8:26.511 +91.51 4 -4 34 10.1
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 21.5 contacts an event coming in.
6.444
That is a big one for Puck Yeah.
11.256
Puck Yeah is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 1-1-7-1-4.
15.061
Gravy gets air. Recent finishes: 3-2-16-2-2.
19.672
Up goes Puck Yeah. Recent finishes: 1-1-7-1-4.
23.778
Long John gets air.
27.667
Puck Yeah takes a knock. Averaging 15.5 contacts an event coming in.
31.167
And Gravy takes flight.
40.033
That is the sport, right there.
43.717
Big air for Honey Mustard.
47.472
They will not want to see that again.
51.089
Gravy is airborne.
54.783
Look at that.
1:04.072
That is not going to help.
1:07.572
Extraordinary scenes.
1:13.567
Heavy contact for Puck Yeah.
1:19.050
Sweaty Gerald gets hit hard.
1:33.267
And Sweaty Gerald is off once more.
1:38.111
They will not want to see that again.
1:43.294
Here comes Puck Yeah.
1:46.256
That is a big one for Sweaty Gerald.
1:49.656
It is Gravy!
2:06.289
That is not going to help.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Puck Yeah 1.944 Puck Yeah 1.944
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 5.028 Puck Yeah 3.084
Sweeping Curve Hard Puck Yeah 7.706 Puck Yeah 2.678
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 10.828 Puck Yeah 3.122
The Drops Hard Puck Yeah 12.567 Puck Yeah 1.739
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 14.911 Puck Yeah 2.344
Sweeping Curve Hard Puck Yeah 17.239 Puck Yeah 2.328
Slick Floor Slick Puck Yeah 19.400 Puck Yeah 2.161
The Plunge Metal Puck Yeah 21.278 Puck Yeah 1.878
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 23.478 Honey Mustard 2.117
The Kicker Hard Puck Yeah 24.444 Puck Yeah 0.966
Stairwell Hard Puck Yeah 26.178 Gravy 1.683
Carpet Flat Carpet Puck Yeah 27.806 Puck Yeah 1.628
Tight Curve Carpet Puck Yeah 34.506 Honey Mustard 3.022
The Hairpin Smooth Honey Mustard 40.456 Honey Mustard 4.517
Stairwell Hard Honey Mustard 43.911 Gravy 3.267
Fabric Run Soft fabric Honey Mustard 46.239 Puck Yeah 1.922
The Drops Hard Puck Yeah 48.072 Puck Yeah 1.728
Carpet Flat Carpet Puck Yeah 50.100 Puck Yeah 2.028
Fabric Run Soft fabric Puck Yeah 51.411 Puck Yeah 1.311
Sweeping Curve Carpet Puck Yeah 53.422 Puck Yeah 2.011
The Kicker Smooth Puck Yeah 54.872 Puck Yeah 1.450
Carpet Flat Carpet Puck Yeah 57.106 Puck Yeah 2.234
Peg Field Hard Puck Yeah 59.306 Gravy 1.716
The Pinball Table Slick Puck Yeah 1:01.539 Puck Yeah 2.233
Collision Funnel Hard Puck Yeah 1:03.006 Custard 1.144
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 1:05.072 Custard 1.800
Barrier Run Smooth Puck Yeah 1:06.544 Custard 1.434
Sweeping Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 1:08.667 Custard 1.666
Bounce Pads Smooth Puck Yeah 1:10.367 Puck Yeah 1.700
S-Bend Smooth Puck Yeah 1:14.494 Custard 3.795
Tight Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 1:19.494 Gravy 3.850
The Funnel Smooth Puck Yeah 1:21.733 Puck Yeah 2.239
Narrow Pipe Metal Puck Yeah 1:24.206 Custard 2.400
The Gauntlet Smooth Puck Yeah 1:26.250 Puck Yeah 2.044
The Hairpin Smooth Puck Yeah 1:30.017 Puck Yeah 3.767
Split Route Smooth Puck Yeah 1:32.833 Tube Sock 2.700
Sweeping Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 1:37.111 Puck Yeah 4.278
Final Sprint Smooth Puck Yeah 1:39.894 Puck Yeah 2.783
Target Zone Carpet Puck Yeah 1:43.967 Custard 1.389
Exit Gate Smooth Puck Yeah 1:46.294 Custard 1.422
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 1 1/1 8
2 PCK The Pucks 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 1/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 5 1/1 4
6 NOO The Noodles 6 1/1 3
7 BEA The Beans 7 1/1 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 1
293 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-13-5-8-11.
212.80
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2
266 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 15-8-15-5-5.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 3
303 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 13-8-5-8-5.
182.31
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4
293 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-6-5-11-8.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
289 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 12-7-11-6-2.
188.87
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 2
288 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 9-7-8-10-6.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 3
290 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-6-5-2-8.
122.53
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
288 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-4-6-6-2.
172.43
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
288 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 14-5-16-8-7.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
291 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.9. Last five: 5-8-14-7-16.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
284 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-6-8-7-6.
209.65
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
292 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 10-5-5-14-8.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
290 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 11-6-8-8-7.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
288 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 6-7-3-7-7.
95.63
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
289 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 16-6-7-7-7.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
288 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-12-7-8-3.
189.36
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
281 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-15-6-3.
24.84
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
293 starts, 19 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 7-3-6-3-6.
20.10
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
299 starts, 22 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 2-3-9-7-3.
30.96
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
282 starts, 21 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-4-3-6-3.
21.27
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1
266 starts, 58 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-3-1-5-2.
8.42
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
298 starts, 66 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-1-4-5-2.
10.55
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 3
296 starts, 82 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 6-2-1-5-2.
10.18
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4
295 starts, 73 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-2-1-2-1.
8.18
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 1
297 starts, 156 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-4-2-1-1.
9.49
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 2
294 starts, 143 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 8-1-3-2-1.
12.79
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 3
273 starts, 125 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 1-2-2-1-6.
11.15
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 4
291 starts, 142 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 3-1-1-2-2.
8.04
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 1
299 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-4-4-4-4.
51.86
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2
297 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 4-2-5-3-4.
76.05
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 3
278 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 5-4-4-13-4.
101.13
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 4
281 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-7-4-4-4.
50.50

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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