Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 11 · Round 31

The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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Puck Yeah wins at The Basement

Puck Yeah took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 6:37.550 8 +7 28 12.5
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 6:37.550 8 +7 28 12.5
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 6:37.550 8 +7 28 12.5
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 6:37.550 8 +7 28 12.5
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 6:45.222 +7.67 4 +2 31 12.5
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 6:45.222 +7.67 4 +2 31 12.5
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 6:45.222 +7.67 4 +2 31 12.5
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 6:45.222 +7.67 4 +2 31 12.5
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 7:23.661 +46.11 3 0 28 12.6
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 7:23.661 +46.11 3 0 28 12.6
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 7:23.661 +46.11 3 0 28 12.6
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 7:23.661 +46.11 3 0 28 12.6
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 7:32.962 +55.41 5 +1 27 10.6
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 7:32.962 +55.41 5 +1 27 10.6
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 7:32.962 +55.41 5 +1 27 10.6
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 7:32.962 +55.41 5 +1 27 10.6
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 8:02.539 +84.99 7 +2 34 14.4
5 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 8:02.539 +84.99 7 +2 34 14.4
5 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 8:02.539 +84.99 7 +2 34 14.4
5 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 8:02.539 +84.99 7 +2 34 14.4
6 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 8:06.956 +89.41 1 -5 32 11.2
6 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 8:06.956 +89.41 1 -5 32 11.2
6 The Kidney BEA The Beans 8:06.956 +89.41 1 -5 32 11.2
6 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 8:06.956 +89.41 1 -5 32 11.2
7 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 8:15.006 +97.46 6 -1 36 9.7
7 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 8:15.006 +97.46 6 -1 36 9.7
7 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 8:15.006 +97.46 6 -1 36 9.7
7 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 8:15.006 +97.46 6 -1 36 9.7
8 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 8:21.205 +103.66 2 -6 26 10.4
8 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 8:21.205 +103.66 2 -6 26 10.4
8 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 8:21.205 +103.66 2 -6 26 10.4
8 Long John NOO The Noodles 8:21.205 +103.66 2 -6 26 10.4
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
8.033
Big move from Chunk.
11.878
Up goes Chunk.
15.900
Extraordinary scenes.
20.967
Custard finds trouble.
24.422
That is going to sting in the morning.
27.822
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 2-15-8-2-1.
31.989
Up goes The Unit.
37.133
Lil Nugget has the lead.
41.306
Up goes Lil Nugget.
44.867
Well, that was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 3-4-1-3-3.
48.494
Chunk gets air. Recent finishes: 2-15-8-2-1.
52.094
Oh dear.
55.600
The Kidney is airborne. Recent finishes: 7-5-8-7-6.
1:00.883
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 2-15-8-2-1.
1:07.439
Chunk is completely off the deck.
1:11.828
Extraordinary scenes.
1:16.983
That is a big one for Lil Nugget.
1:22.211
That is a big one for Slapper.
1:26.139
No idea what happened there.
1:35.639
Right into it goes Custard.
1:36.911
Slapper is going to win this.
1:39.911
It is Slapper!
1:43.950
Absolute carnage.
1:49.306
Look at that.
1:53.967
Heavy contact for The Unit.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Slapper 1.944 Slapper 1.944
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 5.000 Chunk 2.833
Sweeping Curve Hard Slapper 7.500 Slapper 2.500
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 10.367 Slapper 2.867
The Drops Hard Slapper 12.056 Slapper 1.689
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 14.239 Slapper 2.183
Sweeping Curve Hard Slapper 16.317 Slapper 2.078
Slick Floor Slick Slapper 18.339 Slapper 2.022
The Plunge Metal Slapper 21.106 The Unit 2.067
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 23.306 Slapper 2.200
The Kicker Hard Slapper 24.317 Chunk 0.906
Stairwell Hard Slapper 26.056 Lil Nugget 1.711
Carpet Flat Carpet Slapper 27.611 Slapper 1.555
Tight Curve Carpet Slapper 33.272 Lil Nugget 2.288
The Hairpin Smooth Lil Nugget 38.806 Lil Nugget 5.062
Stairwell Hard Lil Nugget 42.222 Slapper 3.139
Fabric Run Soft fabric Lil Nugget 44.417 Custard 2.006
The Drops Hard Lil Nugget 46.267 Slapper 1.761
Carpet Flat Carpet Slapper 48.267 Chunk 2.016
Fabric Run Soft fabric Slapper 49.578 Slapper 1.311
Sweeping Curve Carpet Slapper 51.706 Slapper 2.128
The Kicker Smooth Slapper 53.106 Slapper 1.400
Carpet Flat Carpet Slapper 55.311 Slapper 2.205
Peg Field Hard Slapper 57.322 Chunk 1.628
The Pinball Table Slick Slapper 59.739 Chunk 2.061
Collision Funnel Hard Slapper 1:01.139 Chunk 0.950
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 1:03.100 Chunk 1.467
Barrier Run Smooth Slapper 1:04.600 Chunk 1.233
Sweeping Curve Smooth Slapper 1:06.411 Chunk 1.739
Bounce Pads Smooth Slapper 1:08.256 Chunk 1.772
S-Bend Smooth Slapper 1:11.861 Chunk 2.700
Tight Curve Smooth Slapper 1:15.239 Slapper 3.378
The Funnel Smooth Slapper 1:17.306 Slapper 2.067
Narrow Pipe Metal Slapper 1:19.628 Custard 2.250
The Gauntlet Smooth Slapper 1:21.572 Slapper 1.944
The Hairpin Smooth Slapper 1:25.111 Slapper 3.539
Split Route Smooth Slapper 1:27.594 Slapper 2.483
Sweeping Curve Smooth Slapper 1:31.389 Slapper 3.795
Final Sprint Smooth Slapper 1:34.122 Slapper 2.733
Target Zone Carpet Slapper 1:37.622 Lil Nugget 1.288
Exit Gate Smooth Slapper 1:39.911 Lil Nugget 1.228
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 1/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 5 1/1 4
6 BEA The Beans 6 1/1 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 7 1/1 2
8 NOO The Noodles 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
299 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-6-13-7-6.
188.89
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2
272 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-7-11-7-4.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 3
309 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-6-8-7-9.
213.76
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 4
296 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-7-4-8-13.
124.28
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1
294 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-10-4-4-3.
140.94
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 2
293 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-4-3-7-6.
75.71
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
294 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 13-8-3-4-5.
191.05
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
295 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 11-8-9-5-4.
197.37
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
299 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 8-7-6-14-6.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
295 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 12-7-7-6-10.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
294 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 7-6-5-5-8.
168.57
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
288 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-12-6-5-5.
163.28
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
297 starts, 5 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-1-15-6-8.
180.99
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
294 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 16-5-16-8-6.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
294 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 10-5-8-14-6.
185.73
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
291 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-8-6-6-12.
121.62
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
301 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-8-3-3.
17.66
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
285 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-1-3-4.
15.67
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
304 starts, 23 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 3-5-3-12-1.
30.82
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
286 starts, 23 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 9-3-5-3-1.
27.26
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 1
303 starts, 83 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 1-2-2-2-2.
10.18
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
301 starts, 67 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-2-2-2-1.
8.74
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
299 starts, 74 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-1-2-2-1.
6.56
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 4
273 starts, 59 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 15-1-3-2-16.
21.33
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
303 starts, 148 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-2-4-1-1.
11.76
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 2
301 starts, 158 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 2-1-1-7-1.
7.73
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3
296 starts, 143 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 14-2-6-1-7.
18.34
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 4
276 starts, 126 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 2-1-7-1-2.
9.02
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 1
304 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-7-5-8-8.
53.28
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2
300 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 4-5-8-4-2.
47.31
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 3
283 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 5-4-4-5-8.
65.70
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 4
289 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-4-8-4-5.
80.16

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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