Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 11 · Round 4

The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win

Slapper took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. The Coaster finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 6:43.350 6 +5 29 14.2
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 6:43.350 6 +5 29 14.2
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 6:43.350 6 +5 29 14.2
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 6:43.350 6 +5 29 14.2
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 7:07.050 +23.70 2 0 28 14.0
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 7:07.050 +23.70 2 0 28 14.0
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 7:07.050 +23.70 2 0 28 14.0
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 7:07.050 +23.70 2 0 28 14.0
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 7:23.433 +40.08 5 +2 29 12.1
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 7:23.433 +40.08 5 +2 29 12.1
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 7:23.433 +40.08 5 +2 29 12.1
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 7:23.433 +40.08 5 +2 29 12.1
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 7:31.861 +48.51 8 +4 26 11.6
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 7:31.861 +48.51 8 +4 26 11.6
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 7:31.861 +48.51 8 +4 26 11.6
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 7:31.861 +48.51 8 +4 26 11.6
5 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 8:14.223 +90.87 4 -1 24 10.0
5 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 8:14.223 +90.87 4 -1 24 10.0
5 Long John NOO The Noodles 8:14.223 +90.87 4 -1 24 10.0
5 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 8:14.223 +90.87 4 -1 24 10.0
Butter Bean INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 8:15.439 +92.09 1 -5 25 10.7
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 8:15.439 +92.09 1 -5 25 10.7
Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 8:15.439 +92.09 1 -5 25 10.7
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 8:15.439 +92.09 1 -5 25 10.7
7 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 8:18.989 +95.64 7 0 26 10.0
7 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 8:18.989 +95.64 7 0 26 10.0
7 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 8:18.989 +95.64 7 0 26 10.0
7 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 8:18.989 +95.64 7 0 26 10.0
8 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 8:23.312 +99.96 3 -5 22 10.6
8 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 8:23.312 +99.96 3 -5 22 10.6
8 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 8:23.312 +99.96 3 -5 22 10.6
8 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 8:23.312 +99.96 3 -5 22 10.6
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
6.933
Honey Mustard hits the front.
12.211
Honey Mustard is completely off the deck.
15.778
Sweaty Gerald gets air.
21.333
Heavy contact for Tender Greg.
26.917
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 2-3-2-10-1.
30.700
Second Sock is completely off the deck.
35.694
And Radiator takes flight.
40.044
Up goes The Lieutenant.
43.556
Look at that.
47.072
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Recent finishes: 12-15-4-13-2.
50.839
Honey Mustard finds trouble.
54.272
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Recent finishes: 5-3-3-3-3.
58.500
Slapper is airborne. Recent finishes: 3-1-1-8-2.
1:09.628
Radiator takes a knock.
1:15.078
That is a big one for Honey Mustard. Averaging 17.1 contacts an event coming in.
1:21.372
No idea what happened there.
1:24.961
And Slapper takes flight.
1:32.183
Slapper finds trouble.
1:33.883
Here comes The Lieutenant.
1:36.883
Slapper takes it.
1:46.456
Tender Greg finds trouble.
1:50.033
Second Sock finds trouble.
1:53.572
Right into it goes Big Randy.
2:08.033
No idea what happened there.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Tender Greg 1.972 Tender Greg 1.972
Smooth Descent Hard Tender Greg 5.250 Honey Mustard 3.050
Sweeping Curve Hard Honey Mustard 7.983 Sweaty Gerald 2.522
Smooth Descent Hard Honey Mustard 11.328 Sweaty Gerald 2.945
The Drops Hard Honey Mustard 13.206 Sweaty Gerald 1.727
Smooth Descent Hard Honey Mustard 15.806 Slapper 2.211
Sweeping Curve Hard Honey Mustard 18.339 Slapper 1.984
Slick Floor Slick Honey Mustard 20.722 Slapper 2.222
The Plunge Metal Honey Mustard 23.367 The Lieutenant 1.866
Smooth Descent Hard Honey Mustard 25.778 The Lieutenant 2.122
The Kicker Hard The Lieutenant 26.800 The Lieutenant 0.906
Stairwell Hard The Lieutenant 28.322 The Lieutenant 1.522
Carpet Flat Carpet The Lieutenant 29.756 The Lieutenant 1.434
Tight Curve Carpet The Lieutenant 31.844 The Lieutenant 2.088
The Hairpin Smooth The Lieutenant 37.633 Slapper 5.778
Stairwell Hard The Lieutenant 40.878 Slapper 3.211
Fabric Run Soft fabric The Lieutenant 42.767 Slapper 1.800
The Drops Hard The Lieutenant 44.544 Slapper 1.700
Carpet Flat Carpet The Lieutenant 46.633 The Lieutenant 2.089
Fabric Run Soft fabric The Lieutenant 48.011 The Lieutenant 1.378
Sweeping Curve Carpet The Lieutenant 50.600 Slapper 2.206
The Kicker Smooth The Lieutenant 52.050 The Lieutenant 1.450
Carpet Flat Carpet The Lieutenant 54.311 The Lieutenant 2.261
Peg Field Hard The Lieutenant 55.894 The Lieutenant 1.583
The Pinball Table Slick The Lieutenant 57.967 The Lieutenant 2.073
Collision Funnel Hard The Lieutenant 59.100 Tender Greg 1.044
Smooth Descent Hard The Lieutenant 1:01.039 Tender Greg 1.622
Barrier Run Smooth The Lieutenant 1:02.639 Slapper 1.422
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Lieutenant 1:04.994 Slapper 2.061
Bounce Pads Smooth The Lieutenant 1:06.806 Slapper 1.767
S-Bend Smooth The Lieutenant 1:10.511 The Lieutenant 3.705
Tight Curve Smooth The Lieutenant 1:14.022 The Lieutenant 3.511
The Funnel Smooth The Lieutenant 1:16.244 Slapper 2.200
Narrow Pipe Metal The Lieutenant 1:18.833 Big Randy 2.417
The Gauntlet Smooth The Lieutenant 1:20.900 The Lieutenant 2.067
The Hairpin Smooth The Lieutenant 1:24.767 The Lieutenant 3.867
Split Route Smooth The Lieutenant 1:27.783 Sweaty Gerald 2.795
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Lieutenant 1:31.856 The Lieutenant 4.073
Final Sprint Smooth The Lieutenant 1:34.689 Slapper 2.755
Target Zone Carpet The Lieutenant 1:35.839 The Lieutenant 1.150
Exit Gate Smooth The Lieutenant 1:36.883 The Lieutenant 1.044
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 1/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 NOO The Noodles 5 1/1 4
6 BEA The Beans 6 0/1 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 7 1/1 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
282 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-4-11-5-7.
133.14
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
298 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-6-6-4-5.
185.23
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 3
257 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-4-5-15-7.
166.82
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 4
287 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 11-5-6-5-4.
200.96
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
278 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-5-8-11-5.
117.65
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 2
285 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 13-7-5-9-5.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3
278 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-8-5-15-8.
139.76
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
283 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 10-5-5-8-3.
117.29
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
282 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-15-6-12-7.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
277 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-6-7-6-12.
132.37
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
285 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 8-6-7-16-6.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
280 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 12-7-6-7-6.
200.29
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
279 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 9-4-8-12-7.
211.38
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
284 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-8-7-6-4.
138.13
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
282 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-7-9-6-10.
151.55
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
279 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 8-14-7-8-16.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
274 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-3-3-3.
21.60
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
274 starts, 21 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 4-8-3-11-3.
36.60
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
287 starts, 19 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 2-3-3-6-3.
16.29
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
289 starts, 22 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 3-3-3-4-3.
23.12
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 1
283 starts, 69 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-10-1-3-2.
12.19
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
292 starts, 65 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-2-2-1-4.
9.49
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 3
258 starts, 57 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 5-2-1-2-1.
8.34
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4
291 starts, 81 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 2-7-1-1-2.
9.07
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
288 starts, 140 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 3-1-1-8-2.
9.08
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 2
287 starts, 150 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-1-8-1-2.
9.59
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3
283 starts, 137 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-8-1-2-1.
7.79
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 4
266 starts, 121 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 16-1-2-8-1.
19.48
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1
271 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 15-4-13-2-4.
186.58
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 2
276 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-4-2-8-4.
51.34
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 3
286 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 4-2-4-4-3.
42.68
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
291 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 14-3-4-2-4.
89.29

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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