Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 11 · Round 40

The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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The Coaster wins at The Basement

The Coaster took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 6:40.077 2 +1 25 13.4
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 6:40.077 2 +1 25 13.4
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 6:40.077 2 +1 25 13.4
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 6:40.077 2 +1 25 13.4
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 6:48.222 +8.15 8 +6 24 14.1
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 6:48.222 +8.15 8 +6 24 14.1
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 6:48.222 +8.15 8 +6 24 14.1
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 6:48.222 +8.15 8 +6 24 14.1
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 7:17.950 +37.87 6 +3 27 13.7
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 7:17.950 +37.87 6 +3 27 13.7
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 7:17.950 +37.87 6 +3 27 13.7
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 7:17.950 +37.87 6 +3 27 13.7
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 7:32.995 +52.92 4 0 24 13.5
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 7:32.995 +52.92 4 0 24 13.5
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 7:32.995 +52.92 4 0 24 13.5
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 7:32.995 +52.92 4 0 24 13.5
5 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 8:04.495 +84.42 7 +2 26 10.4
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 8:04.495 +84.42 7 +2 26 10.4
5 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 8:04.495 +84.42 7 +2 26 10.4
5 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 8:04.495 +84.42 7 +2 26 10.4
6 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 8:17.755 +97.68 5 -1 29 10.6
6 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 8:17.755 +97.68 5 -1 29 10.6
6 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 8:17.755 +97.68 5 -1 29 10.6
6 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 8:17.755 +97.68 5 -1 29 10.6
7 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 8:19.488 +99.41 3 -4 33 12.7
7 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 8:19.488 +99.41 3 -4 33 12.7
7 The Kidney BEA The Beans 8:19.488 +99.41 3 -4 33 12.7
7 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 8:19.488 +99.41 3 -4 33 12.7
8 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 8:29.517 +109.44 1 -7 31 9.7
8 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 8:29.517 +109.44 1 -7 31 9.7
8 Long John NOO The Noodles 8:29.517 +109.44 1 -7 31 9.7
8 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 8:29.517 +109.44 1 -7 31 9.7
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 21.0 contacts an event coming in.
8.033
Wide Load is coming through. Recent finishes: 8-1-1-4-8.
11.906
And it all goes wrong.
15.939
Lil Nugget is airborne.
19.950
Wide Load is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 8-1-1-4-8.
23.539
No idea what happened there.
27.811
Tender Greg gets air.
31.844
The Kidney is airborne.
35.372
That is the sport, right there. Recent finishes: 10-6-8-3-7.
39.417
Look at that.
42.933
Big air for Tender Greg.
46.622
Absolute carnage.
50.050
The Kidney is airborne.
53.489
Lil Nugget finds trouble.
57.283
And Radiator takes flight.
1:02.422
Tender Greg gets hit hard.
1:05.894
You do not see that every day.
1:10.700
Wide Load finds trouble.
1:19.083
The Lieutenant is airborne. Recent finishes: 4-3-1-1-3.
1:28.128
Oh dear.
1:33.911
Here comes The Lieutenant.
1:36.911
Wide Load takes it.
1:46.178
That is a big one for Tender Greg.
1:50.233
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard The Lieutenant 1.950 The Lieutenant 1.950
Smooth Descent Hard The Lieutenant 5.000 Wide Load 2.838
Sweeping Curve Hard The Lieutenant 7.667 The Lieutenant 2.667
Smooth Descent Hard The Lieutenant 10.622 The Lieutenant 2.955
The Drops Hard The Lieutenant 12.328 The Lieutenant 1.706
Smooth Descent Hard The Lieutenant 14.794 Wide Load 2.411
Sweeping Curve Hard The Lieutenant 16.522 The Lieutenant 1.728
Slick Floor Slick The Lieutenant 18.789 Wide Load 2.155
The Plunge Metal The Lieutenant 20.622 The Lieutenant 1.833
Smooth Descent Hard The Lieutenant 22.772 The Lieutenant 2.150
The Kicker Hard The Lieutenant 23.722 Wide Load 0.928
Stairwell Hard The Lieutenant 25.372 Wide Load 1.556
Carpet Flat Carpet The Lieutenant 26.906 Wide Load 1.439
Tight Curve Carpet The Lieutenant 29.094 Wide Load 1.955
The Hairpin Smooth The Lieutenant 34.806 The Kidney 4.577
Stairwell Hard The Lieutenant 38.039 The Lieutenant 3.233
Fabric Run Soft fabric The Lieutenant 40.094 Wide Load 1.856
The Drops Hard The Lieutenant 41.922 Wide Load 1.678
Carpet Flat Carpet The Lieutenant 44.000 Wide Load 2.044
Fabric Run Soft fabric The Lieutenant 45.367 The Lieutenant 1.367
Sweeping Curve Carpet The Lieutenant 47.894 Wide Load 2.183
The Kicker Smooth The Lieutenant 49.356 The Lieutenant 1.462
Carpet Flat Carpet The Lieutenant 51.628 The Lieutenant 2.272
Peg Field Hard The Lieutenant 53.822 Radiator 1.872
The Pinball Table Slick The Lieutenant 56.356 Lil Nugget 2.267
Collision Funnel Hard The Lieutenant 58.572 Radiator 1.200
Smooth Descent Hard The Lieutenant 1:00.978 Wide Load 1.962
Barrier Run Smooth The Lieutenant 1:02.617 Wide Load 1.500
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Lieutenant 1:04.567 The Lieutenant 1.950
Bounce Pads Smooth The Lieutenant 1:06.556 Wide Load 1.889
S-Bend Smooth The Lieutenant 1:10.400 The Lieutenant 3.844
Tight Curve Smooth The Lieutenant 1:13.867 The Lieutenant 3.467
The Funnel Smooth The Lieutenant 1:16.072 The Lieutenant 2.205
Narrow Pipe Metal The Lieutenant 1:18.644 Floppy Joe 2.323
The Gauntlet Smooth The Lieutenant 1:21.106 Wide Load 2.028
The Hairpin Smooth The Lieutenant 1:24.794 The Lieutenant 3.688
Split Route Smooth The Lieutenant 1:27.811 Tender Greg 2.589
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Lieutenant 1:31.872 Tender Greg 4.023
Final Sprint Smooth The Lieutenant 1:34.706 Wide Load 2.689
Target Zone Carpet The Lieutenant 1:35.867 The Lieutenant 1.161
Exit Gate Smooth The Lieutenant 1:36.911 The Lieutenant 1.044
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 1/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 5 1/1 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 6 1/1 3
7 BEA The Beans 7 1/1 2
8 NOO The Noodles 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 1
275 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-6-7-6-7.
162.20
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
316 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 14-8-8-10-7.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
301 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-14-6-9-7.
164.74
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4
305 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 16-8-6-7-7.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 1
298 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 15-7-3-8-3.
154.11
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
301 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-11-6-8-5.
171.89
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3
299 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 10-7-12-8-3.
178.15
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
299 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-8-8-3-5.
167.18
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
302 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-7-5-8-7.
162.58
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
301 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.9. Last five: 12-6-5-15-7.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
292 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 9-6-7-5-7.
152.13
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
302 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-16-8-7-11.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
295 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-13-4-4-5.
123.28
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
302 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 13-5-6-8-4.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
303 starts, 5 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 11-5-5-4-10.
158.41
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
297 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 5-4-4-16-5.
179.10
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
305 starts, 21 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-4-1-3.
14.86
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
290 starts, 23 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 4-3-5-3-1.
15.29
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
309 starts, 25 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 3-1-3-1-3.
17.63
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
293 starts, 24 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 7-3-2-4-3.
29.23
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 1
306 starts, 74 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 3-2-2-2-2.
8.31
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 2
277 starts, 59 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-3-2-8-15.
10.86
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 3
308 starts, 83 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-2-15-8-2.
12.22
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 4
306 starts, 67 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 8-2-4-2-8.
15.65
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 1
282 starts, 130 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 1-6-1-1-6.
9.26
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 2
301 starts, 146 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-1-1-2-6.
10.22
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 3
306 starts, 160 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 2-1-7-1-6.
11.13
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 4
308 starts, 151 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-1-3-1-6.
9.39
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1
290 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-9-4-5-6.
81.15
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2
305 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 5-4-1-5-2.
43.18
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
295 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 6-4-7-5-12.
70.90
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
307 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-5-2-4-7.
43.33

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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