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Team Stack · Season 9 · Round 28

The Ironing Board — Relay

The Ironing Board · The Ironing Board · 44 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Rocking plinths
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Crawlspace wins at The Ironing Board

Crawlspace took The Ironing Board — Relay for the Basement Heat. Radiator finished second. Basement Heat took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2.217 — 16 +15 2 2.8
2 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 0.700 — 13 +11 2 2.7
3 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2.850 +0.63 15 +12 3 2.8
4 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2.433 +0.22 14 +10 2 2.8
5 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.150 — 12 +7 2 2.8
6 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.650 — 9 +3 1 2.6
7 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2.058 — 11 +4 2 2.8
8 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2.517 +0.30 10 +2 3 2.8
9 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 1.300 — 21 +12 0 1.5
10 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.242 +3.03 22 +12 5 5.0
11 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.242 +3.03 23 +12 5 5.1
12 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +2.78 24 +12 5 5.1
13 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 1.358 — 25 +12 0 1.7
14 Slapper PCK The Pucks 5.083 +2.87 26 +12 5 5.0
15 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 5.317 +3.10 27 +12 4 5.1
16 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 5.000 +2.78 28 +12 5 5.0
17 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 0 2 2.6
18 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2.842 +0.63 19 +1 2 2.9
19 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1.325 — 20 +1 1 2.8
20 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 5.300 +3.08 18 -2 5 5.0
21 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.108 — 2 -19 2 3.5
22 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.667 — 3 -19 2 3.5
23 Long John NOO The Noodles 0.983 — 1 -22 2 2.2
24 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 5.000 +2.78 4 -20 1 3.5
25 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.242 — 8 -17 2 3.0
26 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 1.658 — 5 -21 1 2.2
27 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.358 — 6 -21 4 6.4
28 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 7.025 +4.81 7 -21 3 3.7
29 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.417 — 29 0 0 2.3
30 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 1.008 — 31 +1 2 3.1
31 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 0.842 — 32 +1 3 2.9
32 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.683 — 30 -2 3 2.9
3.000
Into position.
4.200
Away it goes. Recent finishes: 10-7-7-12-6.
6.800
Old Gristle leads the meeting.
9.400
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 3-2-2-2-1.
10.600
And down it comes. Recent finishes: 2-2-2-1-3.
13.200
Old Gristle goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 3-2-2-2-1.
15.800
Next one goes up.
17.000
And down it comes.
19.600
That is the tallest so far. Recent finishes: 3-2-2-2-1.
22.200
No idea what happened there.
23.400
Released.
26.000
Old Gristle leads the meeting.
28.400
Crawlspace wins the Games.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 6.800 Old Gristle 6.800
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 13.200 Old Gristle 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 19.600 Old Gristle 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 26.000 Chunk 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 HEA Basement Heat 10 4/4 8
2 BEA The Beans 26 4/4 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 42 4/4 6
4 PCK The Pucks 58 4/4 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 74 4/4 4
6 NOO The Noodles 90 4/4 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 1
408 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 21-12-30-24-32.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
406 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 24-9-31-22-31.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 3
404 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 23-10-29-23-30.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 4
403 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 22-11-32-21-29.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 1
405 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 28-32-28-29-24.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
406 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 26-30-26-31-22.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3
406 starts, 1 win, average finish 24.2. Last five: 27-31-27-32-23.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
404 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 25-29-25-30-21.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 1
403 starts, 10 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 16-17-17-20-15.
144.16
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2
407 starts, 7 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 15-20-19-17-16.
158.87
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 3
405 starts, 12 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 14-18-18-18-13.
148.90
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 4
406 starts, 14 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 13-19-20-19-14.
151.00
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1
405 starts, 8 wins, average finish 15.0. Last five: 18-15-9-6-10.
124.71
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 2
405 starts, 11 wins, average finish 15.0. Last five: 17-16-11-7-11.
126.48
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 3
406 starts, 7 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 20-13-12-8-12.
137.22
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 4
405 starts, 17 wins, average finish 14.9. Last five: 19-14-10-5-9.
120.33
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 1
405 starts, 26 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 3-22-4-3-17.
35.58
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 2
404 starts, 40 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 2-23-1-1-18.
32.83
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3
404 starts, 27 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 4-21-3-4-19.
38.15
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4
408 starts, 24 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 1-24-2-2-20.
34.73
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 1
403 starts, 23 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-5-7-14-6.
5.35
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 2
404 starts, 33 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-7-8-16-8.
6.05
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
407 starts, 24 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-8-6-13-5.
5.53
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 4
407 starts, 28 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-6-5-15-7.
4.94
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 1
404 starts, 25 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 12-2-13-9-4.
20.52
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 2
405 starts, 21 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 9-3-15-11-2.
19.71
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 3
408 starts, 21 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 10-4-14-12-3.
19.85
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4
404 starts, 25 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 11-1-16-10-1.
18.98
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 1
404 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.8. Last five: 30-26-24-28-27.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 2
408 starts, 4 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 29-27-23-25-25.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 3
405 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.7. Last five: 31-25-22-27-28.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 4
404 starts, 5 wins, average finish 25.6. Last five: 32-28-21-26-26.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Baize
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Baize, and the first hall to rock. Generous underneath and never quite still.

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