Paper Mogul Sports
Team Stack · Season 9 · Round 31

The Bollard — Relay

The Bollard · The Bollard · 44 m · 32 competitors
FULL TIME Fairness
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Puck Yeah wins at The Bollard

Puck Yeah took The Bollard — Relay for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 1.267 26 +25 2 2.8
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 1.458 +0.19 25 +23 0 1.7
3 Slapper PCK The Pucks 5.250 +3.98 27 +24 6 5.2
4 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 5.000 +3.73 28 +24 5 5.2
5 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 1.592 +0.33 21 +16 0 1.4
6 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 4.967 +3.70 22 +16 4 5.2
7 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.317 +4.05 23 +16 5 5.2
8 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.73 24 +16 5 5.2
9 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 1.325 +0.06 19 +10 1 2.9
10 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 1.233 17 +7 0 2.2
11 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 0.892 18 +7 2 2.9
12 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 5.000 +3.73 20 +8 4 5.2
13 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.525 +0.26 15 +2 2 2.8
14 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1.908 +0.64 16 +2 2 2.6
15 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.233 13 -2 1 2.5
16 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.100 14 -2 3 2.9
17 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.075 11 -6 1 3.2
18 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3.350 +2.08 12 -6 1 2.4
19 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.817 +0.55 9 -10 0 2.3
20 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.175 10 -10 1 3.0
21 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.483 +0.22 4 -17 1 2.6
22 Long John NOO The Noodles 2.350 +1.08 2 -20 2 3.1
23 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2.875 +1.61 3 -20 2 3.3
24 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2.150 +0.88 1 -23 1 2.3
25 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 1.767 +0.50 8 -17 2 3.1
26 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 0.958 5 -21 2 2.3
27 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.292 +0.03 6 -21 5 6.4
28 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2.467 +1.20 7 -21 4 3.6
29 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.858 +0.59 29 0 2 2.8
30 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 0.875 30 0 3 3.7
31 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.400 +0.13 31 0 2 2.9
32 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 1.608 +0.34 32 0 2 3.7
3.000
Oh dear.
4.200
Let go.
6.800
The Lieutenant leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 2-4-1-2-2.
9.400
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 2-4-1-2-2.
10.600
And down it comes.
13.200
Wide Load goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-1-1.
15.800
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-6-1.
17.000
Released. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-1-1.
19.600
That is the tallest so far.
22.200
Into position.
23.400
Away it goes.
26.000
Wide Load goes to the top of the board.
28.400
It is Puck Yeah!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Concrete The Lieutenant 6.800 The Lieutenant 6.800
Smooth Descent Concrete Puck Yeah 13.200 Wide Load 6.400
Smooth Descent Concrete Puck Yeah 19.600 Puck Yeah 6.400
Smooth Descent Concrete The Coaster 26.000 Slapper 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 10 4/4 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 26 4/4 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 42 4/4 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 58 4/4 5
5 BEA The Beans 74 4/4 4
6 NOO The Noodles 90 4/4 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
407 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 32-28-22-23-10.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 2
411 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 29-26-24-21-12.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 3
406 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 30-25-23-22-11.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 4
409 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 31-27-21-24-9.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
409 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 19-30-30-26-30.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 2
409 starts, 1 win, average finish 24.3. Last five: 18-31-31-27-31.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
407 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 20-29-29-25-29.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4
408 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.5. Last five: 17-32-32-28-32.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 1
408 starts, 12 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 21-15-20-14-18.
167.65
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 2
409 starts, 14 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 22-16-17-13-19.
173.36
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3
410 starts, 7 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 24-14-18-15-20.
183.28
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 4
406 starts, 10 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 23-13-19-16-17.
173.85
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 1
408 starts, 12 wins, average finish 14.9. Last five: 16-17-1-17-16.
95.97
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 2
408 starts, 8 wins, average finish 15.0. Last five: 14-18-2-18-15.
91.09
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3
408 starts, 17 wins, average finish 14.9. Last five: 15-19-4-19-14.
98.06
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 4
409 starts, 7 wins, average finish 15.0. Last five: 13-20-3-20-13.
100.16
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1
407 starts, 41 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 1-11-7-2-23.
10.17
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 2
411 starts, 24 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 4-10-6-1-24.
12.03
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3
407 starts, 27 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 2-12-8-4-21.
12.68
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4
408 starts, 26 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 3-9-5-3-22.
11.06
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 1
410 starts, 24 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-4-10-8-8.
8.02
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 2
410 starts, 28 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-2-9-5-6.
6.77
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 3
407 starts, 33 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-3-12-6-7.
7.68
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 4
406 starts, 24 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-1-11-7-5.
7.31
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 1
411 starts, 21 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 11-6-16-10-4.
27.11
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 2
407 starts, 25 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 12-7-13-11-1.
25.37
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 3
408 starts, 21 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 10-5-15-9-3.
24.62
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 4
407 starts, 25 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 9-8-14-12-2.
25.12
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 1
407 starts, 5 wins, average finish 25.6. Last five: 26-24-25-32-28.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
407 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.8. Last five: 28-23-28-30-26.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
411 starts, 4 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 25-21-26-29-27.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 4
408 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.7. Last five: 27-22-27-31-25.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Concrete
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Square plinths rather than round ones, which sounds like nothing and is the difference between a pile that leans and a pile that goes.

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